Dies to Removal

We have a breach. RedScrumper dossier left on top of toilet seat in bathroom stall. Signed with "<3, Darcy". Darcy suspected to be moderator gimmick. How did she get access to my office? TubeHunter?

Searched through files. Sparse information. Asked informant about contents. "Sounds like a typical Red Mage. I'm rooting for him. Maybe someday he will achieve his dream of an FNM Top 3." Just another red mage fighting back against the power? Double agent working against the Fires of Salvation? Will have to track movements in coming days. Some indication that RedScrumper is a habitual troll. ( G_R ) gimmick possible.

Left message for Darcy inviting her for dinner. Will wear wire tap. Must uncover leak.