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by Corruption Watch
Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:40 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Gabriel Chase:
Hi there. I run the current version of Google Chrome, and suddenly, a week or so ago I can’t give a thumbs up to people anymore. I click on it but nothing happens. Help?
Feyd_Ruin:
Try a full refresh before anything else.
Hold down CTRL and hit F5.

If that doesn't do it, let me know. :)
by Corruption Watch
Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:03 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

The information is in New York.
by Corruption Watch
Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:28 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

In the Site is still unbearably slow and clunky on mobile thread:

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Lost. My. Fucking. Shit. Well played Rezombad.
by Corruption Watch
Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:27 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

MTGS user knto says:
My inbox is filled with spam from mtg salvation. This was never an issue with the old site. I don't need to get emailed every time someone so much as breathes in my direction. So my question is: How do I stop receiving an email every time someone personal messages me? If I cannot find a solution I will just delete my account. Thank you for your time.
Yeah....good luck with that. 1) Users can't delete their accounts, 2) iridium won't delete the account for him, and 3) Feyd certainly won't do anything about it because he's discovered the perfect excuse/explanation/scapegoat for everything - "Curse techs".
by Corruption Watch
Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:00 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/tech ... ?comment=6

I love the way "We're looking into this" is trotted out whenever the staff wants to appear assertive/non-useless, but quickly turns into "It's a job for the Curse techs....there's nothing we can do about it" when the problem inevitably remains unfixed.
by Corruption Watch
Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:53 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/tech ... gs-account

Perhaps the most honest post Feyd has ever made. Rather than giving non-help which is at best snarky and useless or at worst outright dangerous, he instead gives this guy a walk-through on how to use the Feedback button to contact the, y'know, ACTUAL tech support guys.
by Corruption Watch
Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:43 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Holy fuck, Feyd_Ruin tech support goldmine!

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/tech ... ?comment=2

Seriously, that's the best he's got -- "Are you connected to the internet?" and "Are you sure you're pressing the "send" button?" ???

The best part is the sign-off though: "i'm honestly not sure. :/ " As if that wasn't already obvious.
by Corruption Watch
Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:32 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Everyone's favourite MTGS "tech" replied to the Tapatalk query with this:
Originally posted by Feyd_Ruin on MTGS
Still on backburner until new forums.
Then we'll need to get everything adjusted to the new system.

After we've settled in, we'll make sure Curse knows that this is a highly sought after addition.

:)
Out-fucking-standing, you'll "make sure Curse knows that this is a highly sought after addition." After nearly two and a half years of this issue being ignored, I totally have faith that it'll be sorted out ASAP after the move.

Oh, but wait, clever Feyd has included not one but two conditions to his guarantee - it'll need to be after they "get everything adjusted to the new system" (whatever that means), and after they'
ve "settled in." Both of which will probably never happen if Pendy's predictions about The Move are even remotely accurate.
by Corruption Watch
Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:26 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Nope, you've already had an account created for you, using your existing profile info and email address, without anyone asking whether you wanted one or not. All your existing information (topics, posts, profile info) will be ported too. And presumably current MTGS "you can never, ever, ever have you account deleted, ever" policy will still apply, so you'll be stuck with it.

MTGS: looking out for you whether you like it or not.
by Corruption Watch
Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:14 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Originally posted by bobomb on MTGS
My trade thread isn't showing up in the search engine.

Any ideas?

Thanks.
Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
If you look at some of the other threads here you'll see that it's not a new or unique problem and that the techs are aware of it.
While this reply is simply dripping with care and compassion, what Sheriff Gals actually meant to say was "the techs are aware of it and will be doing fuck all to fix it because NEW SITE."
by Corruption Watch
Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:46 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Originally posted by NGW on MTGS
Not sure if anyone else does this, but I typically go to my profile and then the "Find all posts by NGW" link in order to keep track of threads I have posted in and jump right to where I last was in the conversation. However, a lot of the time nowadays it doesn't show a good portion of the posts I've made recently. For example, I just posted a message, clicked on my username, went to my profile, to my posts and...it doesn't show up. The most recent post there is from..ok, so I went to go check the last post there again and this time my most recent post is there, but the last post before that is from 3:30pm yesterday, and I know I posted more in between those times.

Edit: Another example, this thread did not show up in my list.
Originally posted by Sene on MTGS
Yeah, the search is slightly bugged right now. We're not sure what causes it, but since it'
s only 9 days until the launch of the new site, it will probably not be fixed either.
Thankyou for investing you valuable time in crafting this helpful reply Sene!
:iridium:
by Corruption Watch
Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:47 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Calling it now, the first staff response will be "Can you provide us with screen shots?"
by Corruption Watch
Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:35 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Transmission Day
:rofl:
by Corruption Watch
Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:24 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

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by Corruption Watch
Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:13 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Originally posted by viperesque on MTGS
We seem to keep having this issue (and I'm not sure what the cause is), but it tends to get fixed quickly.
[quote]but it tends to get fixed quickly[/quote][/b]
[quote]fixed quickly[/quote][/b]
by Corruption Watch
Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:48 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

I'm surprised you weren't auto-banned for "malicious actions" or some bullshit.
by Corruption Watch
Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:47 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 202995

Pops fixed the Candy Crush problem!

Wait, no, he's just been ignoring the thread for the last week.

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