Dies to Removal

They are secretly promoting the use of gimmicks to artificially inflate their member statistics!

It's the only way to convince their Curse overlords that their userbase isn't actually eroding (which numbers show that it is).

I've been banned from mtgsalvation

All I did was posting that I was glad to get back in touch with that great community?

Wow! Looks like you were taken out back and shot, no mention of you in the banned user thread and your intro post was archived in a hidden forum.

I guess they didn't mention you in the banned user thread because A) they have no idea who it was and don't want to look like an idiot guessing or B) you frighten them more than all of the rippers and scammers they do mention in the banned user thread.

RIP Gutter_Afficionado

Yeah I'm sorry to be such a boner killer, but I have been trying to find the Gutter in here to no avail, and its been a full week in which I haven't seen anyone from the old guard. I haven't felt trolled enough and this is eventually going to leave me with a sour taste in my mouth.

I guess I could stick around in other sections, but I feel this is not for me, all I see is talk about budg caj, scrumping and going X-2 in FNM's this is not the forum I was hoping for. Also whats the deal with you obsession on red cammons, geez...

Anyway, thanks for the memories I guess, good luck in your future endeavors.

All you will find on Sally is and :
trap:

Anyway, where is god_child? that guy sure knew how to troll! Also I' might have missed a few of the oldtimers, where is that doktorcalimari guy? baguy? and what about the guys who loved to discuss drugs? where are they? Did we ever get to reconcile with mikeyG after he threw us under the bus?

God_child vanished. Doktorcaligari quit the internet after him and his wife were revenge banned by corrupt mods on another site. Supposedly he's writing a book about being a victim of internet persecution. Baguy, upon discovering that another user on this site was in fact
white and not black, made him flip out and demand to be put back into the Matrix where "Ol dirty bastard meets carter 2 lil wayne meets slowed down busta rhymes." Yanni (better known as Yannus or Druggus) probably overdosed and died. RIP Yannus.

And we never reconciled with 'still sore' members like MikeyG. The only ugly sally mod brave enough to post here is Stardust and that's likely done out of his guilt for when he #defendedcowardice during the great gutter exodus of 2012.

I just hope this is a real user and not another gimmick to artificially pad the user count.