Dies to Removal

We gon' get h4xx0rd

Yeah, I have an issue with the infraction I got today.

Saving it here, in case of censorship:

Despotism

I wrote a story
and now it's gone.
It disappeared,
what have they done?

It was fantastic,
it spoke of greed
and of betrayal,
and doubtful deeds.

The man in charge
was full of contempt
and even though he
used to be a friend
he killed my story
and threw me into jail.

I wrote a story: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... st10521932

That, and I forgot who was the mod in that particular subforum.

I am. It's the avvy. I'm sure of it.

The only penis I have is in r_0 boxers.

This merely sustains my theory that you are both the same person.

Found a new sig quote:

The idea goes against my principles, I have to admit, but then again the forum is more important than my principles.

Hmm... might need tweaking so it doesn't get shut down for trolling Voltrain

Please make that into a Sally sig

I lawl'd

References to look for in my story:

The Summit, was actually too obvious.
The many attempts at closing the Gutter.
The attempt at tricking members of the Gutter into bans.
The plan of banning the gmods in order to nuke the Gutter easily.
"rianalnn is in New York, go get him".
"rianalnn sucks cock, Viperesque watches".

Lapdog The Bullied-much wanted the reward for slaying the Dragon of Grondok. However, he didn’t take the usual “knight on a white horse, spear first” approach. Oh no. He approached the castle humbly dressed as an everyday peasant. He thought that maybe that way the dragon wouldn’t see him coming. But the Dragon of Grondok still growled, and sniffed him from a mile. The Dragon took off and flew right at the sorry little guy. It started spitting fire from its mouth and, accustomed to bullying as he was, Lapdog ran quickly to a cave opening and barely avoided the burning breath of the mighty creature.
Lapdog The Bullied-much saw then that it wasn’t about to be an easy task. He then thought that it would be best to stay away from the dragon’s castle, until the time was right, and went deeper inside the cave. He found that a tribe of warriors lived in there, and he slowly started gaining the favor of the more experienced warriors,
by patronizing other peasants and lower-ranked mercenaries. He saw that the whole tribe was plotting a scheme to bring down the Dragon’s castle, and slay the mystic creature, and started bringing his own devices to the table.
He soon gained the favor of the tribe’s leader, Rinamort. And he plotted with him how to bring down the Dragon. But secretly, he was devising a plot of his own. He hadn’t told anyone about his secret weapon: the camera. And he didn’t plan to, either.
Everyone knew that killing the dragon within its castle was a daunting task. The elite of the warrior tribe had already come to the conclusion that they needed to lure the Dragon out, and that they needed to either bring the Dragon to the ground, or somehow be able to fight at the Dragon’s height, near the sky. Then it occurred to them. They would lure it to the highest summit of their kingdom, and they needed someone to be ready at the top with a special weapon to slay the dragon, while the rest of the tribe used siege weapons to tear
down every wall of the Dragon’s castle. Lapdog The Bullied-much volunteered to be at the summit waiting for the Dragon, but still he didn’t reveal his secret weapon.
Luring the Dragon of Grondok out wasn’t as easy a task as they thought. They made many attempts, but every time the Dragon would just fly out, burn the crap out of the luring crews, and then return to the northern tower of the Castle, where it just sat and waited, as if gloating over the defeat of the warriors.
Lapdog realized that they needed to deceive the Dragon, in order to strike the final blow. He told Rinamort, the tribe leader, to speak to the witches, who produced a cursed, fake, dragon’s egg. Once the Dragon touched the egg, it would be trapped and Lapdog would be free to use his camera to expose the maliciousness of the Dragon, and defeat it. He tricked Rinamort into revealing his location to the dragon, and showing to him that he had acquired one of its eggs. Rinamort was so convinced of the fatefulness of his new servant that he
agreed with the plan.
Rinamort took the egg and rode his horse to the recently founded town of Yorkhatten. It was within the Dragon of Grondok’s reach, and he started making noise with his sword and shield. But the Dragon merely growled, as if chuckling. Rinamort grew angrier, and started to throw rocks at the castle, but he wasn’t reaching it. One of his servants, Snakeresque, came with a new idea: a bow and arrow. He quickly ran through the village, avoiding a fire spit from the passing Dragon, and swiftly grabbed the bow and some arrows. He then struggled back through a similar kind of difficulties. When he finally returned, he was surprised to find a very savage looking Rinamort, who was sucking the blood out of the neck of a rooster that he found near their location. Snakeresque merely watched, as Rinamort sucked the rooster’s blood.
Snakeresque held the bow and stretched it as far back as he could. His arms trembled with the effort. When he finally released the arrow, he fell to the floor from the
momentum he had imprinted to the projectile. The arrow flew, and missed the Dragon of Grondok’s wing by a couple inches, but that sure got the dragon’s attention. Rinamort started yelling and waving the fake dragon’s egg in the air. The Dragon, however, wasn’t easily deceived, and it knew already that that was not one of its eggs, because the Dragon of Grondok was a male dragon, and he laid none. However, he realized that this Rinamort person was not going to leave him alone until he tore his head from his living body, and started flapping its wings.
Lapdog was waiting on top of the mountain’s summit, and had his camera ready. From the height, he saw how Rinamort dodged flame after flame from the dragon’s mouth. He encouraged him while he was climbing the mountain. Suddenly, the dragon grew tired of warnings and grabbed Rinamort’s horse with its powerful jaws. This propelled Rinamort higher up the mountain, very near the summit. The Dragon of Grondok chewed the horse mercilessly, and came back for Rinamort,
who had already reached the summit . Rinamort stood a few paces in front of Lapdog, who took out his camera and smacked Rinamort in the head with it. Rinamort fell flat on his face with his buttocks up, just in time for Lapdog to prepare THE BROWN NOSE. With a fully brown nose, Lapdog prepared his camera to take a shot at the Dragon. The Dragon spat a dense smoke ball towards Lapdog, who almost dropped his camera, and catch it mid-air, only backwards. When he tried to take a shot at the dragon, he shot himself, and the Dragon ate him.

Let's summon that dragon!

They must be saving the privacy of people stupid enough to send their picture to be posted on online boards.

Now Rai knows...

i_am_a_guatemalan

STOP POSTING GODDAMNIT

I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU GUYS WHEN MY INTERNET IS SLOW BECAUSE I'M STILL DL'ING THE STEAM GAMES I BROUGHT

1st world gamer problems

3rd world gamer

Brazil is like 2nd world and a half.

Everything is.

What was the thread?

The picture thread in The Gutter.

It's gone.

I didn't even get to see the last page.

It's OK, every pic in there is stored in our hard drives.

Of course, that car costs half our GDP...

So, I knew someone somewhere had to upload something about a Ferrari driving around in Guatemala City. I believe this is the one I saw, El Salvadoran plates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMKDr5T5IE

We'll hack your post afterwards.

It was a yellow 458. Not something you'd expect to see in this town.

A fucking Ferrari.

Alrighty then.

How's the Central American life treatin' ya, GR?

Pretty well. My precautionary measures have so far payed off, and I haven't gotten mugged in years. We pray this continues to be so. Oh, and I was passed by a Ferrari yesterday.

Yes, just the post. You can't hack that account just using the Admin CP.

I made that post.

We are not!!

I am.

We are MORE CORRUPT than MTGS' staff. We are just not hypocritical about it.

That's what happened.

Actually I did.

No hacks of accounts whatsoever. I said nothing about hacks of posts.

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

This means that no one logged in as Teia, nor read Teia's PMs, nor made any post with Teia's user.

That doesn't mean that Internet Satan can't do shit to posts after they have been posted. Ya dig?

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

This means that no one logged in as Teia, nor read Teia's PMs, nor made any post with Teia's user.

Red bold text makes my penis larger.