Dies to Removal

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GoT show is shit.

H8cha.

H8cha forever.

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It's not a stereotype. A large portion of Americans believe that.

You're salty because I'm the apex of divine creation - crafted in God's own image by His own hands - while you're just the mutant by-product of retard monkeys.

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All civilized countries use the metric system.

There is only one civilized country and, no, we don't.

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But who will harvest the figs or rub exotic oils over your body or carry you to work on your palanquin?

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How many indentured servants do you own, Dechs?

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I thought Abu Dhabi was just a made-up country that Garfield mailed Nermal to until a buddy of mine moved there like 5 years ago.

Now he grows figs and dates and shit and owns like 3 families.

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Wait, are you seriously in Abu Dhabi now?

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Also it's full of Koreans. So that kind of sucks too.

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It's pretty chilly outside - I had to wear a long-sleeve shirt today. I mean, I rolled the sleeves up, but it still counts.

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Satyr Hoplite has the benefit of having a ton of synergy with all your pump spells and is always able to be cast. Not running Outburst allows me to run one less land while pretty much never having dead cards in my hand. It's also another creature that can kill a Caryatid on turn 2 with a Coordinated...

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Okay, LP, I can tell you're black now.

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I wouldn't call what I've been doing heavy playing, but the deck runs over everything I play it against regularly. The 60 main is strong, but the SB could probably use a little work.

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Come watch me play Boss sligh and chat!

http://www.twitch.tv/miamifatty305

I'm bored so y'all get on here.

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I was already aware of the great gay agenda, but I'm a bit skeptical of the other two...

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Come watch me play Boss sligh and chat!

http://www.twitch.tv/miamifatty305

Waiting fatty.

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Kait is a lying tranny

I believe everything my Lord McDonalds says.

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23 is more than most Boss Sligh is running and approximately the same number as any other Red Aggro deck before.

To me, if you're not going to run burn, you might as well run UW Heroic - you'd get better creatures and arguably better Heroic enablers that way.

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I'm not seeing what's scummy about that in the slightest. Me - I'm ready to move on to Combat. Opponent - Before Combat I'll bounce your Rabblemaster. Me - Okay then, guess I'm not ready for Combat after all so I'll recast Rabblemaster and now I'm ready for Combat. Opponent - What an asshole. :eyebr...

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Are car accidents and football the reason you don't like young whipper-snappers on your lawn too?

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Been playing this deck the last few weeks against the field and it is fucking stupid: [deck] Creatures: 23 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Akroan Crusader 4 Satyr Hoplite 4 Monastery Swiftspear 4 Foundry Street Denizen 3 Frenzied Goblin Spells: 20 4 Dragon Mantle 4 Hammerhand 3 Titan's Strength 3 Coordinated ...

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Tell us about how you can feel a storm a-brewin' because your knee aches.

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29? Be less old, grandpa.

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The important thing is not that you win, but that you piss off everyone else with your shenanigans.

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I check my privilege every day just to make sure it's still there.

Cis should put an 0/1 black friend token into play so people know he's not racist.

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Or play green and have no issue with your 3-color $20 mana base. On the other topic, I've heard of playing a deck to top XX, but I always assumed winning the whole event was still the real goal. I suppose if you had to choose between a deck that was something like a 10% favorite to win but a 80% fav...

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Amareekan swine!

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For reference, here's what I've been running: [deck] Creatures: 12 4 Seeker of the Way 4 Goblin Rabblemaster 4 Butcher of the Horde Spells: 24 3 Chained to the Rocks 4 Thoughtseize 2 Magma Jet 3 Crackling Doom 4 Mardu Charm 2 Chandra, Pyromaster 3 Sorin, Solemn Visitor 3 Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker L...

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Am I the only one who likes Mardu Charm over Outburst? Yeah, you get one less token and the tokens aren't Goblins, but they are Instant speed and First Strike, which is relevant against Boss Sligh, and the card has two other really excellent modes.

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Because the list is incredibly tight and Swiftspear is incredibly low-impact in this shell.

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I've only played Love Letter and Cards Against Humanity. Love Letter is fun when money is involved. In other news, stripping/doing porn to pay for medical school is actually a thing that happens in real life. You're just now figuring this out? Didn't think it actually happens, just something people...

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Ascension - buy stuff that cantrips and lets you trash useless junk from your deck. The goal is to get to the point where you draw through your whole deck and generate about 10 whatever is used for money every turn.

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Big fan of Feldon. Between red's discard to draw effects, artifact shenanigans, and ETB creatures I think Feldon could make a real solid Commander.

I'm thinking a significantly more consistent version of Krenko + artifact sub theme.

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I would have spread the good word sooner, but I didn't want to take the attention away from the poor, victimized pedophiles.

Won't somebody please think of the child molesters?

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I've been washed in the tangy BBQ blood of the lamb, praise God!

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I was too sick to work Friday, but then I had a McRib and was cured.

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I've had two today.

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Is Sam Adams considered local if you live in Boston?

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I was totally going to mod that too.

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EDH rewards a person's individual deck building skills. There is no real "optimal" EDH deck and no uniform EDH meta so net decking is less effective than solid deck building.

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