Dies to Removal

redthirst

I eat a lot of bacon and I don't know what he's trying to say.

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If you need something else to do, Alex, I believe McDonalds is looking for someone to play the new Hamspurgler.

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It's a good thing Tymaret comes back from all that so easily.

So who else is pumped about the new Smash Bros on 3DS?

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Yup.

Btw, I dropped into the Community thread in Sally's EDH sub a few days ago, Dechs, and the guys asked about you. I didn't know what to tell them so I just said you quit posting on MTGS because you hate them.

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It's a pain in the ass, but it could be a lot worse so I'm not complaining.

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Yeah, he had coverage and admitted fault to the trooper so I don't think I'll have any issues on that front.

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Busted lip, bloody nose, and a few bruises - nothing too bad.

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So... I got hit today by some guy not paying attention. Totaled my car. Ain't that a bitch?

How's everyone else doing?

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The hot tub's hot, the wine coolers are cool... it's hammer time!

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Dechs is great.

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Happy bday LP.

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i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that. because you're lying, that makes it funny I'm ...

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If the criteria for a deck to be R/W Burn is to:

1. Play spells
2. Win
3. Piss people off

Then every goddamned deck I've ever played has been R/W Burn.

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I don't think it works that way if you're the leader. It's like going to a gym in Pokemon - nobody cares if you beat up on the random scrumpers loitering around - they're expected to go X-2-drop - but if the gym leader loses then that's a big deal.

Scralt City Gym

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I'm flattered you remembered, though, and could be bothered to take the time out of your busy schedule of doing more for this site than anyone to spurn me... especially tonight of all nights when you've got to go get ready to be a card shop hero. I hope this diversion doesn't cause you to go X-2 at ...

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i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members

Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that.

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I'd rather play the exile 3+ toughness enchantment myself if I were looking to substitute Chained in the MD - it hits pretty much the same targets (because how often are 1-2 toughness creatures getting Chained?) and allows you to switch gears to a more controlling role if needed, unlike Ride Down.

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gayest slogan ever

They must have been all out of "Frog among toads" t shirts.

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I tested 3 Chained in R/w Aggro with 4 MC, 4 Forge, 2 Temple, 10 Mountain and it always seemed like I was either getting the mana I needed and no Chained or getting Chained with either no white mana or no Mountains... The stars only aligned so that I could actually cast Chained in 1 out of about 20 ...

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I'm probably marrying this woman. Unless she's hella crazy and I haven't seen it yet, anyway.

3 things:

1. All women are hella crazy, but

2. That shouldn't concern you for obvious reasons, and

3. Marrying? Not in God's Country, nancy.

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I was always a big fan of the Weatherlight Saga, but quit really following M:tG's story lines after Apocalypse.

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Depends on how important having mana on turn one is in your particular deck - personally, I want 18-20 untapped lands that add mana of the color of my one drops in my Aggro decks.

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You think everything's the Devil!

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Mamma says Spam's so ornery because he got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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Ever thought about splashing White? I started doing it in my Aggro Red and it brings a lot to the table: Chained, Ride Down, Hoplite, and that white bear with Prowless and Lifelink is an excellent SB substitution for Eidelon against other aggressive decks.

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Going to be testing a heavy black-based Mardu Aggro pretty soon, LP - here's what I got: [deck] 4 Bloodsoaked Champion 4 Gnarled Scarhide 2 Tormented Hero 4 Pain Seer 4 Phyrexian Revoker 4 Herald of Torment 4 Butcher of the Horde 4 Thoughtseize 3 Hero's Downfall 3 Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker 4 Mana C...

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Travis Woo?

Raugh out roud.

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I believe I articulated why Red Aggro sucks some days ago, though thirst's deck looks promising.

I wouldn't put too much faith in it. You know I just threw the list together while posting and then made up some bullshit about a vague imaginary friend testing it to lend it credence, right?

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Here's something I threw together, LP, and a buddy of mine has been testing - he seems pretty impressed with the deck's ability to run over slower decks: 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Frenzied Goblin 4 Monastery Swiftspear 4 Eidelon of the Great Revel 4 Borderland Marauder 3 War-Name Aspirant 4 Goblin Rabbl...

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The fact that Junk currently has all the best Midrange Control cards is probably the incentive to play Junk.

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Amazing

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So am I the only person that likes Frenzied Goblin ? I'm pretty sure I value it over Denizen atm, if that tells you anything. Haven't tested it, but I consider repeatable Falter effects on creatures to be solid. Especially if you're combining it with something like Hammerhand to really fuck with yo...

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Glad to have confirmation. You know that damn dick-showing rule book is as thick as my cock.

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GW, have you considered cock slapping the bitch?

Right to left, of course.

Unless it's backwards in Italy? I haven't kept up with my Colonial/Imperial to Metric cock-slapping etiquette conversions since my pagent days like I should have...

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Been making the same red deck since Mirage/Tempest/5th... so it's not quite as impressive as y'all might think.

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Swiftspear is gonna be my hero in a deck playing Titans Strength With that in mind (and because I do like pump spells against Caryatid) I'm thinking the initial version of stupid cheap Sligh might be something more like: [deck] 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Frenzied Goblin 4 Monastery Swiftspear 4 Borderla...

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I do. All I'd need is the new stuff - all common/uncommon.

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Don't know... depends on what we expect the new format to look like. Right now, all I really know is that a lot of people are going to be playing 3+ color with incredibly slow/painful mana bases. The more I think about it, the more I like the deck - especially since it'll cost me like $5.00 to put t...

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You don't think 16 one drops is a bit excessive? Maybe drop a couple to increase you two drops to 4-ofs? I am a big fan of 2-3 Frenzied Goblins, though.

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Ha! Shows how much energy I've devoted to Standard Magic lately.

-4 Shock, +4 Hammerhand

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