Dies to Removal

Aren't "tokens" decks generally characterized by tokens plus anthem effects?

I thought of, built, and posted that list all within 45 minutes on my phone at school. It's not expected to be good. It's a kait special.

that's what you get when you Scrump

Gonna brew a bw tokens list because kait.

Scrump til the day I die.

[Deck]
creatures 10
4 seeker of the way
4 Monastery mentor
2 sidisi, undead vizier

Sorceries 6
1 read the bones
1 sign in blood
4 thoughtseize

Instants 19
3 bile blight
2 ultimate price
4 hero's downfall
4 raise the alarm
2 secure the wastes
1 murderous cut
1 utter end
2 valorous stance

Planeswalkers 1
1 sorin, solemn visitor

Land 24
4 caves of koilos
4 temple of silence
4 scoured Barrens
3 urborg, tomb of yawgmoth
3 plains
2 swamp
4 radiant fountain

Sideboard 15
3 crux of fate
1 bile blight
4 duress
3 drown in sorrow
1 sorin, solemn visitor
1 Elspeth, sun's champion
2 glare of heresy
[/deck]

Gonna brew a bw tokens list because kait.

It's just about there now with Esper taking that #1 spot and a few decks being just below it.

If the real story isn't funny enough, I'll write a parody article.

Neckbeards and fat nerds = walkers

is the PT winning deck the kind of deck that can win despite the field being prepared for it? Seems like it'll have a big bullseye on it. I'm trying to decide if I'll attend SCG Providence this weekend and, if so, which deck to run.

DO YOU SEE A CARD IN MY FUCKING LAP!?!?

yay! we all look forward to the scrump report

Happy BDay Windstrider.

Saaaaaaaaame deckssssss

don't you say the same thing each season?

Mono red most represented deck day 1, just not hitting feature matches. We'll see how well it converts.

Sledgehammer

It's just something to talk about that has the added benefit of riling up the neckbeards.

Thanks for the article guys.

Shardless if my deck of choice for legacy and I read everything I can find that gerry t writes about it. But I only get premium off the free month for attending opens.

Yep.

Anybody with access to a certain paywall able to pm me the new article on shardless?

Now that you made the grand the pressure is on khaos. Don't let it get to your lap.

anybody playing Hoogland's UR Dragons deck? Thoughts?

I can't quite figure out why, but Jacob Wilson's monk token is creepy as fuck to me.

"Look at this beautiful lotus in my lap" he says with a come-hither look.

Black Lotus is much more powerful than Whisperwood Elemental.

Happy B-Day, Z!

Anybody think mono black control could be a thing? Has great kill and some draw spells and things like tasigur sidisi and ugin as finishers.

4x dtk commons uncommons just arrived. Opened the box and the smell reminded me of starter packs of revised back in 94. Too bad no duals in this box.

haven't tried it yet. don't plan on it anytime soon.

Lol yeah 8-0 with mono red in standard

And everybody loves psully

It wasn't a comment on players advertising for their store as much as it was a statement of the quality of CFB players vs SCG.

Ah, gotcha. Does scg even have a team anymore? Or did you just mean the open series regulars?

SCG strategy: host an invitational to showcase SCG stars, put two CFB members into finals.

I've seen a CFB shirt on SCG's cameras more weekends than not. And you almost always see people sporting shirts of their local stores. I think Ross Merriam usually wears an Ice Imports shirt, which is his local in CT (it has a few locations I think). I think it's kinda cool that SCG doesn't seem to care about that. They just want their tournaments to have success, and Jacob Wilson and Reid Duke being in the finals of their event is huge name recognition in this game.

I suppose you could also argue that they're so large they have nothing to care about when it comes to that. But I don't know much about the relative market saturation of CFB and SCG.

This gw deck is an abomination of all that is holy.

Khaosipate strictly better

bags of dicks

guests

pros

egos

Tom Martell

Only thing to care about regarding pros ridiculing you on social media: any publicity is good publicity. They're actually doing you a favor even if they don't mean to.

Also, who couldn't tell just after one look at those beady eyed mother fuckers that guys like Martell and efro are tools?

bujcaj is a scralterm