Dies to Removal

probably not because the knife would cut them in a straight line and there won't necessarily be a release of neutrons that are what makes the fission chain reaction. plus the knife is putting a lot of energy just to overcome the dissociation energy in this row of molecules so its most likely an endothermic process that is occurring.

Now if we were to talk about a molecular hammer and anvil that would smash hard these H and O molecules one against the other, that might be a slightly different story!

Btw Stardust, I've made you that isolate function (prosilver only)

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MTGSalvation now has a site which is up the standards of the fine moderation team they already had.

After I cut you a few billion times I'm gonna do that classy throw-your-cigarette-over-your-shoulder-and-make-you-explode thing. Then what'll you be? Nothing but a puff of water vapour. Got 'im.

You are morally corrupt.

with all this said, you are all a bunch of great card analyst.

why haven't we closed this thread for Blathering 8: The Ocho

Tradition mandates there is serious drama around page #120 and then Thrillo swoops in, retires it, and makes a new thread.

it sure felt good

Fuck florida they have zombies and police that shoot you. Go to Maine. At least they have lobster for when your locked up in the house.

my dad brought me lobster from Venezuela. It was delicious.

"able to cut on a submolecular level"

man, the "optical laser" is way better

Opa!

more like Oppa! amirite?

budweiser is considered a treat here.

Weird. Most statesfolk consider it bottom-of-the-barrel. Almost. Right above PBR, I guess.

If you think about it its not so weird actually. You'd probably think our local lager that is basically fucking everywhere (two brands get like a 90% share of the pt market) is top notch too since the brewing methods are slightly different. Baseline is I think I'd grow out of drinking Buds real fast if I drank one every day, so I guess its a matter of keeping the beer sampling infrequent enough.

no I just wash them

Then if I feel like living vicariously, I go out to a bar nearby and just ask for a corona with a lime in it it

basically the eurobeers have slightly different tastes so sampling a bud comes down as exotic.

I usually buy a pack of four for 3€ and treat myself to a bud for dinner every friday night, its my end of week special treat.

budweiser is considered a treat here.

kpaca, what did your gf do? Why is she still your gf? Did you punch her?

Yu can read all about it in the gutter.

well that was awful. my apoliogies

that would be a sick(le) evolution

which reminds me we are still missing a comrade mon, calling it now it will be entry #1917 in the national dex, released for gen12, it will be an ice/fighting bear with a red star hat and will have only collective moves and an ability who boosts his attack if all other 5 mons are active

My brother's a communist. He plays video games and TCG's on a regular basis. Sometimes I wonder whether that would be possible in a communist society.

not only would it be possible but jaces would be worth as much as chimney imps because filthy capitalist speculators would be given the rope and china would provide a steady flow of counterfeit jaces to make up for the demand. Also shiny pokemon would be as likely as regular ones.

A philosophical question: If the Phantom Menace were a school teacher, what would you call him?

a failure?

any metal is formed at the center of supernova explosions so by that metric he should also stock up on iron and other common steels. He could also stock up on his empty aluminium soda cans like a real bum because they were originally formed at the center of supernova explosions.

tl;dr guy is still retarded

Also, rocks, trees, and people. Clearly we were all formed at the center of supernova explosions, because that's where everything comes from. In fact, the only reason Black Lotus is worth as much as it is is because it was formed
closer to the center of the center of the supernova explosions, therefore it is rarer.

Yeah I tried to indulge him a little since after a little bit of wikipedia it turns out that CNO (Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen) can be created by red giant stars (but not by stars like the Sun who fall short at Helium and Lithium creation) but not metals, so there is a slight chance that a minor percentage of your Black Lotus comes from a red giant as opposed to metals who are to statistical accuracy 100% supernova rated.

rancoredelf upon finding out his gold is made from supernovas

any metal is formed at the center of supernova explosions so by that metric he should also stock up on iron and other common steels. He could also stock up on his empty aluminium soda cans like a real bum because they were originally formed at the center of supernova explosions.

tl;dr guy is still retarded

Someone who isn't me make a thread for the new card frame stuff

The new card frame was already a steaming pile of shit, and they managed to make it even worse. GJ guys.

They also were the most expensive mercenaries during middle ages.

Little know fact is that kings payed them not for actually having them fight by their sides, but instead so that they could insure tht they wouldn't have to face them on the battlefield.

Because George Washington and Switzerland had the right idea

Fun fact, switzerland has the second highest concentration of firearms amongst its populace in the world!

true. every swiss is actually a minuteman, mandatory by law.

Its even more than the gimmicks I register per day at MTGS

Only a True Hero can go to such endeavors such as making 5 new email addresses and finding 5 untainted spoofed IP's to be able to register, then checking their 5 emails for activating,

And all this once per day.

we must therefore conclude that we are facing some heroic neckbeard.

These are today's "bots" we get 5 per day on average from multiple IP's who don't have hits on stopforumspam.

KBpQtfrtor, FFFf77igvdbf, tvcshcwhi, ctyevxahx, ERscet, afiacvsyvl, sajio89169

When I was a mod at MTGS there was this legend about that Moss Elemental guy's only job being deleting bots all day and I was like "how retarded can you be not to install some filters and shit?" but now I'm a believer.

i have been mowing the bots down but this is a particularly persistent wave

yeah there's like 3-4 unfiltered a day, I just do the mass delete trick, its odd because that must be some clever hacks, like they don't even hit in stopforumspam, the guy has to spoof IP's and then I guess do an automated script for registering, it takes a lot of hacking science just to spam a 400member magical cards forum.

Btw redthirst or whichever tard with admin privileges it is, the word filter isnt a tool to be used to spellcheck your common spelling errors. Learn to spell, proofread, or just have posts with misspelled words.

Also fuck you.

Funny thing is those filters you took out were mostly done by Cole

in which trolling means "questioning the policies of our enlightened staff"

would cock smacking them get me a promotion?

Hey man, have you heard about the meteoric ascension of the lapdog from the MTGS rank and file to the highest administrative layers of the site?

in which trolling means "questioning the policies of our enlightened staff"

Please desist from trolling on MTGS

Basically they shut down the forum awards under the accusations that the Gutter rigged the forum awards and then they did a several years brainstorming in the mod lounge and finally decided that they would bring the forum awards back but from now on staff would take care of rigging the forum awards. the perfect plan