Dies to Removal

Until some drunk Fucktard spills his beer on your cards.

Double sleeve. It gives your cards protection from Wrath of Coke Bottle.

I wish every EDH game contained one guy playing a Chaos deck.

See, if I had a second complaint, it would be Chaos decks. Really, though, Chaos isn't the problem. Poorly built Chaos is.

The Norin deck I run has been described as a Chaos deck. It's not. It's actually a control deck that has a plan to win. Confusion in the Ranks and Grip of Chaos are control pieces. Warp World is a win condition.

Most times, when I see people touting a "chaos deck," it's full of things like Blue Braids, Mana Flare, Eye of the Storm and Collective Voyage, with no
real win condition. I suppose that works when everyone at the table is playing CrawWurm.dec, but if anyone is playing a remotely tuned deck, it's a one way ticket to an irreparable board state. These kind of decks are not Chaos decks. They're "make the first combo player to untap win" decks. Then there's stuff like Thieves Auction and Scrambleverse. While these aren't combo enablers, they inspire "I don't feel like resolving that nonsense and then trying to get my cards back after the game" moments.

I despise people who try to define what fun is and ban cards/archetypes because they're not fun.

Side note: My new hobby is finding Cockatrice "No MLD" games and playing the Stasis version of my Zedruu deck. Basically I know that means the host is a G or UG ramp-derp player and I want to hose him something fierce. It doesn't destroy lands; you just can't untap them.