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by Pendulum
Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:42 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: We finally Died to Removal - #BlatherGate [10]
Replies: 2474
Views: 275672

We finally Died to Removal - #BlatherGate [10]

Dank corners/ memes, an utter lack of morals. and an oddly large amount of squee...

...you guys knew I'd be back. Touching, in as way.
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:31 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 220
Views: 60113

MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support

Sigh. Have I taught you nothing? The problem is you need to overwrite/flood the site's priorities until it forgets that it's hooked to a series of interconnected websites. The simplest way to do this is to go on, say, hackforums.com and search the keyword "flood"; if you really feel like d...
by Pendulum
Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:39 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59957
Views: 1365688

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

I don't think he knew how to run it. Game 1 I played T1 Stromkirk Noble, T2 Ash Zealot, T3 Reckoner, and then he scooped. Game 2 he got the combo off, and I hadn't boarded because I didn't see his deck at all game 1. Game 3 I double Slaughter Games and he scoops again. I find out later that night h...
by Pendulum
Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:21 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Journey into Nyx Spoilers *Updated 4/14/14 Previews*
Replies: 126
Views: 4889

Journey into Nyx Spoilers *Updated 4/14/14 Previews*

Actually, fuck it, Imma go watch Lion King.

NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
zepanya!
Dubadi dubado.
Hunya, hunya. Do.
by Pendulum
Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:06 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Journey into Nyx Spoilers *Updated 4/14/14 Previews*
Replies: 126
Views: 4889

Journey into Nyx Spoilers *Updated 4/14/14 Previews*

I dunno, Ajani does have one important thing going for him: he has obvious and direct synergy with a number of played cards in his same block.. that's actually pretty rare; the last time that really happened I think was UB Tezzeret, and he obviously saw quite a bit of play when he was in Standard. S...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:55 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Keranos
Replies: 11
Views: 574

Keranos

Also, ramp is a thing; some permutation of Monsters could almost undoubtedly benefit from the incremental advantage this guy poses, and the effect just seems way better when you're landing him turn 3 or 4 (as opposed to a creature.. I love me some Stormy but keeping a hand of land + ramp just to top...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:49 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Keranos
Replies: 11
Views: 574

Keranos

There are an awful lot of ways to set up your draws in Standard, though. Magma Jet and Thassa, God of the Sea come to mind. Not that I'm dismissing your point, Thrillsy, as you would then by necessity have to not only include this guy but those cards in order to take full advantage of the synergy, a...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:15 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Extinguish All Hope
Replies: 11
Views: 2420

Extinguish All Hope

The flavor on this card is all fucking wrong. "You have no hope... unless you're playing with any of a number of cards from this very world, including the gods who made this decree!" Plus, way to not even give us Dante fanboys a reference to use in our games, MaRo. :/
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:56 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: How did I not already have an account here?
Replies: 26
Views: 574

How did I not already have an account here?

I thought it was a palette-swapped Robert Smith from The Cure.
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:53 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Keranos
Replies: 11
Views: 574

Keranos

What I like is that he's an engine without needing anything extraneous to advance your game plan; what I hate is that the only way you ever get him active as a creature is either by A) running a bunch of non-synergistic crap or B) running all the a planeswalkers, in which case he seems like overkill...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:18 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: How did I not already have an account here?
Replies: 26
Views: 574

How did I not already have an account here?

:airquote:

Edit- Dammit, why haven't we installed that emoji yet? :mad:
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:17 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: How did I not already have an account here?
Replies: 26
Views: 574

How did I not already have an account here?

Mathochism » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:26 am wrote:
Captain Murphy » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:26 pm wrote:Itssss the M-A-T-H-C MAAAAAN

Whats up man?


The roof over my head.

>.>

<.<

Yeah.

Also, if I'm interpreting your post correctly Zem that would be the quickest promotion to mod in the history of forums methinks.


To be fair, he did forget the airquotes around "moderate."
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:15 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Keranos
Replies: 11
Views: 574

Keranos

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by Pendulum
Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:12 pm
Forum: News and Rumors
Topic: Iroas, God of Victory
Replies: 21
Views: 2071

Iroas, God of Victory

Interestingly, I think this guy exemplifies the sociological law of proportional response. The thinking goes something like: 1. This guy essentially makes blocks for your opponent so unfavorable that they cannot block. 2. Your opponent will therefore be more inclined to run creatures that simply can...
by Pendulum
Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:15 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

I get that too, then it turns out that it's just the gremlins whispering through the air ducts again.
by Pendulum
Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:45 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 206978

[Primer] Boros Burn

The Dredge Player community would like to state that making Burn side into a crap card like Rest In Peace is, indeed, a win in their favor. >:)
by Pendulum
Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:29 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59957
Views: 1365688

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Second best odds in the house. Good game to be playing if you want to lose the least amount of money over the long term. But as a Great Math Analyst, I'm sure you knew that. ;) What's the first? My info is pretty clear that cardhouses lose their shirts on Blackjack. (Well, not lose lose, but compar...
by Pendulum
Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:31 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Izzet Control
Replies: 40
Views: 4326

[Primer] Izzet Control

No, what I mean is why is Master of Waves getting outed for inclusion in the deck ? I consider myself a humble man, so I don't expect you to read my walls of text, and even if you did I'm not going to expect you to take everything I say at face value like I'm some sort of great card analyst, but in ...
by Pendulum
Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:21 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59957
Views: 1365688

[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

photodyer » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:38 am wrote:Art for the (I'm assuming) BG god (Athreos, God of Passage) looks wicked as hell:

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Huh.

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by Pendulum
Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:06 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 206978

[Primer] Boros Burn

My match starts at 2h15m http://www.twitch.tv/sybexmtg/b/515790319 Fuck me, what was that guy listening to? Absolutely awful wubsteppy . As all Australians, I'm sure Zem was listening to ACDC Men At Work in his muscle wolf shirt and took a nonchalant swig from a bottle his beard full of whiskey as ...
by Pendulum
Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:55 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Izzet Control
Replies: 40
Views: 4326

[Primer] Izzet Control

I... I'm not getting the logic, I'm afraid. Red, a highly-played archetype many of which are currently proving themselves the best in the format, has a problem dealing with Master of Waves , so fuck it, more Lava Axe? Also, while I do love me some Chandra, believe me, what exactly is she doing for t...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:11 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Izzet Control
Replies: 40
Views: 4326

[Primer] Izzet Control

@Jasper: I'm not sure. On the Cons side, counterspell packages are pretty weak right now, since aggro can sneak guys under it and black just plays Pack Rat , and the prevalence of Thoughtseize makes relying on anything even remotely resembling a combo a little iffy. I wouldn't be comfortable playing...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:46 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: So, what faggotry will MTGS mods come up with for this April
Replies: 7
Views: 315

So, what faggotry will MTGS mods come up with for this April

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

This clip took me that long to find because, surprise surprise, youtube is doing stupid shit today. :mad: Man, I hate this day.
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:14 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 206978

[Primer] Boros Burn

Well, maybe i just had bad luck , but i had serious problems when he flooded he board early (like three one drops in the first two turns). I was forced to use my cheap removal spells on them, including chained to the rocks, then i had no answer to desecration demon. Just variance i guess , because ...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:07 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: So, what faggotry will MTGS mods come up with for this April
Replies: 7
Views: 315

So, what faggotry will MTGS mods come up with for this April

In the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe, there's an unwritten law that the calmest day of the year is Halloween; it's explained as simply being too easy and expected for the diabolical forces to really take advantage of, since it's the one day out of the year when the normal people aren't going to ...
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:57 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Izzet Control
Replies: 40
Views: 4326

[Primer] Izzet Control

Oh, forgot to mention, Mono-U aggro has a really, really hard time with this deck.
by Pendulum
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:53 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Izzet Control
Replies: 40
Views: 4326

[Primer] Izzet Control

Well, there's definitely nothing wrong with the archetype, at least. Right now, it's biggest challenge is to not just be a shittier version of WR burn; you lose the big stuff like Helix (and a bunch of really good sideboard stuff) and burning their stuff out is arguably just strictly better than cou...
by Pendulum
Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:12 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

So has anybody played the remastered FFX/FFX-2 yet?
by Pendulum
Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:20 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

I'm starting to get an absurd number of spam emails from MTGS. I am currently contemplating becoming annoyed.
by Pendulum
Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:58 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 206978

[Primer] Boros Burn

Lolyeah. It took me forevs to figure out what the fuck a BO was. Kept thinking it was some equipment. :lol:
by Pendulum
Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:53 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: RWU Burn/Control/Midrange
Replies: 8
Views: 1467

RWU Burn/Control/Midrange

There's a few people in my playgroup that are testing different versions of this, and it's solid. It's a skill-intensive deck, but if nothing else it looks fun as hell to play. Goblin Electromancer is probably the weakest link, at least from a theoretical standpoint: it's a midrange/control deck, an...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:28 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 220
Views: 60113

MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support

Only if they provide video.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:25 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Dredge
Replies: 15
Views: 1316

Dredge

Ah, yup. My LGS is chock full of aggro and mono-black. My main objectives have been board control and lots and lots of fat creatures; in most of the situations where Reaper was relevant, Pack Rat was just doing it better (and I cut him too). XD I've seen a few people who have had RIP in their SB jus...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:26 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

I kind of figured that if they needed a car they'd just hotwire the nearest one and use that.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:18 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: Dredge
Replies: 15
Views: 1316

Dredge

Yar, Deathrite is pretty inconsistent. Once every few games, he facilitates some really silly plays or pulls in the last few damage for you, but most games he's just worse than most anything else that could be in his slots. As of right now, I'm kind of enjoying playing with him as a sort of damage m...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:34 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 220
Views: 60113

MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support

OMG lolololol, "Can you provide video?" totes needs to be a thing, guys. Make that happen. Feyd, I'm looking in your general direction here. >.> And just to retain the illusion that I'm relevant, let me clarify what the problem is: Mozilla Firefox, unlike Chrome, IE, or whateverthefuckAppl...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:09 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

If I did, I'd buy you a green dress.*
*But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

Ha! You thought you'd get me with the random-ass segue into BNL, but you failed to take into account that I karaoke!
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:57 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 206978

[Primer] Boros Burn

PirateKingAtomsk » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:55 am wrote:so i have a question on wild ricochet, if i were to cast it in response to rev i know i get a copy of rev but to i get the original rev aswell?

The original has no targets to change, so the end result is you would both get a copy of the same spell.
TL;DR: don't side this in vs. UW.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:44 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

*Ain't not got no crystal ball
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:43 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 85371

i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

Although there's an almost immediate breakdown in the cognitive association because I do, in fact, own a crystal ball. :/

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