Dies to Removal

Why hasn't a red "counter target instant or sorcery spell" been printed yet?

It's called Red Elemental Blast

I need a white elemental blast.

No wait I can do better

I'll give you a white
elemental blast

Kaze Rabishu

Kaitscralt work jokes, L&G

Ben has an aversion for the word "joder". Google translates it as "fuck", and in some countries it might be the equivalent, but it hasn't been as strong a word in the land of the Maya for a while, since we use a stronger word instead: "chimar"

Then you have the philosophical argument about whether posting a bunch of smilies can count as censor evasion in the first place.

Zero

Iridium has even admitted that I was banned for "almost breaking the rules a lot".

That graph is explained by the current blatant disregard of due process. I was banned for "habitual trolling" without ever having received a single infraction for trolling.

GR where's my avvy

I explained in tbgte but then I was told you can't see that. Long story short: gimme a few days.

I missed the Gutter talk...

I changed from Gaea's Regent to ( G_R ) as a homage for ( N_S ) after his unfair ban. I even changed my avvy over Sally for a close version of his, which made no less than a mod flip out. Just my habitual trolling...

Why are you Slowpoke?

lol

Oh, hehehe

Yeah it is. In Spanish it goes: "con tal que los centros casen..."

A Guatemalan friend of mine is getting married to a Canadian friend of mine. She's maaaaybe five feet tall. He's about 6'5". They'll make cute kids, though I'm not sure on the logistics of that...

If you're talking about their heights, the saying here goes: "as long as the centers match..."

Chilero. Is that seriously a saying? I'm going to bring that up next time I talk to her. She is Guatemalan,
so maybe she's heard it before.

Yup. Chilero means literally "cool" in the "astrophysics are so cool" sense of the word.

A Guatemalan friend of mine is getting married to a Canadian friend of mine. She's maaaaybe five feet tall. He's about 6'5". They'll make cute kids, though I'm not sure on the logistics of that...

If you're talking about their heights, the saying here goes: "as long as the centers match..."

Damn Italians! Always messing with latin American politics!

I know you know that I know that you know what I meant, but since it came up, the real reason is certain government of the people by the people for the people but not our people only their people.

News from GR's people:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... s/3497003/

Typical gringo. Houston is closer from here than Caracas.

As measured by how long it takes for you to get there on llamaback?

Yeah, because llamas live farther away from here than Caracas is.

I saw a llama in Peru. That pratically borders on Guadalajara.

Well, given that NY and LA are in the same country, I guess so.

News from GR's people:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... s/3497003/

Typical gringo. Houston is closer from here than Caracas.

As measured by how long it takes
for you to get there on llamaback?

Yeah, because llamas live farther away from here than Caracas is.

That's pretty fucked in Venezuela though. Why can moderate levels of socialism work in Europe, but not in South America? It's the corruption, right?

Nope. Italy.

That's like me posting news from Greece and calling it Scumbag's people.

News from GR's people:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... s/3497003/

Typical gringo. Houston is closer from here than Caracas.

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Genocide sometimes funny

Kill all the white guys! lolroflmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1804_Haiti_Massacre

Hmm, not as funny as I expected.

Genocide sometimes funny

Kill all the white guys! lolroflmao

NFL dot com enter, oh shit the Packers are losing their "must win" game.

Remind me how you became a packers fan again?

As a foreigner you basically have to choose, some choose towns their family lives in (inb4 wetback jokes), others do like my wife's dad who used to like the Saints because he saw them win in New Orleans when he attended his first NFL game ever at a stadium.

I didn't have any of those, so when I first started watching football with that family I started looking at the teams, their histories, and I just loved how the Packers come from a small
town which basically sits 80% of its population at Lambeau Field and that they are owned by that very town. And once you start following a team it kinda grows into you, perhaps not the same as the locals, but hey it's not even a sport I can talk about with many people around here anyway.

NFL dot com enter, oh shit the Packers are losing their "must win" game.

Except I'm at fucking work right now.

This means I cannot find a decent stream either.

Except I'm at fucking work right now.

We get shitty DirecTV in latam, but my late father-in-law got hooked with the Amurrican DirecTV probably not by the most legal means and I can watch any NFL game I want.

It's also fucking expensive.

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Still laughing at Manasjap's team. So much win.

Place holder for probably belated submission. I'm creating my own mons and will post them in rape-cave for increased buttmaddening.

JK, he just has the best trolling ideas.

Oooh... the dragon makes me do bad things.

No momo

I enjoyed Thor very much.

NO U

Manders is still multiquoting posts since page 2 here, she'll eventually reply to these.

So... what was the question again?

It's 4 pm what the fuck time is that to be having lunch?

I just had 14 McNuggets for lunch and I'm not even sorry.