Dies to Removal

Hey Scumbag, you ever see that movie Gravity that came out last year? The whole time I was watching it I kept thinking "I wonder what a rocket scientist would make of this thing?"

Tursalretten!

Dammit, Scumbag, do me a favor and don't let Yanni's homeschooled ass get anywhere near the JIG control panel, k?

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?

Which condoms are best?

that guy at MTGS

You mean the trojans?

Oh, hey, how do magnets work, anyway?

Scumbag, what is the chemical reason that Checkbox tries too hard?