Dies to Removal

im going to super hell with all the masturbation i do

I have to keep a set of razors around just for my palms.

And my ophthalmologist is shocked by how much my vision is deteriorating...

Posting when I'm supposed to be taking an online quiz...it's not due until midnight anyway.

Registered users: Aesnath, Dane, Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot], Pendulum, Yandex [Bot]

Honestly, I just afk all day a lot of the time.

So, I'm here, but I'm not REALLY here.

My god, Dane's a furry.

Fuck THAT noise.

I mean, seriously...yiffing?

And as mentioned, I HAVE cats. Lots of them. Thus, I've had a lot of experience with cats.

I'd never voluntarily try to emulate a species as willingly stupid as cats. I swear, I love em to death, but people say cats are smart and dogs are dumb? They've never met any of the mental marvels that zip around my house all night long.

You should tell Sene you were just telling the truth. It's not flaming if you're just telling the truth.

Hell, that's not even an opinion.

Been saving that one. Took about an hour and a half looking through my saved shit on Reddit to find it, so you all had better at least chuckle.

My first act upon moving into my house was putting in a hot tub. It worked well for me, I'd definitely suggest you consider it.

I second this. Ours already had one in it. It's great.

It also has a tree inside. Right next to the hot tub.

The cats fucking LOVE it.

Also, "squashed" my ass...

In his mind he probably thought he was squashing it. But you're right - "attempting to squash" is what I should have said.

Now, how long until they trot out the modtext

"Everyone here needs to cool down. Thread locked for 24 hours."

This reminds me...just because it's one of the times I've seen this modtext there, how does this site feel about box mapping? That's another contingent threatened by MTGS that we could potentially get over here. How about the proxy
folks?

Not suggesting we should, or NEED to invite them, just spitballing...