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by iamabadman
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:39 pm
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I AM SO GOD DAMN PISSED
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:38 pm
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DESTROY ALL YOUR IRON MAIDEN STUFF ALSO.
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:37 pm
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LIKE METALLICA AND NOT AC/DC
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:37 pm
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checkbox, remove the hairbrush from your ass and put it in your mouth. you are stupid.
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:09 am
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Image
you forgot handsome

i'm so alone

he has a strict no lie policy, ugly
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:28 pm
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I'd buy a rob zombie album with that title and cover.

THAT IS NOT HOW METAL WORKS.
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:08 pm
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Image

i'm more rob zombie then garth brooks
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:20 pm
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And some eye candy for me
Don't kid yourself, you know half the guys here were waiting for that.
'half' ?
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:15 am
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Also my avatar is spend up on my phone its funny
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:14 am
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I enjoy nothing with my shantae avatar
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:40 am
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31. rule 31.
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:53 pm
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Choadhouse
One of Swayze's best

teaia's favorite
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:06 pm
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Nai allows beastaility threads
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:35 am
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a fag
by iamabadman
Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:26 pm
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[quote="Spambolic » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:18 pm"]A federal district court judge ruled last week that a Michigan high school teacher violated a student’s free speech rights when he kicked the student out of class for voicing disapproval for homosexuality.

The ruling was perhaps a hollow victory for the student, Daniel Glowacki, though, because the judge assessed damages of just a single, solitary dollar.

The incident giving rise to the lawsuit happened in 2010 on national Anti-Bullying Day at Howell High School in Howell, Michigan.

The teacher, Johnson (“Jay”) McDowell got into a heated argument with student Daniel Glowacki in an economics class after Glowacki said he objected to homosexuality because he is Catholic.

Judge Patrick Duggan ruled that the First Amendment protects Glowacki’s speech.[/quote:
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imnotevenmad.jpeg hate speech is protected.
by iamabadman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:15 pm
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i bought a microsoft points card and bought the dnd brawler and guardian heroes
by iamabadman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:55 pm
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viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames
by iamabadman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:25 am
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i think my first album was limp bizkit or eminem. i forget its been like 10+ damn years
by iamabadman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:40 am
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you should be trying to bang the drunk chick
by iamabadman
Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:29 pm
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What kind of stain are you using?
:unibrow:

a white one :*
by iamabadman
Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:44 pm
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i stained like 3 quarters of my fence today. sunburnt as fuck, gotta finish tomorrow, and a local card place is having a mma draft at 2. then a busy week of work :stupid:
by iamabadman
Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:35 am
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dead space 2 is epic
by iamabadman
Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:48 pm
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i'm the courier. imma fuck you up
by iamabadman
Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:56 am
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(yes madding, I fucked her)

who didn't?
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:42 pm
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mad science?



I LOVE THE HULK!
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:43 am
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raw is gay
by iamabadman
Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:54 am
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i never watched either of those shows.
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:28 pm
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this is an american board speak english! :stupid:
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:02 pm
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JUST KIDDING NSA
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:01 pm
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What other suggestions can I make that will be immediately implemented? You know there's big money in MLP porn, perhaps we should switch over to that.

i will murder all you love
by iamabadman
Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:30 am
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sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:13 pm
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fuck you
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:32 pm
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You so-called professional dragon hunters really suck at hunting dragons.

fuck you i killed it and became nicol bolas
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:33 am
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I FOUGHT THE DRAGON AND BECAME NICOL BOLAS
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:45 am
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checkbox raped it because he like things in his butt
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:26 am
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i did it you fucker
by iamabadman
Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:53 am
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i cant manage 300 words,yet 3000 words, fuck you dragon.


shit do you need 3000 words just to post:

With my epic zweihänder I wield in my right hand and my tower shield in the other clad in my warrior's finest chain mail, i walk up to the dragon and let out a mighty roar. as the dragon returns the sound i leap high in the air and slam my tower shield into its throat. while reeling from the blow the dragon breathes its deadly fire into my face. luckily, the witch's enchantment protects me from it's wicked breath. i pull my sword arm back to swing, but the dragon's talon blocks the follow through. i spit in his face to taunt him. enraged, the dragon tries to spew his vicious breathe weapon at me again. I dodge, not knowing if the enchantment would still withstand. Not something i would like to test either. with my great sword still trapped, i bash the dragon again, into his wrist. the dragon slashes at me with his
other claw, ripping into my forehead. Blood blinding my sight, i dig deep into myself and rip my sword from the beasts grasp and dropping my shield. I grip it tight with both hands, as I run into its gaping maw. Thrusting my sword in to the roof of its mouth, deep into its brain. It thrashes about as I cling on, hoping it doesn't swallow me. Another burst of its dragon's fire swells into its throat. Guess its time to see if the witch's enchantment can still protect me. its thrashes its death throes as i'm hit with a large blast.

finally it dies, with its head crashing down, a lone shadow appears from it's mouth. the shadow cleans off its sword, then picks up its shield. it checks its self of any injuries. the dust settles, and the figure now has a draconian appearance. 'I am no longer human' says the being 'I am much more.' With a mighty roar the creature sprouts dragon wings. 'I NOW HAVE THE FORM OF THE DRAGON' It bellowed loudly. The witch lied about staying human!' he continued. 'My fellow order knights will hunted dragon me down!. 'Under the moonveil dragon to our homelands in Shivan dragon, I will not know rest!' the dragon man sits on the slain dragon's lifeless palm. 'I will not rest until i sink my dragon fangs into that she-devil's neck!' He grips his sword, his body now fully encased in dragon scales. 'I must get my vengeance. No longer am I the exalted dragon dragonstalker of these terrible beasts but now I am feared like the dragon arch that mark their territories. My dragon shadow will strike fear into the same i swore to protect. I have [card=shifted]dragonshift[/card:
27mr3c60] into a monster from the [card=pit!]rakdos pit dragon[/card] This witch will give me dragon appeasement or she shall feel the true meaning of a terrible [card=death!]death by dragons[/card]

I stand from the claw, a terrible mist dragon encloses around me, as a terrible hypersonic dragoncry pierces my ears. 'What is this dragonstorm in my head?' I cry as a shaman approaches me with a knight and a weary but battleworn warrior. 'Who are you? Why must you torment me?' as I clutch my head. "Peace with you our new god' spoke the shaman. "OnlyDragonspeaker shaman, but my companions are like you too.' He motions to the knight 'He is holds dragonsoul knight and he,' the shaman
points to the scraggly looking warrior' is a Kargan Dragonlord.' We are here to pay our due respects.' I snort at the last line, 'what respect? I am no longer a man, but a scion of the ur-dragonof destruction'. 'Ah,' interjected the shaman ' a scion indeed, of our religion, but not now, for you must slumbering dragon for you to achieve perferction.' I scoff as the two other men grab my arms. 'What are you doing?' I shout but to no avail. 'Right now you are just a fledgling dragon, a dragon whelp, but when you reawaken, you shall rain brimstone dragon and balefire dragon on your enemies.' The shaman sprinkles a powder on me. I struggle but to no avail, as i drift into sleep...


I awaken, in my
ultimate form.

Nicol Bolas

When I awoke, I seen a crowd of people. I knew what they wanted, so I told them 'Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes
smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air'

A lone woman stood up in the crowd, beautiful as the day is long, and told me a story that helped ease my fears, she told me a story from her country. She told me 'Let me tell you a story Story of a man Who wants to be a god God of the wind He dressed to brown. Brown leather clothes He used a bone mace And ate mushrooms He lived in the woods There trees are huge Only friends were trolls Who were all the time drunk He saw nightmare There big bad bear Ran behind him And shouted these words: If you want to be a god of wind You have to beat me If you want to be a god of wind You must take my skin If you want to be a god of wind You must use my nails If you want to be a god of wind You must be like me, must be like bear'

I knew after that, I was in love. i told her We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any
other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your
heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you'


and that is how I became the ultimate being
by iamabadman
Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:52 am
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Thats not fair the dragon is afraid of my power
by iamabadman
Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:46 am
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Rumble: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!

Swoop: Me Swoop no see nothing.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close.
Slag: Me Slag say you full of beryllium baloney!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami.
Slag: Beryllium baloney!
by iamabadman
Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:00 am
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wrestling on tv is dead in my area.

roh isnt on tv and ecw is dead

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