Dies to Removal

Questions:
How important is Sulfuric Vortex?
Is UWR Miracles a bad MU? I just lost against them fairly badly with my Double Searing Blaze hand G1 and my Triple Grim Hand G2 which they Terminus (I'm seeing the appeal of less creature approach now ).

Depends on the version, the European ones with 4 Ponders are likely harder as they are more focused on assembling Counter-top, and are less reliant on Top to get going, the Flash builds tend to run fewer counterbalances (like 2 at times) and more Cliques/Venser/Karakas which don't do anything in the Burn MU.

Just don't bring in Ensnaring Bridge, the local burn guy does that and it makes me want to choke him.

Pimped out burn deck

Figured you guys would appreciate it

Alternatively, playing confusion in the ranks to both confuse and infuriate your opponent is an acceptable alternative

Italian legends suffered less printing/distribution errors (that set in particular is hard to collect in English for that reason, this why it's so expensive) in addition to its formatting/font looking like complete ass

You should never be playing daze from shardless, just gonna say it

Look him in the eye and rub one off

I've noticed two mans are much different than 8 mans/dailies, when I played painter I would run into burn constantly in two mans, anything larger then that it tended to open up a bit

Like, if your opponent leads off with a Wooded Foothills, are they playing RUG delver or Jund? Stuff like that.

More likely RUG actually, Jund actually hates the basic mountain (they are nominally a BG deck splashing red for bolt and BBE) and taiga

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

A few questions:

1) How often does a T1 kill occur? How do you stop it?

2) Why do some burn decks online have Ashen Rider in the sideboard?

3) Relic of Progenitus vs Leyline of the Void?

4) Skullcrack or no Skullcrack MD/SB?

5) NO fetchlands ?

1) less than you think, most combo decks have a remarkably low chance of it occurring, with oops all spells having the highest, do note, there is somewhat of a correlation between high t1 win and interactivity (oops all spells being vulnerable to multiple angles of hate)

2) show and tell

3) relic but i imagine this deck mulligans to yard hate when relevant so there prolly
is an argument for leyline

4) in theory no, as flame rift is more efficient in that spot but I've met people who said skull crack has done work for them so ymmv

5) doable, you don't get grim though (which makes stoneforge much stronger)

How to play around daze: suspend rift bolt

The only deck that actually wants to play Leyline of sanctity is mono u omniscience, which I can't imagine is a favorable matchup to begin with

@khaos: to my knowledge it also isn't played in paper

And the poor kid gets dropped by naturally drawn one-of Batterskulls each game. Heartbreaking.

Fire isn't a language

German is the language of hate

There was a channel fireball article about them, I forget the exact story but they were made to rest foils out or some bs, there are a few others (I know there is a duress one)

No clue what they go for

I'm talking about the genuinely textless bolts with the old border that are super fucking rare

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff28 ... Bolt-1.png

The full art bolts are overrated IMO, nothing beats the deep red from the old frames and the old frame red foils are super fucking sick (for whatever reason the deep red color looks really sick when foil)

Then there are the textless ones

Beta bolts and judge promo bolts are best bolts

Ironically I use fire and ice bolts despite my disdain for them

Delver circle jerk featuring lands and shardless?

brainstorm sylvan library necropotence top two explores

Honestly I've played the mirror a handful of times with a friend and we came to the conclusion it was a)miserable, b) prolly not worth our time to test, I play in paper and in my meta, virtually no one plays burn (1-2 people do but they hate the deck and usually the next week people start playing combo/reanimator or have burn hate of they do well) and prolly is the same for scg opens (where most burn players usually x-2 drop)

Online, you'd prolly want to test it, and all I noticed was I wanted goblin guide

Draw goblin guides

In my experience the mirror

...shit

Bro meltdown

Get in that etched champion ass

Affinity is prolly the only time you want spree and even then, meltdown is prolly better

Great against decks with brown cards

Fairly certain you'd want smash against painter anyways

First time I've been offered anal over the internet

Not sure how I feel about this

I'm dumb. I meant to write BUG aggro.

You mean team America, cause if were going to use the traditional neckbeard names for these decks let's go balls fucking deep with this shit

I should sig that

Dredge you simply race

Sometimes they have the stone cold nuts and get there with an army, sometimes they don't

Remind me of that shitty song one more time and I will reign fire and brimstone on your house and a pox on your family

I believe the word was Wussies but I could be wrong

Choke is unplayable because it is green.

No that makes it infinitely more playable

Bar none the easiest thread to derail

We're a bunch of hasty, impulsive, Red Mages. Dafuq did you expect?

You don't want the answer to that

But choke is actually playable

Bar none the easiest thread to derail

So does that mean burn players are super villains?

If so, I am totally onboard

We're the best kind of super villains.

Once you have tapped all of your Islands, then, you have my permission to fry.

Then you play choke