Dies to Removal

They're back and oh my god are they corrupt. In a panic, I flushed. Hopefully their corruption doesn't find its way to some backwater MTG internet forum. If they do, I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.

I ate four more, just to be sure.

Don't worry, they are quite effectively quarantined by several layers of skin, muscle and stomach lining. Those cookies aren't getting out for at least 12 hours. Will advise.

Oh yeah, down with Scumbag, etc, etc.

Just gotta say, there is nothing corrupt about shortbread cookies. No way.