Dies to Removal

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Would this be the right place to notify staff that I can't get the "Search for a Member" function to work? And that when I click on a first letter (specifically "g", for Ganderin_dan"), that I get 404'd?

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Also, when do we get Blather5?

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Blatherskite Park.

A public area provided by the Northern Territory Government for the enjoyment of the local community in pursuit of various sporting and leisure activities. No alcohol is to be consumed in the open within 2 kilometres of a licensed outlet. This area includes the Park. Permits for sale of alcohol and consumption for specific events must be sought from the Liquor Commission and sighted by the Trustees. There are time restrictions for obtaining this approval and some strict constraints (and fines) if you fail to follow them.

I.e., a rather boring place.

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Blatherskite.

Derived from "blather shite", but with a transition from an 'h' to a 'k' to make it more acceptable to general audiences and women in particular, especially during the Victorian era.

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Blatherskite.

Blatherskite are an Alternative Metal band formed in Sydney, Australia in 1996. The group currently consists of Nick Goryl on vocals, Tim Lim and Mat Newton on guitar, Ben Nicholls on bass guitar, and Katrina Tuffy on drums. Blatherskite emerged from a band Tim Lim formed during high school. Their two first albums, 1995's Vathek (released on cassette tape) and 1996's Dribble were characterised by an experimental punk sound; their follow ups 2006's Three Worlds and 2009's Where the Wasteland Ends developed a more alternative metal sensibility.

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Blatherskite.

A person who talks at great length without making much sense.

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you guys need to put a big disclaimer that your post is going to be about wrestling so i know to skip it

Ha! That's what the avatars are for. So that when you see them, you know to skip the post.

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Careful. Your post is going to get fireballed.

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"Ugh. I fucking hate it when people use the word "rape" to describe anything that isn't rape because it shows a total lack of perspective. For example, George Lucas didn't rape anyone's childhood; he made some movies that really disappointed a lot of people. Roman Polanski, however, did rape someone's childhood."

LOL. Classic

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fuck you madding just fucking tell me to stop posting you cunt

I believe the ball of fire was your warning.

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The dragon ate the killer bunny. Damn

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Thanks buddy!

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How the fuck do you guys attach videos anyway?

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I didn't say "Don't vote." Vote or not, your conscience and heart's content.

I merely was warning Pendy that the results are going to be the opposite of what he's looking for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

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Thread needs less melodrama.

Pendulum, if ER turned out to be a dick and value bein staff over bein your friend, trying to get him removed from staff isn't going to bring your friend back. It's only going to push him further away.

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Buying a house is difficult at seventeen in Michigan.

If you can't buy beer, you shouldn't buy a house.

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I suppose im going to have to post the petiotion to have lapdog removed from admin on his helpdesk out of sheer boredom.

I'm just curious. Does anyone really have any reason to believe that this petition will have any effect whatsoever? I mean, let's imagine that you got a thousand users of MtG S to sign it. There's no bylaw that says that ER has to resign at that point, and there's no reason to imagine that he would. It'd just consider it a thousand troll signatures and move along with his day.

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Something like that...

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for fucks sake stop spamming! theres a meaningful message!

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At one point, I had a bank tell me that I had to have a photo id to deposit a check, that was in my name, into an account, that was in my name. Since my ID was expired, they made me update it. I had no car and the DMV was five miles away. I procrastinated and decided to just use my ATM card. Then their fucking ATM ate it. I tried to order a new one, but they told me that, since I had just update the address (which those fucks made me do), that the ATM card would have to go to the bank...and that I could pick it up with a photo ID.

I had three dollars. I cobbled together the money for a photo id, and went and got it. Without even having a picture on it (temp id), the bank gave me a cashier's check for the full value of my account, after I told them that I wanted to close my account. (They actually gave me the check without an ID at all, or any identity verification whatsoever.) When I told them that I wanted to close my
account, they asked why. I told them the whole story, and in the space on the paper, they wrote, "Because we asked for ID to cash a check." Then I flipped my chips.

I started yelling until the manager came. They ignored me, gave me my cashier's check, and told me to leave and never come back.

I went to the nearest grocery store, across the street. I asked them to cash my cashier's check. They told me, "We don't cash personal checks." I pointed out that it was a CASHIER'S CHECK. It's drawn on a bank, not on my account. Unless the bank closed in the next two days, it would be fine. They refused. Growing increasingly irate, I went to the next store in the strip mall, and the process was repeated, in its totality. I was fixing to tip a goddamn building over.

Finally, I went to a bank, and they understood the concept of a cashier's check and they let me deposit it and open an account.

So. Yeah. I have had problems like that,
Thrillo.

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Okay, this one is genuinely funny, although it might not be if it weren't for the hand-grip positions.
Are you kidding? That makes it funnier.[/quote:
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No, no, that's what I meant as well, sorry that wasn't very clear.

Poor TubeHunter, if we keep posting this image the other people around him are going to think he's a brony. Sorry man.
It was clear. Yannus is slow-us.

Also, that would be funny. TubeHunter is a brony.

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Wait...MLPs aren't girls? That makes that fetish even stranger.

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Wait...if I give you the money, you're going to fucking pay my taxes and insurance for me for free? Ah hell yeah. One less thing for me to have to remember.

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every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path

Shit. Try buying and owning a house.

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I gotta say, the "English Only!" rule in the Speakeasy is the dumbest thing I've seen on MTGS since the last time I left the Rumor Mill.

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Checkbox makes a shitty post.

I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here.

What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here!

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Checkbox makes a shitty post.

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It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I have to use this."

Although ironically the manual also says that there's really only a 50% chance it'll stop a bear.

And a 3% chance that it will stop a meth addict.

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Better make this shit good. Or I will relentlessly mock you forever.

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@Kaze: Yeah, people keep telling me I should write a blog or something, and I probably should, but all the stories have this way of tying in together, making it difficult... some of our residents are pretty out there and they usually find a way to pull themselves into the drama storm. My favorite is probably the Mexican Travelling Sex Workers who found their way into my camp, but I tend to get a stronger reaction from the story about the time the S.W.A.T. team invaded.

No you shouldn't. 999/1000 blogs should not exist. Unless you're a professional entertainer, you shouldn't be blogging. What you should do is congeal and exaggerate them into a good book like Shit my Dad Says.

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that was in poor taste it is a well known fact that madding's mother is dead that was very rude
This explains the scent of death.

The first post was Checkbox level tryharding. This post was pretty goddamned funny. (But really fucked up, and you should be ashamed of yourself.)

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I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.

Blondes are cunts. Trust me.
Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.
It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to ducks. They feed dicks. To ducks.

Source: Boink, by Mary Roach
Ah, the timeless ritual of Dick Ducking. A fine choice for a scorned female.
Wouldn't that be duck dicking?

No. Duck dicking is where you actively dick a duck, not where your dick is passively ducked. Kaze must be correct. (I think it's like
Dwarf Giant vs. Giant Dwarf.)

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pubes rarely diverge from brown/black

If you were as cool as Bill Nye, you'd tell us why that is. Scientist.

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Damn good cheese, though. Loved the bleuweisskasse.

They don't sell that cheese at the Wal-Mart...so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever.

Blondes are cunts. Trust me.
Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night.

It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to [i:
1db3vy4s]ducks[/i].

They feed dicks. To ducks.

Source: Boink, by Mary Roach

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A lot of people have already said that they won't browse the site once it connects to curse and causes blocking at their workplace. I wonder how many users they will lose. Anyone know a site that monitors forum traffic, so we can see the drop?

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What I'm finding interesting about the comparison is that the two issues are not so divergent as a casual observer might think. Hell, you can't go on an LGBTQQIA website (outside of pancake sites like Playground) without hitting an "I was raped" thread, and the sense that makes is not something most people consider. It does make sense, though, when you're in a sexual/gender minority the gravity of rape takes on a much more serious tone, and the care and concern others in that community show for victims of the act is a staggeringly beautific thing I think everyone should witness.

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up
claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.

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hell, I used to put that I was a lawnmower on my resume. Maybe he just doesn't have anything more meaningful. You know that you have to put something on there.

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He's probably just listing the amount of time that he's been in a position at MtG S. He probably put it on there when he was appointed Moderator, and then just changed the title without changing the date. It doesn't mean that he's necessarily lying. Besides, I'm not sure who's really going to look at MtG S and decide that its supposed to be an especially meaningful position anyway.

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Also, G_R. You should watch out for Madding, cuz you just got Masked.

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