Dies to Removal

how to feel like a moron:

Go to ikea, pick out couch, write down isle and bin number. take the wrong thing home.


actually this post should just be.

how to feel like a moron:

Go to ikea.

It costs one cheaper then Evacuation, and unless you're playing a scrub deck, it's going to hit 99% of the usual crap people play in edh. I'd say it's just evac #2.

How accurate is Portlandia? The skits are basically exaggerations on accuracies. example: the brunch episode. On sunday any place that has breakfast has a huge ass line. Obviously, Tim Robbins isn't in a fort around the corner running the line, but yeah, people fucking get huge hard ons for eating ...

Hell is other players. This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort. It also sucks because that particular store sells be...

I'm loving the butt hurt this ban has caused. If you needed SP to win games of EDH then you sucked to begin with.

Hopefully they'll Build better decks and stop relying on dumb shit wizards to print "I tap my lands and win" cards.

Hell is other players. This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort. It also sucks because that particular store sells be...

I like King Crab a lot, especially in conjunction with Tidal Force . Aetherize is incredible. trading post is a card I'm surprised I don't see more often in the format. It's a mana sink that does 3 1/2 relevant things; dump crap into your yard for GY tricks, makes tokens, gets back artifacts with s...

Hell is other players. This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort. It also sucks because that particular store sells be...

you post here while you're drunk. I'll start. Girlfriend is leaving for a week and since we don't believe in mahogany*, I can do whatever I want. As cool as that sounds, I'm probably going to use this week to not clean up and sleep all day. discuss. *I meant monogamy, but it's too funny to change.

trading post is a card I'm surprised I don't see more often in the format.

It's a mana sink that does 3 1/2 relevant things; dump crap into your yard for GY tricks, makes tokens, gets back artifacts with said tokens, eats itself or artifacts that have out lived their usefulness to draw a card.

out side of the pre constructed decks the new cards are in, I like these new legends for other decks.

Shattergang bros.=Great for jund stax or jund control
Oloro=Pillow fort control.
Derevi=Stasis lock loose your friends.dec

Primer on how to stop the Winter Orb goblin EDH player ragequitting when you Memnarch their commander on turn 4? (true story happened the other day -.-) That player should have his winter orb taken away. A red deck scooping because it can't deal with an artifact? Wouldn't be much of a primer beside...

In my opinion, EDH should be the smart mans magic. There's no four ofs and you have 3 other jerks to deal with. It should be a mind game strategy smorgasbord. 8 spells on the stack while mothers fuckers tutoring and digging for answers. NOPE. It's all Idiots wanting to ramp into a 7/7 followed by ev...

Decks, strategies, anything you want to contribute ^_^ Sure. I'm mainly wanting to focus on a non causal (not bad at magic) lean towards EDH. For people who don't like playing crap cards in EDH and hate that the format is seen as the place where you can just suck terribly while over committing into...

Hey Philonous

Hey N_S.


honestly, what are you guys looking for in the EDH area?

your edh forum is poor so I'm here to fix it.