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by Stardust
Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:35 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
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:rofl:
by Stardust
Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:30 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Seems appropriate

You are the warmth of summer's hum
Scintillating the sleepy splendor
Vapid lances of the sifting sun
Palming the ashen stupor
But when the pendulum swings
A pall would mantle the sky
And hail mad daggers of tears
Obliterating what I can espy
From your morsel graze and leers
Until the climate whisk its cleaning

A hung filigree of drab smokes
Fecundates with a thrill
On two sundered souls in cloaks
Of solitude and eyes of steel
But when the pendulum swings
A blotch of lubricious red
Demented the tacit saturnalia
In convalescence—a tirade
Of false hopes in echolalia
Binds these lungs in ailing rings

The impassable infinity
Treads an incandescent trail
Nurturing our revelries
A chaste but treacherous veil
Because when the pendulum swings
We will regurgitate from the banquet
Purged by the ephemeral lies
And no hunger shall be whet
But the evisceration of this guise
A purveyance for
subsisting

Hark the mendaciloquent secrets
That the zephyr whistled through
The threadbare fortitude of your facet
A recalcitrant membrane shan't undo
But when the pendulum swings
This bastion will devour you
Like a soul in a chrysalis
Altering your machinism's screw
And beleaguer you with your own tricks
When time expand its wings

Posses the klutz lattices of time
And slosh with mediocre hearts
Contend to remember this rhyme,
Rival to forget the dilettante art
But when the pendulum swings
The lurid mirror will shatter
And unlatch the demons who stole
The innocence that kept us safer
From persnickety time's siphoning hole
Digress in attrition, live with the sting.

When the pendulum swings
Its constant beckoning.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:16 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Does it include SQL injections or is this a task for someone else?
:iiam:
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:13 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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I though they came here in search for nerdrage?
Finding nerdrage is as difficult as finding a unicorn.

Oh wait.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:13 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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Posting here really does make those people over there hate you, for no reason.
That's what I'm here for. I report back if any new posters show up so they can start infracting them back on Sally. So far it's worked out pretty good. ER even said I might get to be a mod again soon! Just a few more reports, he said. Yep.
Your real intentions must be much more nefarious.
Hahaha! Oh yes, that'
s only the tip of the iceberg. The remainder of my MTGS mandate will go unsaid for now.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:12 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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Users browsing this forum: rezombad and 1 guest

Then pray tell me what are all these guests doing here??? :confused:
Umm... entertainment?
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:02 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Posting here really does make those people over there hate you, for no reason.
That's what I'm here for. I report back if any new posters show up so they can start infracting them back on Sally. So far it's worked out pretty good. ER even said I might get to be a mod again soon! Just a few more reports, he said. Yep.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:53 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

I guess that makes you guys the wrong friends?

What am I doing with my life?
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:35 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Internet Power is not to be trifled with.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:18 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

No, no, no. The trick is to successfully gimmick up long enough that you can prove you're a changed person! Get caught early and you make your case worse, though, so...
by Stardust
Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:57 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Classic fairy-tale approach, including a moral of the story! 6.5/10!
by Stardust
Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:48 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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Copy-paste special gets a 1.5/10 from me. Maybe no one else will post. I'd give you a 10% chance of beating "None of the Above" in a vote.
by Stardust
Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:25 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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15 posts to go? You guys better hurry!

I'm betting on the Bloodeagle. That guy sounds like a badass.
by Stardust
Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:28 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

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He is coming...
by Stardust
Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:25 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
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Hello Stardust.
Hi Blackhound. Nice weather we're having today, isn't it?
by Stardust
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:58 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

stardust
'sup?
by Stardust
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:57 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

:hifive:

:fourhorsemenoftheapocalypse:
by Stardust
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:49 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Don't call it i_am_a_gimmick though these ones are reserved for Tom Servo and myself depending on the season.
You'd think i_am_not_a_gimmick would be more effective anyway...
by Stardust
Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:31 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

You don't have a gimmick anymore, Scumbag? Nuts. I was just going to ask too since I have this great idea for a malicious attack. Alas.
by Stardust
Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:54 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

I got more human in ma belly then you got in yer whole body!
by Stardust
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:31 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

i stopped reading during the two towers since it was so boring
Thank you! I failed to finish the first book on three occasions before I recently just decided to get it done. I read four other books while slogging through it to keep me sane.

The Hobbit was better, yes. Unless you're talking about the movie. Then it was the boring one.
by Stardust
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:13 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

C'mon. I just finished forcing myself to read it. The only time I enjoyed myself was that battle at Minas Tirith. Everything else was more world building than plot. And then that crap at the end with Saruman taking over the Shire? Seriously, WTF.
by Stardust
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:05 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

there's a profound disappointment that comes with reading a "classic" book that turns out to be boring
This is true. David Copperfield is among the worst books ever written. Lord of the Rings also qualifies.
by Stardust
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:03 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Oh well Teia will relay on how this is all part of a raid and how the internet devils are pooling into one point
Don't worry. I'm on it. :thumbsup:
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:07 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

You'd get infracted for telling him you believe Kaits was being serious? I highly doubt that.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:05 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Checkbox, don't be such an ass. Just tell Sene he's wrong. That'll be funnier.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:02 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

"MTG Salvation: No jokes may pass."
Your dark humour will not avail you. Go back to diestoremoval, villain.
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:59 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

This is post #2345, which I feel the need to point out for some reason.
80699 posts. 242 registered users. 333.5 posts on average. You are compensating for 7 gimmick accounts all by yourself! Good work!
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:30 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Wait, are we trying to get Stardust to ragepost or bitchpost? I can't tell.
Image
by Stardust
Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

stardust is low grade iridium
ER said I need some refinement before they let me back in... :(
by Stardust
Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:42 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Forums are ____?
inefficient for your work flow
by Stardust
Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:48 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

:munch:
by Stardust
Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:47 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3
Replies: 4748
Views: 785110

Heavy bleeding flooded across the bedsheets, cloaking everything in deep crimson.

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