Dies to Removal

How accurate is Portlandia?

The skits are basically exaggerations on accuracies.


example: the brunch episode. On sunday any place that has breakfast has a huge ass line. Obviously, Tim Robbins isn't in a fort around the corner running the line, but yeah, people fucking get huge hard ons for eating brunch here.


I guess the answer is that it's pretty accurate.


They should do a skit of EDH players here discussing how they want to kick the combo player out of the group, not because he plays combo, but because he brings shit beer.

Hell is other players.

This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players
that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort.

It also sucks because that particular store sells beer... on tap. I want to drink a glass of beer while playing magic. But not if some dipshit with a troll tribal deck is going to complain and scoop because of a strip mine.

Your LGS sells beer on tap? Fucking what?

Do other places do this?

In portland, you're pretty much doing it wrong if your business allows people to sit around and you don't have beer.

It's just how it is here for some reason. We're huge drunks.

Until some drunk Fucktard spills his beer on your cards. -->

At my shop, we don't allow drinks on the table cause of that. It happened. Also, you can't legally drink and carry a weapon.
Soooooo.....beer at a game that can get some people into fights cause some guy hozes another's almost assembled Voltron.
Some can't hold their liqueur or are angry drunks.

Or you could just tell the dip shit who insist on waving his
arms around to GTFO.

Hell is other players.

This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort.

It also sucks because that particular store sells beer... on tap. I want to drink a glass of beer while playing magic. But not if some dipshit with a troll tribal deck is going to
complain and scoop because of a strip mine.

Your LGS sells beer on tap? Fucking what?

Do other places do this?

In portland, you're pretty much doing it wrong if your business allows people to sit around and you don't have beer.

It's just how it is here for some reason. We're huge drunks.

Hell is other players.

This. It's kind of sad I have to avoid an entire game store's EDH night because the players that show up there suck at the game and are happy to sit in their shit behind their "It's casual, we don't do that" fort.

It also sucks because that particular store sells beer... on tap. I want to drink a glass of beer while playing magic. But not if some dipshit with a troll tribal deck is going to complain and scoop because of a strip mine.