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by Pendulum
Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:22 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

this is kinda sad because back in 2007 when I started participating with my doktorcaligari account, I did it in the storyline forum, there was that weasel guy who was a mod and that other MORT guy from the former phyrexia.com site and besides being very knowledgeable persons, they were also very modest and wouldn't spout bulshittery on a daily basis.

Guess the site moved on since, but I never went back to the storyline subforum, even when I was not yet banned.
I was going to start creating custom cards when I first came on board, as that was my forte before joining and something I really enjoyed, until I saw the kind of dreck people were not only getting away with posting but actually getting kudos for creating. It was awful, like I
specifically remember a conversation revolving around:

Double Bolt :r:
Instant

Double Bolt deals 3 damage to 2 target creatures.

and people were bitching that it wasn't as good as Lightning Bolt (which was banned at the time) because you might have to wait to cast it "or kill one of your creatures to kill theirs." Interestingly, I figure it was the vomit-inducing circle jerk atmosphere of Clan Flamingo that probably drove me towards the places on the site that one could at least yell at other users without fear of repercussions in the first place.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:26 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

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Oh thank God, Watchy is here to pull the conversation away from Galspanic and his wads. :)
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Luckily, the rest of what Gals said is some of the more lulzy fuckdiculous MTGS moderation I've read in a while.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Although I'll say I did find the reasoning behind the toenail thing a little anticlimactic. Hell, you could call it art nouveau, or date repellant, or clone insurance, you know, have a little fun with it, but sadly coming clean about being too lazy to throw away toenails and it just kinda became a thang fell a little flat for me. :/
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Us fucks!
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:23 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

See, I'm guessing from the way he gave us a "FAQ" that didn't actually, you know, answer any of our frequently asked questions and thought it was really, really important we're updated on the toenail situation, that sometime since last time he posted Gals must have suffered some kind of blunt force trauma, probably to the skullular region, and he's just got some fake memory of getting handjobs.
So he's got that going for him, at least.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:30 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Well, we didn't want him to leave, but we understand that when the payout for 20 hours of work a week is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's time to be an adult.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:41 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Although, let's be clear here: there's abso-fucking-lutely no way this could have happened a year ago, the community has grown to the point where it's worthwhile to have a thread like that. :mad:
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:34 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

sheriff gals bring us your two deputies (the tree and the teia) and a Yomako for good measure
Can't really call a guy like me a sheriff - that implies I have some sway or power or anything. I know who Teia and Yomako are, but who's "the tree?" Haven't heard that one before.
Hey Gals! Wanna be an admin here? It's super-easy.
Honestly, it's super easy on MTGS too. It's not a matter of work or anything - I just couldn't get the job I wanted to get done done and I thought it was time someone else with different
objectives or different ways to problem solve gave it a shot.

FAQ:
Badman's "y'all get paid." - I don't quite know where you got the idea that I got paid. Aside from the occasion star struck MTG player at the local game shopping giving me a tuggie in the 40K case, I wasn't paid.
ER made me and Sene quit - Quite the contrary. He didn't want us to leave but also understands that when your payment for 20 hours a week of work is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's time to be an adult.
You quit because you didn't like being a puppet - No, I quit because when I suck at my job it isn't fun. When my recreation isn't fun, I find something else to fill my time with - like getting a tattoo apprenticeship and remembering that I once had a respectable art career that I really loved. MTGS didn't neuter that, but if I want to figure out what to do with my life it seems like playing MTG is bad enough - playing Website guy is going to kill any chance of moving forward.
This means you are done with
MTGS - No. I still play the game as much as I ever have. I like the people there even though a good chunk of the local guys I hang out with have stopped posting there. I looked at moving all my deck lists over the a regional site called northwestmagic.com. I signed up there a couple weeks ago, and when I logged on a few days ago the site was gone after 5+ years of operating... I bring death and destruction wherever I go!
Toenails - I am stubborn and a creature of habit. It's gross I know. I've had them for 20 years now and I'm sorta committed to just keeping it for life now.
Mod Lounge posts - Those are over a year old. It hardly seems like something worth caring about when the most damaging stuff is from people who haven't been on staff in so long. Internet years are like cat years to me... a human year feels like 7 so anything more than 2 months to me feels dead and gone. but that doesn't matter really.
Sigh.

His first post in like 6 months and he feels the need to use
it to lie his fucking ass off. I was hoping for more than Stage 1 Gals, Gals. There's a thriving beer-brewing thread just waiting to happen in WCT/Introduce Yourself if you wanted to prove you weren't just a one-trick pony, man.
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

I take it there's no word yet on the reason they lost GalSene? I'll admit to a mild curiosity.
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:21 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

The divine irony of Gals or Sene posting here would be reward enough for the utterly bullshit bans I (and I'm sure others) received by their hands.

The question then becomes...do we reciprocate?
What, ban them? Dear God, why? So many lulz would ensue!
think of it this way
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.

Westley: No. To the pain.

Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose
will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
More realistically, though, I wonder if suddenly this isn't the place to be:
http://w11.zetaboards.com/
MTGS_Lifeboat/index/
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

now the lapdog... has become the lap
No, he simply has found other laps to occupy.
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:56 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Sorry, they already did that in 2012.
To be fair, we were all the time turning people into newts and shit back then.
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:49 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

I wonder how long it's going to be before "She's a witch, burn her!" will be considered a useful tool for rooting out posters who need to be banned.
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:35 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Yeah, the more I think about it, the more lulzy that argument gets. Like, even ignoring the inherently laughable slippery-slope strawman* of comparing posting on an internet forum to straight up murdering people, in order to take the statement seriously you have to basically assume that murdering people is super-fun happy time, like the most fun thing in the world... if it weren't for those meddling kids laws, we'd all be just shooting up the place 'cuz lulz. Not to mention, rather than using, say, realistic and civilized courts of law as their baseline, where ignorance of the law is a defensible position in most 1st-world countries... even in murder cases... they've apparently decided to go with the Barbarian Code of Ethics where any retributive action taken on a lawbreaker is considered a form of unadulterated 'justice' and therefore is legitimate.

[* - I know I'
ve said this before, but it bears repeating, I totally have dibs on the band name Strawman and the Slippery Slopes]
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:23 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

You know, I can't think of many things, and not a single enjoyable thing, that I learned every aspect of before partaking in.
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:37 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

If your lucky maybe Gals would show up to tell you how the site has 'finally' grown to a point where they can allow the users to have a little freedom, despite all evidence to the contrary.
by Pendulum
Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:16 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

You have to admit, there's a certain poetic justice in pulling the autocensor; at least now they can just plainly say they don't give a fuck anymore.
by Pendulum
Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:34 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

The new site is a pile of shit
LOL, care to elaborate? I seriously can't get in; the site keeps rejecting my VPN for some bullshit "unable to make unique cookie from this IP" reason. I can still bridge in through TOR but only in some weird text-only version that's this pukey shade of orange and slow as hell.

This is hilarious, btw. You can be an internet scumbag; you can be a sadist; hell, you can even be Kaitscralt, and no problem. But piss off Ned from the Geek Squad? They will hunt you down and end you.
by Pendulum
Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:11 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

people can complain all they want about phpbb3 not being "cool" but at least it goes easy on the server and the browsers. I'll take reliability over eye candy every day.
Really, this says it all. If I wanted eye candy and a zillion ads, I could go to youtube, cheezburger, or google up some porn. Having all that shit everywhere looks like it would be distracting as hell, which I at least think would be annoying if you're trying to use the forums to have a discussion; a bit like trying to talk to your friend but the owner of the bar keeps turning up the volume on the TV.

Then again, I wouldn't know, it seems they've banned my IP address with the new site. Et tu corruptus, Ned from the Geek Squad?
by Pendulum
Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:20 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Ah, I love Stage 2 Gals.
> Brags about doxxing rippers to protect the trading forums
> becomes suspect if you try to learn how to dox rippers to protect yourself

> Would undoubtedly be in favor of people learning how to protect themselves from becoming the victim of counterfeiters
> Won't let people learn how

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
-Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
by Pendulum
Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:46 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

- infracts the first guy again for expanding on his original statement - Flaming
Is that what happens there? I see the phrase "This is also flaming, - bob" with a comma at the end like he fell asleep halfway through the process. :rofl:

Also, let me drop a little knowledge here: we all know and love the phrase "You spoony bard!" for its use in FFIV, but it wasn't a typo or mistranslation there; the word 'spoony' in that sentence means "gay, homosexual, a faggot, a poof." It's slang for someone who fits together with their
own kind, and gained wide notoriety during the American Depression era because gayness gained a connotation for being something poor people do (along with spoons, which the poor had to use to drink their thin soup instead of being rich enough to afford food that you had to use a knife and fork to eat), but the word itself and its use as a demeaning moniker for homosexuality dates back to the 1800's. When Tellah is beating the shit out Edward and says that, he's saying the dude likes it when other men penetrate them with their penis.
by Pendulum
Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:31 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Ah, well done. What thread can't be enhanced by the use of the word 'fuckdiculous' in the thread title?
by Pendulum
Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 172120

Copypasta please? I don't feel like firing up seven proxies and turning on my antivirus.

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