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DarthStabber

I still can't into mtgo, except the occasional pauper. I make enough play mistakes as is, don't need misclicks adding to the problem. And commander on mtgo is fucking aweful, I didn't realize how much tabletalk contributed to the format.

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God I hate tumblr, except for all the porn tumblrs, those are just fine in my book.

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The dominance of MBC is the main reason I'm always playing burn.

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Tl;dr: Girls are groddy. </drtran>

Agreed

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Not sure how an article about a man pretending to be a woman playing Magic is a victory for the feminists, but :thumbsup: for fish and bicycles. Wow I've inadvertently fought for feminism more than I thought. I thought showing up in drag was just good for psyching out my opponent, but apparently it...

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Seems a little light on removal, if you want to play fastish "wheel combo" you are way better off with nekusar as there are more options for magnifying the pain. NIV is generally better as a control commander, playing slower Counterspell game. Its ironic given that I am playing nekusar as ...

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There's more difference than just abusing wheels. I'm intentionally not using more than a couple of wheel effects, partly because my local play group hates out comboish decks quickly, and partly because I'd rather play it as control (incendiary command, teferi's puzzle box, and molten psyche are in ...

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Made some updates, put a lot of testing in on this, and the changes have been positive. Still looking to grab a molten psyche, gilded lotus, [card]black sun's zenith[/card], and an anvil of bogardan before an event in 2 weeks.

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[Deck] //general 1 nekusar, the mindrazer //dudes 1 blightsteel colossus 1 body double 1 burnished hart 1 erebos, god of the dead 1 fate unraveler 1 hythonia the cruel 1 master of cruelties 1 master of the feasts 1 psychosis crawler 1 seizan, perverter of truth //spells 1 arcane denial 1 blasphemous...

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I have returned brothers after a long period devoted to spiritual growth/continued slow decline into madness (not sure which, but changed either way). What have I missed, and has anyone's username changed since my disappearance (always throws me)? Plus with all the gay shit that happens around here ...

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Well a pack of moths just needs a new flame, and there's no bigger flamer than me. Also I'm founding a religion that says it's probbly not true from the start. Absurd Animism! It's a cross between animism, and the philosophies of absurdism and existentialism. If the meaning of life self invented, an...

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Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary Alex, was it you I sent cards to? And if so have they arrived yet?

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okay, my head is all fuzzy, who did I send wizard tribal cards to, and have they received them?

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I love playing my nekusar deck, it's just so much fun, with group hugs that start to strangle, and a bunch of board wipes, because I have to get that card advantage back somehow. And it's self regulating. In groups that play shitty decks they beat nekusar easy, but he's a serious threat to good deck...

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Karn is one of those cards that is always a consideration. At his worst he's two terminates, but if you ever ultimate him it becomes a story worthy game. Only time I ever did it was in a three player game, and Nicol bolas was one of the removed cards. Needless to say it was a hilarious curbstomping.

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Green has atleast 3 different enchantment wipes that I could dig out of my trunk, probably more besides. Then you have a couple in white, and Larry Niven's disk in any color. But if you're just looking to break stuff a jund shattergang brother stax will get the job done, because it's jund and jund b...

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So I found the next pet card I want to try in commander: spike cannibal . Local meta is chock full of decks that make heavy use of +1/+1 counters, especially vorel of the hull clade and marath. The fact that it becomes an enormous critter is just gravy, the meat is the massive powerdown all across t...

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Is relief via anal stimulation a loop hole? Pun not intended.

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So it turns out that "semi charmed kind of life" (Third eye blind) is about crystal meth, "slide" (goo goo dolls) is about abortion, and "tutti frutti" (little Richard) is about gay anal sex. The first two are very explicit about it if you check them on you tube with ly...

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Any benzodiazipam will numb you brain real good.

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I see. In other news... weed's a helluva thang! Amirite?

Yeah it is, wish I had some spare money for it.

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They were saying redthirst and zem have been posting very little lately.

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The best thing about going crazy is there are now people who I can tell all my secrets to, and they can't tell anyone because they only live in my head.

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Pulled that trick in a draft. Then he died to a glimpse of the sun god.

battlefield thaumaturgist is pretty baller in limited, especially in blue white heroic. Launch the fleet with 6 guys for a [mana]W[/mana], nice, especially when you hit 4 heroic dudes.

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So there are a great many decks that win off of ping damage, be they anything in a nekusar deck, to a wide variety of combos, to many token based decks. [card]Urza's Armor[/card] seems a touch expensive at 6, but it holds a lot of shenanigans at bay. Saprolings bounce right off, even if they number ...

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In journey/born/theros sealed you want to be W/x, white has fantastic commons in all three sets, some of the best heroic dudes and some of the best things to target them with. Plus decent removal.

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Out [cards]witchbane orb Propaganda Counterflux Black vise[/cards] In [cards]Forbid Master of the feast Erebos, god of the dead Extinguish all hope[/cards] Forbid for counterflux seemed an obvious switch, having cards to pitch to it's buyback is often trivial, plus it's cool to say "I forbid it...

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0) I'm testing eidolon not mantle, someone else can test mantle, I don't care enough. 1.) Does this card win you the game? It can, though very unlikely on its own 2.) Does this card support a strategy that wins the game? the deck I'm sticking this in has 23 lands at the moment, and in the current e...

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I'm pretty disappointed in this clan. I basically agree with everything Madding has said, and that terrifies me. Although I also love firebreathers, but only when they're good. Dragon Mantle and the Bestow guy are unplayable trash. Stonewright filled a gap in a deck. These cards do not. Unplayable ...

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I really don't think everflame is a good card. I'm not interested in paying mana to give a creature an ability for me to pay mana. It's not anywhere close to stonewright. My willingness to try everflame in standard is based solely on how often I will be facing boardwipes, because post verdict/anger...

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I am interested in testing both, but having a fire breather post verdict seems like a great way to ensure games close out in your favor. I'm running a fairly low curve, but I really want to use some bestow to get around boardwipes, and the "effective haste" is really nice. Of course I have...

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I'm not Emily's biggest fan, I understand the reason for not including her, but in this particular application the pros outweigh the con's. The problems are that she is a very high variance, and she is practically gift wrapping an additional CA if they are running verdict, drown, or anger. In a grou...

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Mr. Ross was right about one thing, city of brass didn't see a whole lot play during it's last go around in standard, mostly because standard had painlands, terramorphic expanse, and either shocklands or vivid lands + reflecting pool and tribal lands at the time. Where he's wrong is that aggro decks...

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I wish I was a good enough player to write articles, or slightly worse so I could write casual articles. I suppose play skill isn't the end all be all, I can write a 4 page rant easily enough and often enough if we want quantity over quality. Thanks to a minor in political science I can spin one min...

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What about erebos, god of the dead over phyrexian arena? It requires activation and costs, but you get a lot more out of that slot, including a big indestructible beater and you neuter life gain, which depending on your play group could be a ton of virtual damage.

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[quote="[url=http://diestoremoval.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=221476#p221476:g1xmi531]Wraith223 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:29 pm[/url:g1xmi531]":g1xmi531]Suggestions for more wrath/board wipe spells- [card:g1xmi531]Plague Wind[/card:g1xmi531], [card:g1xmi531]Virtue's Ruin[/card:g1xmi531] (Fuck yo...

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I just really hate burning tree emissary in RDW, most of the time I play it I am just giving my opponent more CA for their board wipes. It does offer some explosivity, and it's by no means a bad card, but I would rather have ash zealot and they are kind of a nonbo when taken together. That being sai...

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First pass [Deck] dudes 4 rakdos cackler 4 satyr hoplite 4 mogis's warhound 4 ash zealot 2 firefist striker 2 everflame eidolon 4 prophetic flamespeaker 2 fanatic of mogis Spells 4 lightning strike 4 titan's strength 3 rouse the mob Lands 2 mutavault 21 mountain Sideboard 3 boros reckoner 1 mountain...

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Seismic stomp has been in and out of the board, mostly based on likelihood of seeing master of waves. Legion loyalist is interesting, I may pick it up, if for no other reason than it is an excellent card for my local casual metagame (people are getting tired of goblin guide at the kitchen table, and...

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If I am homosexual and miserable, can I really be called gay?

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