Dies to Removal

It's only a vagina...

I am tempted to try this...

The only thing I remember about Sim City is beating the shit out of my brother after I let him trash my city with natural disasters, and then he accidentally saved.

Didn't he get rebanned?

They don't care enough to take the risk.

Yep.

*shrug*

The point is, your morning doesn't have to be all bad, GR. Wet shirts have their time and place.

Hopefully badguy doesn't get mad at me again.

Generic Event Dispatcher?

Gender Equity and Diversity?

Germanium Detector?

Genealogical Data?

You'll have to go to rehab to get over your trolling addiction first.

I have. I spent 28 days getting waterboarded with the tears of nerds. I never want to make a nerd cry again.

Post that. They'll let you in for sure.

You'll have to go to rehab to get over your trolling addiction first.

I was just playing around with the 1000 most common English words. Writing is hard.

Average is supposedly 1.40-something meters. I thought you Canadians used the real measuring system by now.

In everything other than human height and weight.

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhan

Ha!

hey Stardust fuck you for banning me

Okay.

What did I ban you for? I remember being the one talking to you in the... place, whatever it was called, but I don't remember banning you.

Oh, wait, wasn't it because you didn't even try? Didn't you just insult me the entire time?

Wow, that's the average? A friend of mine is 6'5". He recently married another friend of mine from Guatemala. She's 5'2", but I never knew she was actually taller than average back home.

But you were so happy!

I've got an idea for the next dragon challenge. You know, the one that will never happen.

Once upon a time the daughter of the leader of the country was taken from her bed by a big flying creature who could breathe fire. The leader of the country ordered everyone to go searching for his daughter, and the one who brought her back would get some gold. The son of another leader in a country next door decided he would save the daughter, so he rode his horse deep into the mountains, since that's where flying creatures who breathe fire usually live. It didn't take him long to find the creature's home, in a deep dark hole in the side of a mountain. The son slowly went inside, his sharp metal fighting stick drawn and ready for anything. Anything but this! The son was burned to death by the creature's terrible fire before he could even say words. Little did he know, flying creatures who breathe fire don't actually steal daughters of countries for no reason. No, she'd already been eaten long before he even arrived.

The end.

I'm not sure. They definitely own a lot of boats. If you bolt them, they still get their triggers though.

Does the creature enter the battlefield?

I cast burning tree emmisery and it gets bolted does the ability still resolve ?

Found the answer, ability still resolves, anyone know if kicker or multikicker still resolve ?

Depends on the card, but all abilities that trigger when it enters the battlefield will of course trigger... because it entered the battlefield. It's their choice whether they bolt it first or not though - they could let the ability resolve first, or they could bolt it in response to the ability (for example, if the creature is going to get +1/+1 counters after entering they can bolt it before the counters go on).

They only time they can't respond is when something has an "enters with" or "enters as" ability, like a Clone or several kicker type cards that enter with additional +1/+1 counters.

You always get the ability though. No way around that unless there's some weird wording.

Nice terrorist attack though, really.

So, more French terrorist attacks. 70+ dead? I heard this is actually the largest death toll in Europe from an individual terrorist. Might mean more truck-related killings are on the way instead of the classic guns-ablazing style. Tragic.

Not sure what we can do about it though. Radical religion is not easy to fight... I know several of these guys have been university educated, often in a Western school. I wonder how that breaks down, though. Are the highly educated less likely to join a radical religion (as they are more likely to be atheist)?

Good investment.

Here, have some comics.

Movie I'm most excited to see: Jason Bourne.

I've always liked Julia Stiles' character in that series, and Alicia Vikander is among my favourite actors, period.

... Not to mention that the Bourne series is just great in general.

RIP DTR

I agree.

Burn.

"Dies to Removal: Another Dead MTG Board"

Ha. Did that change with the update too?

Does it make me a bad person if I enjoyed those videos?

Nice picture.