Dies to Removal

She sounds hideous.

Jake... From State Farm.

fuck that nigga yo

And by police, i mean TPTB at MTGSally

fuck the police.

Bunch of fat black folks here.

I haven't watched South Park in like 5 years.

I just want to be suffocated by blubber.

baguy for the win!

I'm talking Manders size.

Only the lonely...

I want a fat girl to sit on my face.

The smell of not-illegal drugs is something I'm not a fan of.

I'm sincerely glad that I read the last 3 pages.

I'm the only competitive female player at my LGS, and it's noteworthy that there's greater friction at the competitive level for women than for men. Pound for pound, people tend to think less of a woman's skills and accomplishments as compared to a male player of the same skill level and experience (I've had people get surprised that I actually won my WMCQ top 8 playmat, for instance). It's not a fun thing to experience, and I imagine that does a fair bit to discourage women from making forays into competitive play.
- Teia

LOL.

Spam, did you check Raw out last night? Daniel Bryan vs Antonio Cesaro was one helluva match.

Speaking of guys who want me, what happened to Suga

Don't worry baby, I've just been busy,

And they'll still get less then one million viewers

Wait, what is a "CD"?

Scralty will never understand.

Salute your shorts.

I'm fan-fucking-tastic.

And then I ruined it.

I enjoy playing populate decks. Don't even care.

My friends and I spent a lot of time playing Tomb Raider. It probably ranks right up there with Goldeneye. I don't play videogames anymore, but I would totally play some Tomb Raider.

The original Tomb Raider was the shit. I want a Playstation just to play that game.

Spam, buy me presents

Your drunken shenanigans.

Why would I need to use an apostrophe? Did you mean a comma?

Read books nigga.

Psh, videogames.

he is depreciating the value of our beloved site

Kettle, black?

And you must be a hipster chick with big titties.

One does not simply walk into Pendy's bedroom.

Don'tgiveafuckhard.

I picture Pendy as a coy fellow.

"girl"

It's someone asking for you to do your "business"...

Baguy is the friendliest of them all.

Okay, that guy sucks. I think Tom Servo should do his work on him.