Dies to Removal

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I have to read up on these spoilers, it looks like theros is going to be pretty fun. I like that rescued from the underwolrd card, it has awesome flavor, lol

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I saw that card today and just laughed. I thinks it's pretty neat

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lol what?

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1000 word for a trophy is worth it.

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Did someone say LOIC?

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It lives!

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Also, it's good to have harku back.

inb4 kpaca contrives something to freak out about

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Also, it's good to have harku back.

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Results be damned, toss another log on the fire!

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Don't listen to Harku, rock the vote!

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Pregnant Hanging! Moral Chad! Vote Corruption!

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So... you don't need all these electronic voting machines?

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Never understood why that is meant as an aggressive retort.
I know, right!? Why the hell anyone would want to "not give a fuck" or "not give a shit" to something they're disdaining has never made sense to me. Murican is a strange language.

I was about to reply "MURICA!"

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I like this whole hug smiley. I might channel yomako for awhile

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I'm getting a little tired of the shock images.

I'm apprehensive enough to open this thread as it is.

Chill the fuck out.

Or you could get fucked?

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This forum needs urgently Thumbnails for the images.

What about toenails?

do not look at this image

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Dragons! Converge on his penis!

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Can we offer up onar as a sacrifice?

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Our newest member Dragon of Grandak

WE HAVEN'T EVEN KILLED THE FIRST ONE!

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It is fine. Boobs are always nice to see, as long as it tasteful.

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Sign it already, people!
UM G_R how can we sign if MTGS has deleted Blackhound's useless attempt?

Don't listen to the filthy russian propaganda

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bola.
(Del prov. bola, y este del lat. bŭlla, burbuja, bola).
1. f. Cuerpo esférico de cualquier materia.

You English speakers just changed the dictionary entry to your convenience. Just like the Lapdog did with MTGS rules.

MURICA

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Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.
The soccer ball you posted has been called a soccer ball in some countries (yes, plural) longer than it has been called a football. In the USA (read: God's chosen country, 'Merica) it has always been called a football because it has always been a foot, or 12 inches long.

Unlike many supporters of Association Football, I do not despise the name "Soccer" and am aware of its historic origins. But the egg the other kinds of football are played are not balls.

ball
bôl/
1. a solid or hollow sphere or ovoid, esp. one that is kicked, thrown, or hit in a game.

yes it does look like an egg, but it's still a ball.
For the record I don't care about the whole name thing, I was just giving you shit

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Football pool is a go

Oh look. An actual football.

The soccer ball you posted has been called a soccer ball in some countries (yes, plural) longer than it has been called a football. In the USA (read: God's chosen country, '
Merica) it has always been called a football because it has always been a foot, or 12 inches long.

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I was just about to post "and drugs" but ya got me

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On life.

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Now I know what is wrong with me this morning, I haven't got high yet.

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I see you thready, poopin' that thread

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All these images make it incredibly hard to keep tabs with this site in crowded areas.

You ever click a thread and a fat naked guy is front and center with 7 people withing 5 feet of you? I have.

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Also, I ate Thai food for three days and my butthole is paying the price

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All these images have been uploaded from my computer. They're from any number of crazy image searches.

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But I posted it for educational purposes. But I told everyone not to look.

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It's always awkward telling your guests "Listen, I have a hang-up about mean dogs and I won't hesitate to use this on them, and the manual says there's a good chance it'll melt your dog's eyeballs. Please, please, for the love of all that is good, don't get your dog into a situation where I have to use this."

Although ironically the manual also says that there's really only a 50% chance it'll stop a bear.
And a 3% chance that it will stop a meth addict. [/quote:
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MY EX WAS TOLD BY A NURSE SHE MIGHT HAVE FIBROMYALGA CUZ MY EX WAS A HUGE BLONDE CUNT, NEVER GOT TESTED OR ANYTHING AND WENT AROUND SAYING SHE HAD IT.

I feel like most people that claim they have it are like that. I know of at least 3.

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I've completely lost track of what we're talking about.

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