Dies to Removal

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I see you guys are hard at work today. Wow, that sentence can be taken so many different ways...

I see you guys are hard at work today...

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I approve of Suga's new avatar. :thumbsup: Watched that last night. Seeing Miley Cyrus grind on Robin Thicke to the unamused and slightly-disgusted facial expressions of Will Smith and the like in the audience was pretty great stuff. Placing the foam finger between her legs and pretending to jizz on the audience was pretty great, too...

FUCK YOU TOP 8! Those grapes were probably sour anyway...

you suck too, BACK IN THE SUCKHOLE! http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u632/Superawesomepie/Sarlac_zpscfb1915a.jpg...

If not you, then Pendulum should get in there. ;...

Mafia is frustrating, though. I get annoyed when people don't take it seriously. And most people at some point start to experience fatigue, and then they stop posting. And scum hunting gets too hard. And the tunneling. The confirmation bias. I want to like Mafia, but I feel such love and hate for it. Your choice, friend...

Please join before the slot gets modkilled. Or before some scrub from sally gets called in. <...

Sugar water is a known remedy for attracting bees and killing off roundworms. It's not a far-fetched idea to do it to try to sweeten your peas...

Strange. I just had a conversation with a guy; he says he went to one of those roadside farmer's markets, bought some sweet peas, and upon eating them discovered they were super-sweet. So he goes back to the stand where he got them and asked the lady running it how she got them so sweet, and she tells him she adds actual sugar to the soil. On the surface the idea sounds brilliant, but with further reflection the woman's motivations are mystifying; you wouldn't think the time and additional cost of the sugar could possibly justify it just to sell them at a roadside stand for $4 a pound. She likely just sprays the ground with sugar water. And the motivations aren't all that mysterious. Good product gets hype, and I'd say her product is doing the job well. Someone is talking about an old lady's sweet peas on a magic forum, after all...

Some moves can do without feathers...

LandBoySteve was honestly the most annoying poster on MTGS but I always assumed he had some Onar thing going on so I gave him a pass Fuck that guy...

I did a lot of drugs to get over that one. I like this idea...

And I'm no stranger to the old Gutter despite never posting there...

It's no douchier than anything I ever say to any tragedy experienced in Gutter/DTR, Kaze just doesn't know me as well so it seems extra mean I've gotten used to you...

Or France...

I'm about as stable as Francium right now...

Considerable...

Maybe I should travel...

The above two posts are not related...

You guys are good guys...

I am a fan of sexual deviancy...

Marriage is a sham...

Yay for alcohol...

Fuck women...

+1 on Attack on Titan. Awesome stuff...

Holy shit holy shit holy shit! Jimmy Buffet is releasing a new album with one of the tracks titled "Too Drunk to Karaoke." My life is complete. o.o...

Niceee...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSDyTpXCAAEFW31.jpg Women always need it...

Owned...

Who's in your avatar, Checkbox? I've never looked at it long enough to care before. scumbag Ah, now I see it...

Who's in your avatar, Checkbox? I've never looked at it long enough to care before...

Belzaban has a devil set aside for me...

Why do we have flood control? Like, really...

I'm too cool for copy/paste anyways...

I typed it because I saw it while I was changing pages...

I love you more, Madding. <...

Totally almost missed it, too...