"Close one eye, step to the side."
Talking about cowardice, or is this looking at something from another perspective?
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- Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:20 pm
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- Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:19 pm
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Word.More subtle than anyone else here.i don't think me telling you you would somehow improve yourself by listening to soulja boy is subtle.I'm honored Kijin has taken time away from his busy schedule of fighting social injustice and posting ten times in succession about Pokemon to take subtle yet relevant shots at me.
- Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:53 pm
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- Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:47 pm
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- Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:46 pm
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The number of forums Checkbox has access to grows thinner by the day. Soon he will lose the modlounge, then GRRRRRRRRRRRR, then the FoS clan thread. That is true rock bottom - from there, there isToo? Is anyone actually banned from there?Ban you from the FoS thread too?What would FoS do if we just deleted every page of their thread but the first like once a month
nowhere to go but up.
- Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:31 pm
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- Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:59 pm
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How about this one?
There was a guy who's girlfriend dumped him and he just couldn't get over it. Weeks later he was still depressed, and barely even left his house. His friends tried to cheer him up, but nothing seemed to work. Then, one day, a friend of his let him in on a little secret. "I wasn't sure if you'd be into this kinda thing, man, but when I'm feeling down, there's this whore downtown who can give you a blowjob while carrying on a conversation. Works every time."
After some convincing, the guy agreed to go see this girl. She looked decent, and was friendly enough that by the time the guy followed her into her room, he was already feeling better. She insisted on turning out the lights, then started giving him the best blowjob of his life, talking about how turned on she was the entire time - without missing a single syllable! The guy went back to see her the next day, and damn, did he feel
better.
A few days later the guy met up with his friend who asked how it went. "Great! It's amazing! Do you know how she does it, though?" The friend answered, "No, but I don't want to ruin a good thing, you know?"
A week went by and the guy just couldn't get over it. He'd seen this girl a few times since and just couldn't stop wondering how she managed it. So he made a plan. The next time he went to see her, once she was well and good into a conversation about rocket science, the guy jumped up and turned on the lights just in time to see he putting her glass eye back in.
There was a guy who's girlfriend dumped him and he just couldn't get over it. Weeks later he was still depressed, and barely even left his house. His friends tried to cheer him up, but nothing seemed to work. Then, one day, a friend of his let him in on a little secret. "I wasn't sure if you'd be into this kinda thing, man, but when I'm feeling down, there's this whore downtown who can give you a blowjob while carrying on a conversation. Works every time."
After some convincing, the guy agreed to go see this girl. She looked decent, and was friendly enough that by the time the guy followed her into her room, he was already feeling better. She insisted on turning out the lights, then started giving him the best blowjob of his life, talking about how turned on she was the entire time - without missing a single syllable! The guy went back to see her the next day, and damn, did he feel
better.
A few days later the guy met up with his friend who asked how it went. "Great! It's amazing! Do you know how she does it, though?" The friend answered, "No, but I don't want to ruin a good thing, you know?"
A week went by and the guy just couldn't get over it. He'd seen this girl a few times since and just couldn't stop wondering how she managed it. So he made a plan. The next time he went to see her, once she was well and good into a conversation about rocket science, the guy jumped up and turned on the lights just in time to see he putting her glass eye back in.
- Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:52 pm
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- Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:34 pm
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- Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:15 pm
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Once there was this guy who was pretty super horny, so he went to a whore house. He goes up to the counter and says, "Listen, I need a fuck, but all I've got is two dollars, a paper clip and an elastic band. What can you give me?"
The guy at the counter thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, I can hook you up. Last door on the left."
So he goes down the hall, finds the door, and walks in to see this horrific looking girl tied to the bed. Something has got to be wrong with her. Hair matted to her scalp, pale and clammy skin, sunken eyes... disgusting. Well, he thinks, you get what you pay for, so he undresses, hops on top and starts going at it.
Then her nose starts to run. No big deal, she's sick. Then the snot starts running down the side of her face. Oh God, just gotta get through this. It starts
to pool beside her head and the guy just can't take it anymore. He hops off, unsatisfied, and goes back to the front counter.
"Listen, that girl is seriously sick. Her nose was running all over the place."
"Ah, damnit," replies the clerk, then he calls to the back, "Hey Chuck! The dead one's full!"
The guy at the counter thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, I can hook you up. Last door on the left."
So he goes down the hall, finds the door, and walks in to see this horrific looking girl tied to the bed. Something has got to be wrong with her. Hair matted to her scalp, pale and clammy skin, sunken eyes... disgusting. Well, he thinks, you get what you pay for, so he undresses, hops on top and starts going at it.
Then her nose starts to run. No big deal, she's sick. Then the snot starts running down the side of her face. Oh God, just gotta get through this. It starts
to pool beside her head and the guy just can't take it anymore. He hops off, unsatisfied, and goes back to the front counter.
"Listen, that girl is seriously sick. Her nose was running all over the place."
"Ah, damnit," replies the clerk, then he calls to the back, "Hey Chuck! The dead one's full!"
- Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:05 pm
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- Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:53 pm
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I need a white elemental blast.It's called Red Elemental BlastWhy hasn't a red "counter target instant or sorcery spell" been printed yet?
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:23 pm
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- Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:11 pm
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I know what all three of those words mean, so I must be a real welder! Sandwich artist that, Scumbag!so a little kid is wearing his dads welding mask in the yard when a sexual predator pulls up in a van
the kid gets in the van wearing the welding mask and they start driving
the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about frenching?'
the kid shakes his head no
the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about fellatio?'
the kid shakes his head no
the kidnapper says, 'do you know anything about sodomy?'
the little kid lifts up the welders mask and says, 'i'm sorry, i'm not actually a real welder'
- Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:03 pm
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- Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:02 pm
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- Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:18 pm
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- Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:16 pm
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Heh, maybe I'll mod Sugabut but BUT! you can allow and ban whoever you wish from posting in the Watchdog thread!Really? I don't remember that at all.I got the banhammer from Stardust himself! It's corruption at it's finest!
Then again, those were the glory days, banning left and right with no thought to the consequences... Oh to be a mod and free again...
ALL DAT INTERNET POWER
just so I can ban him.