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DocLawless

My wife has a gluten intolerance, and we'd honestly rather just not eat at all than eat the shit gluten-free diets substitute for it. So we're trying paleo as well. So far, so good. I've learned that mashed sweet potato is an acceptable way to extend the life of ground beef.

DocLawless

So here's a thing that is happening:
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/A ... ana%2F1481

tl;dr, Random packs of Journey will contain all 15 gods.

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I wonder if there's enough tap/untap in Black to make that a thing.

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Might not be a bad idea. I've had it in my maybe pile since I started.

I've started looking at Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed as an alternative to Chainer. Or, rather, if Chainer was an alternative to Lim-Dul, Xiahou Dun is another alternative to Lim-Dul. Obviously they are two different decks.

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Pharika. I like 'em spooky. And liable to poison me.

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I'm at work today and I've literally done nothing for 5 and half hours. I actually have a weekend off for once and this day can't get over and done with fast enough. Is this how normal people experience Fridays?

Its like a race to finish all the things I need to do before I run out of fucks.

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I started with about that in targeted removal so I could cherry pick what I steal with Lim-Dul.

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I spent my whole lunch break thinking about it, and I have decided that I don't know how to build a deck predicated on the possibility that I won't draw into any of the answers that I put into the deck specifically to deal with the one thing that might happen and could be really difficult to deal wi...

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I run tutor to deal with tucking.

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Something that just occurred to me, why do you want so much redundancy for your general? Chainer is powerful, always available, and does exactly what you need. I play tons of recursion in Ghost Council because I need that. On balance I get to play fewer sac outlets. Seems to me that you should do t...

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Yeah, and the guys at my table will do it and laugh.

Balthor the Defiled is an idea, but every other deck at the table will have black and/or red creatures in their graveyards too so I'm hesitant to go that route. That leaves Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed, which isn't a bad choice at all...

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Weird, I moved into Lim-Dul the same way, by starting with a scrubby Mikaeus deck and eventually a zombie tribal. I haven't quite gotten my head around Chainer yet. He seems to be forcing me into more of a suicide black shell, just in pure theorizing. I'll need sac outlets to control the exiling eff...

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I'm working out an idea for a deck that uses a reanimator engine, and I need to minimize my reliance on cards like Animate Dead and Reanimate . 1-for-1ing or 2-for-1ing myself to animate creatures out of my own graveyard, or someone else's graveyard, isn't going to cut it, so I need ideas for repeat...

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This happened yesterday... There are four of us at the table. Oloro, Xenagos, Karametra, and me playing Ashling the Pilgrim. Xenagos is at 32 life, Karametra is at 21, I'm at 20 and Oloro is at 149. Karametra and Oloro both declare they have a win in their pocket, so the clock is officially on count...

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Are you a guard, or did you get a sentencing in your Easter basket?

Edit: Never mind, I see the word "academy".

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Happy Birthred Daythirst... I mean, Thirstbirth Redday... I mean... DAMNIT DARTH!

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We've acquired a griefer, my group and I. He cheats, he deliberately antagonizes people, and he plays the most degenerate bullshit with a total disregard for the rules we've set regarding infinite combos, excessive multiple turns, etc... You all know the type, I'm sure. We alternate between making h...

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Don't let him on your hockey team. He'll get nailed to the boards.

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I don't understand what that's ab- ALL HAIL DEER LORD

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Any time.

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Okay, yeah, sheep and cows are dumb as fuck too.

Actually, we can extend the blanket statement to encompass pretty much all herd forming grazers.

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Dumbest. Fucking. Animals. Ever.

Pretty much exist solely to be eaten.

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Double sleeves feel nice. Have you picked it up only to have a huge chunk of the middle of the stack slip and fly across the table yet? Hah! This happens until you press the air out. I like the glide, it feels a bit like a new pack of poker cards. I had a hard time handling my EDH deck until I got ...

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Double sleeves feel nice.

Have you picked it up only to have a huge chunk of the middle of the stack slip and fly across the table yet?

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Anyone ever have an issue with humidity bending your cards? Just went to put a stack of cards away and they all have a slight diagonal bend and felt a little bit damp

I do, but I live in the Midwest, where the humidity is 100% but its still not raining.

DocLawless

I have a draft voucher that I got from ordering from SCG and I'm getting another one at the end of the week because apparently I can't just order everything at once. I figured that while my interest may have suddenly gone on the wane, there's no sense in letting them go to waste. So do you guys want...

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Oh, Tappedout.net... What's it like to live in Christmasland? Ajani, Mentor of Heroes +1 to put 3 counters on Sage of Hours, double them by declaring attack with Kalonian Hydra , then activate Sage for an extra turn. Lather, rinse, repeat to infinity. That's even better than the time they said Stand...

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Dat synergy.

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Allie Brosh is a magnificent human being. My wife is her fangirl.

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Man I loved that d

Ya got me!

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I don't think he knew how to run it. Game 1 I played T1 Stromkirk Noble, T2 Ash Zealot, T3 Reckoner, and then he scooped. Game 2 he got the combo off, and I hadn't boarded because I didn't see his deck at all game 1. Game 3 I double Slaughter Games and he scoops again. I find out later that night h...

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Yeah he was.

Man I loved that deck.

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I don't think he knew how to run it. Game 1 I played T1 Stromkirk Noble, T2 Ash Zealot, T3 Reckoner, and then he scooped. Game 2 he got the combo off, and I hadn't boarded because I didn't see his deck at all game 1. Game 3 I double Slaughter Games and he scoops again. I find out later that night h...

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I don't think he knew how to run it. Game 1 I played T1 Stromkirk Noble, T2 Ash Zealot, T3 Reckoner, and then he scooped. Game 2 he got the combo off, and I hadn't boarded because I didn't see his deck at all game 1. Game 3 I double Slaughter Games and he scoops again. I find out later that night he...

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I got it to work one time against some kid running that god damned infinite combo Humanimator deck. T4 Slaughter Games targeting Angel of Glory's Rise, T5 Slaughter Games targeting Fiend Hunter, scoop. It was Christmasland. EDIT: "Got it to work" as in "played it and it won me the gam...

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And it continues the Theros block's trend of being really pretty.

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Aside from also being a sword I mean.

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So, nothing like them.

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Took a trip to dc. The monuments are much bigger than you think they are.

That's what she said.

they had a warning on the box to "ease it into your training"

That's... what she said?

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