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Captain America is a terrible character.

Says the Canadian. We Americans can't hear you over the sound of freedom!

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We all have them from time to time. I had one not too long ago. You are freaking out about where your life is compared to where you thought it would be and you have lost points of reference that you didn't realize you were following until they left you. Am I right or just high?

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Never underestimate a grizzly bear! Assuming that hearthstone is roughly the same as the wow tcg, it's not going to change there. I have not been bitten by the hearthstone bug (yet), so I've got to ask how similar it is to the paper wow tcg?

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Degrees in non technical fields are basically worthless. Engineering/math/science are the only ones worth getting basically. Not exactly. Having a degree has some level of value just by being a degree, regardless of major. The difference is that STEM degrees lead to better paying jobs that have som...

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Porn is not a glamorous as it seems and the guys get paid much less. If any one does decide to take up pornography as a profession, the real money is in gay porn. Most gay porn actors are ostensibly straight, its harder to find guys willing to take it it the dirt button for money than guys who are ...

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That sounds like a game of Magic to me.

I know right.

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Honestly being a "dick" is such a relative term. When I play at a shop with other semi-spikey players no one has a problem with my nekusar deck, especially considering the low number of wheel effects I run (I'm focused on playing a control game as opposed to combo), where as my friends who...

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On the brightside we know that humans will still be better at magic than computers for many years to come, and I'm pretty sure koreans are always going to be better at starcraft.

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So I've been kicking around the idea of phyrexian processor as massive threat generator, but don't currently have a deck in which it would be a natural fit. My question is thus twofold: does this have legs enough to make a reasonable wincon, and if so in what kind of shell? My first thought was dere...

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arcanis the omnipotent sits at the unique intersection of card draw and good target for untapping.

Also if you can swing it I've always wanted to see how phyrexian processor worked in commander, and combining it with derevi seems like a natural.

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There aren't as many effects that directly target players as you would think. Lots of the things you would think it stops are actually "each opponent". It's only major contributions are stopping edicts and some discard effects.

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I can say from experience that witchbane orb and ivory mask won't do what you think they will.

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teferi, mage of zhalfir is a terrific troll/jerk/griefer commander. As long as you can protect him on your opponents's turns you can do what ever when ever and they play everything as sorceries. And the decks built around him tend to be very good at stopping anything you don't like from happening. ...

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crypt ghast is another fine mana doubler and mana sink in one (two great tastes that taste great together).

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It has been my noticing that derevi tends to helm a lot of "toolbox" style decks, and she's good for it, at her very worst she's a 4cc chump blocker on demand, and that's not even trying to use her even moderately effectively.

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f word omitted
fried?

actually the correct answer was "Fungineer".

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Valuable lesson learned today. I was running a fill in D&D session, and since two of missing players were the one's driving main plot, and the third absent player was driving the sideplot I opted to run a one shot involving some of the NPCs the players have run into before (many of whom have fil...

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Okay now I just bought waaay to many books for my kindle. Thanks guys. . . . just picked up all the Dresden Files books by Jim Butcher I was missing and now my cart is full again. They're sooo good, especially the audiobooks (though I think ghost story is the weakest in the series). LMK when you fi...

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Phage is perfectly fine when played safely.

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Casually going to mention I have 58 QPs already.

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Are you aiming for a more control oriented version or a more beat down centric build?

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Can't believe I forgot, happy spirit journey formation anniversary tbuzz.

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Had a hilarious moment in a draft yesterday. Opponent controls a tapped [card]sphinx's disciple[/card] and I draw portent of betrayal . I know I should hold it until it grabs their blocker and lets me alpha FTW, but I couldn't let the cute interaction not happen. Grab the disciple, scry away the mou...

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So I just finished a 3 hour commander game, 4 control decks (my nekusar, the WU angel from avacyn restored, the bant bird from the evasive maneuvers commander box, and teferi). I ended up winning only because I hit boseiju who shelters all and my spells couldn't be countered I exiled 2 graveyards be...

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Why couldn't caller of the claw make wolves instead of bears? It would have such beautiful synergy with raised by wolves and [card]wren's run packmaster[/card]. Play packmaster exiling caller, packmaster and some other shit dies to mass removal, and then enchant caller with raised by wolves for mass...

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I kinda want nekusar sleeves for commander. I love the art, and having your general on your sleeves would be awesome. I saw some nicol bolas sleeves a while back that I considered (before commander 2013 came out), but I had no idea what deck I was going to put in them, and now that I do know I can't...

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I have been digging my legion sleeves lately, they haven't split yet (crossing my fingers) and mine have a Guy Fawkes mask on the back, which is awesome. They are a little slick, but I tend do actually prefer that, and the plastic is thicker even than dragon shields (my commander deck is a little th...

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Windstrider, your latin in your sig made me want to try something, but it ended horribly. I tried to find the roman for 'i burn', but the result was 'i am on fire'. That said, 'cogito ergo uror' sounds awesome. But 'I think, therefore I am on fire' is hilarious to me for some reason. Try "I th...

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I've done well with proxied legacy burn, but mostly because I don't know the format very well and counting to 20 has a very high skill floor (and probably low comparative ceiling). I'm working on a RDW variant, because I lack the money for the real thing, but if i'm lucky I can ruin some people's da...

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I don't know about power bottom, more like bottom-in-denial.

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Evacuation #2!

Oh my sides.

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Being the hiding spot is perfectly fine when done safely.

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Lol no

that doesnt sound like a lot of fun

There are worse ways to spend an evening.

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Oh, so that's where that baton is for...

You've never heard of hide the nightstick?

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You overextended my overextending the metaphor joke?
I'm so meta, even this acronym.

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No faghags here, just nearly all straight guy friends. I don't go to clubs, I can't give fashion advice to save my life, and I hate gossiping. I like to do typical guy stuff so that might explain it. Magic, video games, and weight lifting is a trinity of vaj repellent. Most of my friends are straig...

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That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing. The more you know... "Fruit fly" is another one I've heard. Also "beard". Fruit fly is the more PC term for faghag, but beard refers to a slightly different phenomenon. A bear...

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That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing. The more you know... It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even ...

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I think that adding hygiene standards to the DCI floor rules would help the game expand it's playerbase. Women, in my own personal experience, are less likely to put up with foulness to play. My faghag is an amazing raw talent, but she only plays kitchen table and prereleases because some of the nau...

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the lead singer isn't Maynard James Keenan, don't care.

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