Dies to Removal

rezombad, you are Newman, Illiterate Tracker.
You’ve been called many things. Pure evil. The Lex Luthor to Jerry’s Superman. A mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. But if there’s one thing you hold sacred, one thing that shall not be corrupted, it is the United States Postal Service. You will not sleep until those fiends have been brought to justice! Oh, and you can’t read for some reason.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Track (active) – Once each Night, you may target another
player. You will be told who that player targeted with non-mail abilities.
Illiterate (static) – You can’t read or write big words (greater than 5 letters, usernames don’t count). Mail you send must only contain English words and no big words at all. Any mail received will have all big words garbled.

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InflatablePie, you are Willie Lumpkin, Mail Tracker.
Mailman to the Fantastic Four, you know all too well the dangers associated with being a mail carrier. Whether it’s being mind controlled by Doctor Doom, being locked in a closet while superheroes battle outside, or dating Peter Parker’s Aunt May, you’ve seen it all. And I mean all
of it. This latest danger is almost mundane in comparison – certainly not enough to stop you from picking up the mail every morning.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Pick Up (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. You will be told who that player sent mail to.

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RedNihilist, you are Myron Larabee, Mail Watcher.
You are one badass dad and mailman, that’s for damn sure. You stood toe-to-toe with Arnold Schwarzenegger for 89 minutes strait! Did you even get that Turbo-Man
action figure? I dunno. I didn’t see the movie. If similar movies are any indication, likely all you got in the end was an important lesson in the meaning of Christmas. Either way, you’re not going to let some two-bit coworkers stop you from delivering the mail every morning. Not in your Postal Service.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Drop Off (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. You will be told who that player receives mail from.

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Jack, you are The
Postman, Untargetable-Granter.
Let’s be honest here – that pony was probably a better actor than you. But that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a beacon of hope and inspiration to post-apocalyptic survivors everywhere. A true patriot aspiring towards the American dream, despite being nothing more than a homeless bum. No matter. The Postal Service is back up and running now, and it’s up to you to keep it that way. Seeing as how your pony was eaten, maybe your new guard dog can help out instead.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Guard Dog (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. That player will be untargetable this Night (including mail).

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hamfactorial, you are Carl Schliff, 1-shot Letter Bomb Vig.
You continued your rounds during the zombie apocalypse in Dead Rising, you sure as hell aren’t going to let some murderous mailmen stop you now. You’ve killed people before for committing mail fraud, but killing other postal employees? That’s going too far. Time to pull out the bomb supplies and get to work.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Letter Bomb (1-shot) – Once this game, you may include a letter bomb with your sent mail. The player who receives it will be killed.

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Iso, you are Agent K, First-Class Mailer.
You were once one of the Men in Black’s best agents, working to protect the Earth for over 35 years. Of course, you don’t remember any of that since Jay buzzed you with a neuralizer. Now you’re just Kevin Brown, a divorced, lonely postal worker who takes himself too seriously and works with a bunch of freaks. Whatever. You’ll do your job and mail those first-class parcels ‘til the space cows come home.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
First Class (static) – Mail you send can’t be tampered with or blocked.
Upgrade (active) – Once each Night, you may target another
player. Mail that player sends can’t be tampered with or blocked this Night.

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imopen2, you are Reba the Mail Lady, Postal Programmer.
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse went downhill pretty quickly after he was caught exposing himself to minors. But you found a new job soon enough, working on computers back at the office. You’ve got to wonder at these people still hand writing mail. Do they just not realise that email exists? Snail mail is the way of the past! The internet is a higher form of communication!
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
The Way of the Future[/b:
21fzbio8] (static) – Mail you send is restricted to 140 characters and must also include a meme image.

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Cursed_Pride, you are Derpy Hooves, Mailmare Extraordinaire!
Delivering the mail across all of Equestria is important business, but somehow that job was left to you in Local #1701. Oh well! You’ll happily carry out your duty, though you’re not really sure what all this fuss is about with the Postmaster General. He’s probably just taking a nap!
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Innocent (static) – You are
a confirmed townie.

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Lord_Mcdonalds, you are Mr. ZIP, Speed Writer.
Created to get those old timers to use ZIP codes back in the 60’s, your life’s work was complete in less than a decade. Turns out writing a few numbers at the bottom of an address really isn’t all that hard! Oh well, you’re still the speediest little postman out there and will turn this whole mess around in no time flat with friendly and informative reminders to not kill your fellow postal employees! Yes siree, bob.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Speedy &#
40;static) – You may send an extra message each Night.

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rcwraspy, you are Pheidippides, Immoral Spammer.
The original messenger, you invented both mail service and the marathon at the same time way back in 500 BC. No one, not even your coworkers, ever appreciated that. But, you’ve gotta pay the bills somehow. Spam mail pays an extra half-penny per letter delivered, and you’ve become pretty damn good at it in the last couple millennia. This current postal service is a sham anyway. Bring back the good old days of running naked door to door! The postman was meant to be free!
You win when the Postal Service is under your command.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
You may communicate with the mafia using this quicktopic: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/dLAa62tbcPEf
Spam Habit (static) – All messages you send must be worded like spam mail. This is up to mod discretion, so please check with me and try to submit it early, if possible.
Steal (1-shot) – Once this game, at Night, you may target a player. If they would receive mail this Night, you receive it instead. You must leave a message for them (minimum 50 words).
Forge (1-shot) – Once this game, at Night, you may target a player. If they send mail this Night, you may alter the contents of that message (you cannot change the recipient or return address, if signed). You must leave a message for the targeted player (minimum 50
words).

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Wraith223, you are Herman Post, Mail Sorter.
All you want to do is deliver the mail, but that damned cat would never leave you alone! After finally getting over your PTSD after years of feline torment, you were relegated to mail-room duty. “Too much pressure out there in the real world,” they said. Ha! You’ll show them. Kill a few coworkers and you’ll be back to walking the beat in no time.
You win when the Postal Service is under your command.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
You may communicate with the mafia using this quicktopic: http://www.quicktopic.
com/50/H/dLAa62tbcPEf
Sorting Error (1-shot) – Once this game, at Night, you may randomize all mail recipients. You will know all senders (if addressed) and receivers of mail randomized this way.

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Dechs Kaison, you are Cliff Clavin, Writing Style Guru.
After the bar closed down and Cheers was cancelled, all you had left was your job. Well, that and your random facts. Lately you’ve been reading up on Forensic Linguistics. Fascinating stuff. Maybe it’ll come in handy while trying to take down the Postal Service! You know they won’t even let you drink on the job? Without the bar, where else are
you supposed to do it? At home with your mother? No, thank you.
You win when the Postal Service is under your command.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
You may communicate with the mafia using this quicktopic: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/dLAa62tbcPEf
Know-it-all (static) – You will be told who wrote any mail you receive. Additionally, you may ask me who wrote any letter that is shared in-full.

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NIGHT 1

Dechs kills imopen2 - successful
Wraith roleblocks LMD – successful (no effect)
RedNihilist mail-watches Cursed_Pride (sees rezombad)
InflatablePie mail-tracks RedNihilist (sees imopen2)
rezombad tracks imopen2 (sees no action&#
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MAIL 1
Wraith to imopen2
Dechs to Jack
InflatablePie to Jack
rezombad to Cursed_Pride
RedNihilist to imopen2
Cursed_Pride to Wraith223
imopen2 to Wraith 223


imopen2

Dear Iamopen2,

I saw you flipped to RCW. It's a complete shock to me RCW was scum. It's like the DURP mafia game all over again for me. You are my strongest town read besides InflateablePie, but I think he just got lucky. I think LMD and ham are the scum buddies. Rez does avoid RCW in his posts, but he was after Ham which makes it odd for a Ham/Rez scum team. DK might be the scum buddy, but he is new and wanted to remove the stench of Suga. He could be nuub scum, and that ending request was off. I now think LMD is the best target as he fits a scum buddy to RCW. He also has the one scum tell of setting up later days votes. I am going after (role blocking) LMD since he should have voted RCW, but did not as he should have to look town for the group. I hope my evidence gains your support.
Why have I chosen you for mail? We have been butting heads in many games and you are playing strong town to me.

If anyone reads this mail besides Iamopen2, I am signing with a John Hancock.

Wraith223

Hi man, I'm writing this to you because I want to share my thoughts BUT I could get nightkilled before that.
I don't expect scum to be able to doublekill this night, and if they could do so I think they'd kill Pie and/or C_P before going for the both of us.

Now, if I die and you don't, tell the world that:
- I think ham is scum, but raspy's flip doesn't strictly confirm he is ~ I believe in the Occam's razor, yet scum try to gain towncred by befriending town and ham could just be a "victim";
- I'm very suspicious of Wraith's attitude, especially in the last hours of day 1, where he was unwilling to lynch anybody except me and tried to move back everyone to LMD's wagon as soon as
our attention went back to raspy's.
- Rezmo vs LMD is a major distraction. We should either choose to end it now (as in Day 2), or to postpone that for later.
We should note that the both of them are safe from NKs as long as they keep their feud alive.

See you into day 2, hopefully.

Jack

Jack,
Red needs to verify, so I'm putting mail out there that he can watch.
Dechs

imopen2 and Wraith223 are the scummiest on the rcw wagon. Keep an eye on them. Reread the posts surrounding the wagon to hunt for scum. RedNihilist is probably town.

Sadly, I do not have anything else useful to say toNight, especially considering I'm wary of divulging anything important to a potential scumread. For this reason, I'm sending my mail anonymously.

Love and Suspicion,
~GGtap

Cursed_Pride

Hey cp, it's rez. I have a post issue with my night mail. words must be under 5.
Makes me itchy. I just want you to know in case it comes up later.

all my love and such,
rezombad

Wraith223

Hi Wrath! In case I die tonight, here is my last will and testament:

Cursed_Pride

Wrath223
InflatablePie
rezombad
imopen2
hamfactorial

Dechs Kaison
RedNihilist
Lord_Mcdonalds


Mogadishu Jones
Jack

Lord_Mcdonalds (4): hamfactorial, Jack, rezombad, Cursed_Pride
RedNihilist (3): Wraith223, InflatablePie, rcwraspy

Probably scum in the Lord_Mcdonalds pile. I would take a look at Jack.

Lord_Mcdonalds (5): Jack, rezombad, Dechs Kaison, hamfactorial, RedNihilist
rcwraspy (3): InflatablePie, Cursed_Pride, imopen2

-Scum in the Lord_Mcdonalds wagon. Heck, I think Lord_Mcdonalds is town for being a counterwagon to scum.

nLord_Mcdonalds (4): rezombad, Dechs Kaison, hamfactorial, Wraith223
rcwraspy (5): InflatablePie, Cursed_Pride, imopen2, RedNihilist, Jack

OK, from looking at this, I want Jack dead tomorrow. Everyone else is relatively town.

Wraith, the future is now, and it is 140 characters. Do you know who works at the post office?



-imopen2

NIGHT 2

Dechs kills InflatablePie (successful)
Wraith randomizes the mail (successful)
Jack makes hamfactorial untargetable (successful)
InflatablePie mail-tracks Jack (sees Cursed_Pride)
hamfactorial letter bombs LMD (randomized – targets hamfactorial, who is untargetable, therefore mail is lost since hammy didn’t put a return address)
RedNihilist mail-watches InflatablePie (sees Cursed_Pride)


nMAIL2

InflatablePie to Cursed_Pride Wraith223

I am a MailTracker. Tracked Red N1 ("who else mailed imopen? I know someone did"); he mailed imopen. Sent mail to Jack N1 w/ alias "GGtap" (Tracker, Magic card). If I die, make him claim the 'mysterious' mail he got before telling him I sent it. Tracking Jack tonight because it's the only good move - I could track ham but we'll know who he killed (unless he's like WTF I GOT REDIRECTED but I doubt it)

I don't know how to feel about Rez flipping actual-tracker w/ a mailtracker and mailwatcher in the game. Don't think it quite incriminated Red though. Make sure there is a massclaim tomorrow. Still have newbtells on Jack, most wary of Wraith but his random roleblock claim seems town? I don't know. But I think MJ is town between the hammer and CM's breadcrumbing, no scum motivation. If you disagree, fine. But scum are probably in the PR
claims now that rez flipped town, I just don't know who. Dechs/LMD might be good wagons solely because of PoE.

I think I'll die tonight for being incredibly protown so don't be surprised if I die or try and WIFOM the NK again.

I think that about covers it.
~InflatablePie

Jack to Cursed_Pride RedNihilist

Hey, since you're getting this, I guess you know that I'm not cloaking you tonight. I see Ham's plan as really strong. And while ham isn't confirmed town, I don't think anyone sees him as scum, making him about as good of a nk target as you. So if only 1 guy dies tonight, either scum tried to kill ham or ham tried to kill scum and scum has a role that grants protection or ham was lying entirely about his night ability.
Signed,
Jack

Wraith223 to Cursed_Pride Dechs Kaison

Drea Cursed_Pride

I know we disagree on the timing on the vote of Rez,
but I seriously thought he was scum from earlier game. His extreme aggression and admission of poorly constructed reasons for ham being scum was really off to me from earlier games. Maybe Rez was right about ham being scum. Imopen2 was my strongest town read before he was killed by scum, and scum went after him. He was on the LMD wagon as well.

My role block ability is not just a known scum ability. I had the ability in the Theros game and was town in that game as well. I roleblocked LMD again this game as I find him still lurking and being way to quiet this game. Jack could really be scum as we expect stupid questions and odd responses now. Technically, he has conditioned us to him giving little or no reads on his votes or no votes.

If you still see me as scum; I will go down fighting for town anyway. My new scum list is LMD and MoJo. They have been way to quiet this game and I find we have been
tunneling each other bad this game. Inflateablepie is still town to me as he has thought very closely to my calls on certain players.

FOR THE TOWN WIN!

Wraith223 I sign with a John Hancock as I am town.

hamfactorial to Lord_Mcdonalds hamfactorial

Your head asplode!

Yours,
ham

Cursed_Pride to RedNihilist InflatablePie

Hi, haven't reread the game and need to see some flips.

-If Wraith or Mogadishu Jones flip town and I die then I think I want PoE order to go, from top to bottom:

-Jack (if he doesn't die since he's the doc)
-Dechs
-Lord_McDonalds
-Pie
-RN
-hamfactorial
-Cursed Pride

I have a hard time seeing how we lose this game still, but see you on Day 3 if we both survive.

RedNihilist to Dechs Kaison Dechs Kaison

Listen, if I die tonight reveal
my impressions to the world:
- Wraith is scum and we've got to instakill him if he survives the night;
- MoJo, ham, LMD and Jack are worth investigation in this order.
- Stardust is sexy as hell.

RedNihilist

NIGHT3
Dechs Kaison kills Iso
Wraith roleblocks LMD
RedNihilist mail-watches LMD (sees hamfactorial)


MAIL3

hamfactorial to LMD

Why so scummy?

Yours,
hamfactorial

LMD to Cursed_Pride and RedNihilist (roleblocked)

Hi, here's mail, sending one to nihilist and cursed pride

ISO is prolly town, least have no reason to think he's scum, his slot has few posts and given what I know about him based on experience, he's hard to read, I want to see his posts starting day 4 (likely vote me, I mean if your town in this game, if the first 3 times fail, try, try, try again)

Wraith/Dechs are likely scum, wraith quick hammering day 2, compared to him deliberately trying to drag out
day 1, and then abruptly ends day 2 (a few other things bothered me but that's the jist of it), and I have a tough time trying to reconcile Dechs two very long posts at the beginning with his failure to actually make a case on me when prompted beyond "well Rez thought he was scum", which is ludicrous since Rez had thought I was scum since page 2 and had no way of knowing that beyond "well he hasn't been scum yet..."

I imagine tomorrow starts with Dechs/wraith/iso voting me, I have a feeling the scum want to end the day quickly, and expect one of the two scum to be on my wagon

The thought crossed my mind ham is scum but I don't see it, and if he is, gg

Peace

Dechs Kaison to hamfactorial

Ham,
CP is probably dead already, but in the event that the scum team is dumb enough to kill me instead, I'd like to give you my final thoughts.
I still have no idea what's going on with my power and the three supposed Pie mails.
None of the messages I've checked come back as anything other than who it says they are. Maybe someone will send some anon mail tonight to help me verify again. I'm left with the conclusion that Pie was lying or simply mistaken when he mentioned a third mail. If he was lying, I'm guessing he was hoping someone would call him out on it to verify an ability.
I stand by my earlier vote on LMD, especially now that we know Jack was telling the truth. You sent him a bomb and he didn't die. Someone protected him, and if that someone was a townie, he'd be claiming it. The only way LMD survives that bomb is if he's scum.
I know he has a scum buddy, but I can't tell who that is. It's most likely Wraith or Iso, but it could just as easily be Red. If we want to hang the buddy, it's a coinflip at best to hang the right guy. We can't afford mistakes anymore, so we need to hang the only clear scum: LMD.
I take all that back if your bomb actually ends up going through tonight but
that's the only way I'd believe your bomb didn't get to LMD. If that is the case, then I have no idea who the scum team really is.
Dechs Kaison

Iso, you are Agent K, First-Class Mailer.
You were once one of the Men in Black’s best agents, working to protect the Earth for over 35 years. Of course, you don’t remember any of that since Jay buzzed you with a neuralizer. Now you’re just Kevin Brown, a divorced, lonely postal worker who takes himself too seriously and works with a bunch of freaks. Whatever. You’ll do your job and mail those first-class parcels ‘til the space cows come home.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
First Class (static) – Mail you send can’t be tampered with or blocked.
Upgrade (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. Mail that player sends can’t be tampered with or blocked this Night.[/spoiler:
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It is now Day 4. With 6 alive it is 4 to lynch.

Jack, you are The Postman, Untargetable-Granter.
Let’s be honest here – that pony was probably a better actor than you. But that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a beacon of hope and inspiration to post-apocalyptic survivors everywhere. A true patriot aspiring towards the American dream, despite being nothing more than a homeless bum. No matter. The Postal Service is back up and running now, and it’s up to you to keep it that way. Seeing as how your pony was eaten, maybe your new guard dog can help out instead.
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Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Guard Dog (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. That player will be untargetable this Night (including mail).

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InflatablePie, you are Willie Lumpkin, Mail Tracker.
Mailman to the Fantastic Four, you know all too well the dangers associated with being a mail carrier. Whether it’s being mind controlled by Doctor Doom, being locked in a closet while superheroes battle outside, or dating Peter Parker’s Aunt May, you’ve seen it all. And I mean all of it. This latest danger is almost mundane in comparison – certainly not enough to stop you from picking up the mail every morning.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Pick Up (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. You will be told who that player sent mail to.[/color:
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rezombad, you are Newman, Illiterate Tracker.
You’ve been called many things. Pure evil. The Lex Luthor to Jerry’s Superman. A mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. But if there’s one thing you hold sacred, one thing that shall not be corrupted, it is the United States Postal Service. You will not sleep
until those fiends have been brought to justice! Oh, and you can’t read for some reason.
You win when all threats to the Postal Service have been eliminated.
Abilities: During the day, you may vote.
Track (active) – Once each Night, you may target another player. You will be told who that player targeted with non-mail abilities.
Illiterate (static) – You can’t read or write big words (greater than 5 letters, usernames don’t count). Mail you send must only contain English words and no big words at all. Any mail received will have all big words garbled.