Dies to Removal

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen. i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT Now THAT is how you ragepost. Starting to type the response before you even hit the caps lock key is pretty epic. Or he was getting angrier as he kept typing Ah yes, I see. Too bad there's no uber-caps-lock key that you can hit when you're jimmies are at maximum rustle. I could utilize such a key...

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen. i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF I...

Checkbox makes a shitty post. :) I've gotten marginally better since you left. And, in a surprising turn of events, I'm no longer the shittiest poster here. What's sad is that is true. Now I'm the shittiest poster here! You're not Suga...

Sometimes I like to image that all the Blatherers are in a bar and drinking beers. I think of Pendy sitting in the corner all by himself waxing poetic, Checkbox dancing like a fuckhead on the bar, Spammy never shutting up, Scralty picking fights with anyone who wanders in and Baguy playing Pokemon. Yup, pretty much nails it. Oh, sweet fate, that my bottle remaineth empty yet my soul doth stay the same...

But you will...

andddd....I clicked the spoiler. Don't click the spoiler...

Signed that bitch...

That may be the first horror movie I've seen by choice in ten years, then...

I just saw You're Next, movie was awesome Really? The commercials made it look awful...

Or meteors...

like infidelity...

Just another day in the life of Pendulum...

@Kaze: Yeah, people keep telling me I should write a blog or something, and I probably should, but all the stories have this way of tying in together, making it difficult... some of our residents are pretty out there and they usually find a way to pull themselves into the drama storm. My favorite is probably the Mexican Travelling Sex Workers who found their way into my camp, but I tend to get a stronger reaction from the story about the time the S.W.A.T. team invaded. DETAILS ON BOTH! /bar...

It was in good humor, at least...

that was in poor taste it is a well known fact that madding's mother is dead that was very rude This explains the scent of death...

Wow the garbage in my kitchen smells like actual death You should probably make your mother leave, then...

Wouldn't that be duck dicking? I considered both. Dick ducking sounds correct due to the dick getting subjected to the duck and the dick being the main subject of the action and everything...

I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly. At this point it wouldn't make me bat an eye. We've had to develop a system of code words detailing the precise levels of shit these people get into, "carney," "donkey show," and "clusterfuck," in levels of ascension. That's actually really good mafia flavor... I read one once that was a group of telekineticists who mind-sploded the chosen victim. Although I could easily write the flavor for a campground one. Your life is more interesting than I gave you credit for. Mkay, me and you, co-modding the next game. I feel this...

Every song is singing about me. :cry...

I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever. Blondes are cunts. Trust me. Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night. It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for cheating. After the removal, to prevent reattachment, they feed said appendages to ducks . :confused2: They feed dicks. To ducks. Source: Boink , by Mary Roach Ah, the timeless ritual of Dick Ducking. A fine choice for a scorned female...

I wanna work in a campground where campers spontaneously combust randomly. That's actually really good mafia flavor.....

It's always the days I have little time that you fucks actually post...

The blatherdome is lively today...

/anher...

I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever. Blondes are cunts. Trust me. Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night. 'i love you' *cheats* that's redheads, not blonds. ._...

I don't know if you've ever checked out any of the videos I've posted by a band called "the dreadnoughts" but you should check them out. They almost make me consider apologizing to kaze for the blanket statements about Canadian musicians. Almost. Canada, bitch. We got your sea shanties and polka parties right fuckin' here. Oh god you must be sick of The Happy Wanderer. Das poop...

I don't know if you've ever checked out any of the videos I've posted by a band called "the dreadnoughts" but you should check them out. They almost make me consider apologizing to kaze for the blanket statements about Canadian musicians. Almost. Canada, bitch. We got your sea shanties and polka parties right fuckin' here...

Who is rcwraspy? They're always logged but I have no idea where they post. FoS Fos Ro Dah! For real, dude! Fans of Richard Dreyfuss The last one...

Who is rcwraspy? They're always logged but I have no idea where they post. Fo...

ride.jpg Heil Volkswagon...

Well...jail is, I guess, an acceptable excuse for inactivity in a mafia game... Just don't let it happen again. Fucker...

That just needs to leave...

Oh, wait, Nevermind...

Two people fucking clicked that shit...

Weed makes me eat which makes me the opposite of shred. Saboteur...

i'm watching jem and the holograms and doing weighted push ups. That's weird because I was just doing sit-ups. Kindred spirits. United by our love of shred. Forever our souls are intertwined...

How many men are in a run-of-the-mill bukkake machine? ask your mom OHSHITSO...

Suga is not allowed to thank or be thanked foreverhence, as he has achieved thank-stasis...

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is. Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time. The laws of Physics? I'm curious...

Scralty, pendy, watchy... You guys are as original as ABC Family...