Dies to Removal

it returned two creatures with power two or less to the battlefield when it left play.

remember when we were only supposed to keep photos between Scumbag and kpaca and i that was a lark

posting on the website diestoremoval.com's message boards!

just remember, every time you get infracted for being a gigantic bag of shit, you'll never be as big a bag of shit as xenphire is to this day and look at the heights he's still managed to soar to.

now he's a mod!

remember how many times xenphire got banned for trolling users and showing no signs of getting better?

Let's find out how good Kalonian Hydra is in Limited.

see Scumbag if i posted that dialog you could tell me i'm posting unreadable walls of text and i would only be able to agree sheepishly

i spent two hours explaining why there aren't really any contexts where blackfacing is acceptable instead of sleeping last night, and then another 30 minutes explaining why men wearing women's clothing and blackfacing aren't the same thing.

i just thought it would be very funny if someone made an account "large breasted japanese girl" on mtgs even though that probably wouldn't fit and also it is mostly funny because i haven't had much sleep.

i assume my account will be banned on mtgs for inactivity.

i hear she's in canada. go get her.

this guy has purple hair why did that happen who knows let's sing a song about it

it has everything
music
explosions
murder
intrigue
videography
racing
money
80s fashion
big hair
80s corporate sensibility

literally they have some thug-turned-hitman plant a bomb in one of their couches and this is only the second episode.

every episode a moneyed and money hungry record executive and his no-talent band try and kill members of a rival band and go completely unscathed by any law or comeuppance.

now i am watching jem and the holograms, probably the most underrated show of anyone's lifetime.

i just watched the crow for the first time and it explains so much about the mid to late 90s and early 2000s.

game recognize game, grandpa, and right now you're little a little unfamiliar.

to bad i am a gimmick.

speaking of asperger's syndrome, has anyone seen Turbo?

i always find myself saying "when is teia going to voice her opinion on a topic?"

finally.

then teia could post without fear of reprisal.

wait didn't we talk about that like a month ago?

it's just all-day talks all the time today with our laptops up so it's ok.

she has another half hour to go.

same. a woman is currently speaking very slowly about cme.

doing push ups without a weight vest on is like not even doing push ups at all

never been to somerset

It's a great town, there are two churches near the convention center for you to worship at if you decide that Legacy is not important than the Lord's love. There's a liquor store near a furniture store. There's a ramen place that's actually not bad in driving distance.

Only one mile away from a Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that are located in separate buildings across the street from each other.

Beautiful somerset New Jersey former home to the anime next anime convention.

Any of you jersey niglets going to the SCG event in SOMERSET?

I'm going to be at a weekend meeting trying not to let on how drunk I am to anyone.

my friend keeps his not illegal drugs in one of those nice faux leather deck boxes, the green one with the forest in fact but the asshole also keeps decks in it when it's not empty so his decks smell like not illegal drugs sometimes

i did that when i was not selling illegal drugs because i don't sell illegal drugs, except it was not in a normal plastic green mana deck box. putting your cards in where your not illegal drugs are seems like negative EV because your cards stink and people will probably be more likely to call you on something at some point somewhere.

one time i slid down a driveway on my back while wearing a motorcycle jacket while running from what we thought was the cops but really it was my friend's dad with one of those head lamps on not taking kindly to several minors and myself drinking beer in his back yard.

my migraine miracle pills are individually wrapped in what looks like a condom wrapper, and i leave them haphazardly in every pocket of my bookbag because i am lazy, so sometimes when i'm at fnm some of them come out with my deck box and stuff and i am assuming everyone thinks i am some sort of nympho pedo trying to hint to the underage fat boys

have you read Diary?

i avoided that street on the ride home.

one time i was not on illegal drugs because i don't do illegal drugs and did a u-turn in front of a checkpoint and then was pulled over and after not being able to tell the officer what town my friend lived in, he asked me to step out of the car, asked me if my friend had a weapon on him (he was a 400 lb black kid) and i just laughed at him and told him no, so he let me go.

i want someone to steal my dice expecting to get high

or get pulled over and arrested because cops are crazy to minorities

i keep my not illegal drugs because i don't do illegal drugs in a zendikar fat pack box that i usually carry with actual magic cards.

someone tell me what gender the blonde person is. is it a guy with dyed blonde hair or a girl with a beard?

only average because their in a sea of men with bigger titties then them. including me. im atleast a d cup.

call me