Dies to Removal

"Close one eye, step to the side."

Talking about cowardice, or is this looking at something from another perspective?

lazy bones

if you don't like it do something about it

Just ban everyone.

How far you have fallen...

Please lock the Watchdog forum from staff before it gets ruined like every other funny thing on this site

Kaits loves me! He really loves me!

The penis level rose by one.

When you came in or when Teia came in?

but it has cool crovax art and phyexia in the name

how did anyone play with cards back then

That was before Timmy, Johnny and Spike. Back then there was only Vorthos.

If i could i would ban checkbox.

Like you banned Pendulum and Harkius, right?

I'm honored Kijin has taken time away from his busy schedule of fighting social injustice and posting ten times in succession about Pokemon to take subtle yet relevant shots at me.

i don't think me telling you you would somehow improve yourself by listening to soulja boy is subtle.

More subtle than anyone else here.

Word.

Stardust continues to neglect his Watchdog duties.

I sometimes feel so dirty posting to my thanks farm.

idgaf million dollars i'm a samurai

What kind of blade do you carry?

a kazekirimaru

Sweet.

idgaf million dollars i'm a samurai

What kind of blade do you carry?

What would FoS do if we just deleted every page of their thread but the first like once a month

Ban you from the FoS thread too?

Too? Is anyone actually banned from there?

The number of forums Checkbox has access to grows thinner by the day. Soon he will lose the modlounge, then GRRRRRRRRRRRR, then the FoS clan thread. That is true rock bottom - from there, there is
nowhere to go but up.

What would FoS do if we just deleted every page of their thread but the first like once a month

Ban you from the FoS thread too?

Ima make mention one last time about how Kazekirimaru is in fact not from an anime at all.

Only because I know nobody cares in the slightest.

I care, Kaze. I care.

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

you are over thinking a children's video game

This is a forum for magical card games, is it not?

I'd make a joke about her in a 15 man anal gangbang but I feel like that'd be a stretch

badumtish

Do all mons come from eggs? Like, I guess you wouldn't want actual sex in a Nintendo game, but some of those guys look an awful lot like mammals...

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... stcount=23

"Don't worry babe, I still love you. You're like a Phyrexian spider freak to me. My own little fallen angel."

DryasSuga

DroppinTheball

TubeHumour

How about this one?


There was a guy who's girlfriend dumped him and he just couldn't get over it. Weeks later he was still depressed, and barely even left his house. His friends tried to cheer him up, but nothing seemed to work. Then, one day, a friend of his let him in on a little secret. "I wasn't sure if you'd be into this kinda thing, man, but when I'm feeling down, there's this whore downtown who can give you a blowjob while carrying on a conversation. Works every time."

After some convincing, the guy agreed to go see this girl. She looked decent, and was friendly enough that by the time the guy followed her into her room, he was already feeling better. She insisted on turning out the lights, then started giving him the best blowjob of his life, talking about how turned on she was the entire time - without missing a single syllable! The guy went back to see her the next day, and damn, did he feel
better.

A few days later the guy met up with his friend who asked how it went. "Great! It's amazing! Do you know how she does it, though?" The friend answered, "No, but I don't want to ruin a good thing, you know?"

A week went by and the guy just couldn't get over it. He'd seen this girl a few times since and just couldn't stop wondering how she managed it. So he made a plan. The next time he went to see her, once she was well and good into a conversation about rocket science, the guy jumped up and turned on the lights just in time to see he putting her glass eye back in.

Is it? Sorry. Can't imagine the hurt you're going through right now, and the last thing I want to do is add to that.

No, don't worry, that was actually me posting, not Scumbag hax.

corruption!

Where!

Once there was this guy who was pretty super horny, so he went to a whore house. He goes up to the counter and says, "Listen, I need a fuck, but all I've got is two dollars, a paper clip and an elastic band. What can you give me?"

The guy at the counter thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, I can hook you up. Last door on the left."

So he goes down the hall, finds the door, and walks in to see this horrific looking girl tied to the bed. Something has got to be wrong with her. Hair matted to her scalp, pale and clammy skin, sunken eyes... disgusting. Well, he thinks, you get what you pay for, so he undresses, hops on top and starts going at it.

Then her nose starts to run. No big deal, she's sick. Then the snot starts running down the side of her face. Oh God, just gotta get through this. It starts
to pool beside her head and the guy just can't take it anymore. He hops off, unsatisfied, and goes back to the front counter.

"Listen, that girl is seriously sick. Her nose was running all over the place."

"Ah, damnit," replies the clerk, then he calls to the back, "Hey Chuck! The dead one's full!"

a dead body is just trash. when i die, you can do whatever you want to me. bang me. cut me up. fill me with cream.

You know it's illegal to get composted? My dad wanted to write that into his will, but they wouldn't let him.

I'm not going to tell you to have your dicks fall in your faces in ragequit. I just want to be on even-footing with everyone.

I'm tired of MTGS meta this and MafiaScum meta that. We should work towards making our own.

I tried, but there was some resistance to everyone acting like pussies.

I don't know how many times I've watched this.

Why hasn't a red "counter target instant or sorcery spell" been printed yet?

It's called Red Elemental Blast

I need a white elemental blast.

Why hasn't a red "counter target instant or sorcery spell" been printed yet?

I got the banhammer from Stardust himself! It's corruption at it's finest!

Were you actually a gimmick all that time? All of your suspensions were mid-2013, long after I resigned. Who were you before that?

so a little kid is wearing his dads welding mask in the yard when a sexual predator pulls up in a van

the kid gets in the van wearing the welding mask and they start driving

the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about frenching?'

the kid shakes his head no

the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about fellatio?'

the kid shakes his head no

the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about sodomy?'

the little kid lifts up the welders mask and says, 'i'm sorry, i'm not actually a real welder'

I know what all three of those words mean, so I must be a real welder! Sandwich artist that, Scumbag!

Call stardust if you find me under a rug.

Aww, it's so cute that you think I'd bother to save you.

account banned without even being reported in the banned thread

This happens a lot.

On this site.

Pendulum's actually banned, right? Like, really.

account banned without even being reported in the banned thread

This happens a lot.

On this site.

I had a third party. rezombad. That didn't work out once you guys started buying him off.

I got the banhammer from Stardust himself! It's corruption at it's finest!

Really? I don't remember that at all.

Then again, those were the glory days, banning left and right with no thought to the consequences... Oh to be a mod and free again...

but but BUT! you can allow and ban whoever you wish from posting in the Watchdog thread!

ALL DAT INTERNET POWER

Heh, maybe I'll mod Suga
just so I can ban him.