Dies to Removal

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Going white, been good all block, is good in this set. Played white in theros and born, so may as well complete the pattern.

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Company bowling tourney got a little rowdy yesterday. Turned into cocaine, hash and strip club after party. My girlfriend picked me up at 3 am. Gooood Friday my niggas.

Sounds like an interesting company if that's the company bowling tourney.

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I was considering act of treason for sideboard before, but with strive it becomes more interesting.

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I just applied for a job at the drycleaning place near my apartment, so now I need my suit drycleaned. Do I take my suit that smells like whiskey and pot smoke to them, or do I find another cleaners?

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America, where you cook bacon and bake cookies

That's not just america, that's baked in to the english language (pun not intended, but amusing).

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My current thought [Deck] Critters 4 firedrinker satyr 4 satyr hoplite 4 mogis's warhound 4 eidolon of the great revel 4 everflame eidolon 4 flamespeaker prophet 2 fanatic of mogis Spells 4 lightning strike 4 searing blood 4 titan's strength Land 22 mountain [/deck] My other thought is -4 everflame ...

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You're all going to hell.
Wisconsin?
Michigan. Detroit, specifically.

There is a Hell, Minnesota.

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Hell for the company, heaven for the climate.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus? He was hung like this *arms extended in crucifixion pose" What's jesus's least favorite Olympic event? Swimming, the water goes right through his hands. Why are gay marriage and pot legalization are happening at the same time? If a man lies with a man as he lie...

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Dumbest. Fucking. Animals. Ever. Pretty much exist solely to be eaten. FALSE!!! Sheep are dumber yet, seriously, I grew up a farmboy, this is a fact I have learned the hard way. Sheep farmers have to take into account for a few of them trampling each other to death even in large enclosures with a r...

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I've smelled happy before, and I'm here to tell you it smells nothing like armpit. Actually if you are in a relationship the smell of your SO's BO causes your brain to release all sorts of happy chemicals. Even if you aren't the pheromones of the gender you are attracted to will be most strongly pr...

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Anyone ever have an issue with humidity bending your cards? Just went to put a stack of cards away and they all have a slight diagonal bend and felt a little bit damp :/ Stack you cards like this ()()()()()()()()(), then put something heavy on top of the pile. It won't take out all the curve, but i...

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His opponents are already going to have more cards than they know what to do with. ^This^, so much this. I've played the deck a lot lately and the winning game plan is usually stuff their deck into their hand and boardwipe every couple of turns. Swinging with "utility creatures" actually ...

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It's not a high priority card, it just seemed like the drawback was perfect for the deck. He is one of several howling mine effects I'm running and the right way to play this deck is to basically ignore the concept of card advantage because it gives everyone a ton of cards and just focus on knowing ...

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Dictate of the Gods Question -

Does that mean that ANY source deals double damage? IE: My Pheonix now deals 4 dmg, Stormbreath deals 8 dmg and my spell do double? And this also means all my opponents things are doing double damage correct?

Yes to all.

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Master of Feasts seems really bad here.

How so? His drawback pushes forward my wincons, and he's undercosted flying fat. Am I missing something?

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Now I'm just convinced that someone in R&D just hates Storm in Modern...

According to his podcast, tumblr, and articles MaRo would be one of said haters. Yeah, I read nearly everything he writes, he's a hard guy to not like.

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Current thought for block constructed, nothing fancy, just basic RDW trying not to be AIR. I'm not particularly interested in building heavily around heroic, the titan's strengths and warhounds are to support flamespeaker (I am honestly happy with either cards or just a big mess of damage from it), ...

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Bigger Ethersworn Canonist! http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad150/endlessupkeep/Born%20Previews/eidolonofrhetoric_zps532f9193.jpg FALSE!!! Ethersworn has 2 power and it's symetry is easier to break. As a 1/4 with an ability that's harder to work around it's usage is night and day different. I do...

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So we have creatures as auras and creatures as pump spells, and with purphoros they're burn spells too. How exactly do enchantment creatures work with Purphoros? When you bestow them, they're auras. When they fall off a creature, they become a creature, but are they entering the battlefield? Sadly ...

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So we have creatures as auras and creatures as pump spells, and with purphoros they're burn spells too.

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If mogis's warhound doesn't hit this standard he will be a fine 2 drop choice post rotation.

When rotation hits we lose:
[cards]Ash zealot
Burning tree emissary
Firefist striker
Gore-house chainwalker
Young pyromancer
Spiked jester
Rakdos shred-freak[/cards]

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Current journey into nyx interest list:
[cards]Keranos, god of storms
Temple of epiphany
Extinguish all hope
Master of feasts
Silence the believers
Dictate of kruphix[/cards]

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Is an off-color Ophidian bad right now? Only time will tell. It isn't Ophidian. You don't draw the card, you have to use it that turn. Yeah, that's red's version of card draw. Red can't get proper draw for color pie reasons, but sometimes they need an effect like card draw and this is one of the be...

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Happy spirit journey formation anniversary windstrider!

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I just reread keranos, it made me sad

It only works on your turn, you don't get the effect from instant draw effects.

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How's about setessan tactics? I'm not 100% sure what shell it goes in, but that is some serious removal in green. I was nervous about strive, but this card has some real potential, especially as an instant speed mass removal spell.

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no equipment is going to compare favorably with them.

[card]umezawa's jitte[/card] and batterskull say "what's up".

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Wait.. I don't post?

Obviously not, it only seems like it.

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So I'm playing a commander game waiting for a draft to start. My nekusar v heliod v brimaz v ????(naya tokens). My only non-land permanent is an astral cornucopia with one counter. The heliod player has heliod (not a creature), witchbane orb, and a magus of the disk (untapped with a mana open). The ...

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Happy spirit journey formation anniversary Z!

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This is the most appropriate thread title yet.

The word "slight" throws it off.

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why is this thread title what it is

Don't know, just roll with it.

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I just jizzed a little.
That's because you jerk it too much. Let your reserves build up and you can jizz a lot.
I've got plenty of reserves.

And I'm not cleaning up my mess. I want everyone to know.

Cleaning up the mess is half the fun!

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I just jizzed a little.

That's because you jerk it too much. Let your reserves build up and you can jizz a lot.

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Dresden strikes me as red mage. He's remarkably unselfinterested, so black is out. He chafes under authority so no white. He operates on instinct too much for blue. He is starting to seem a bit more green lately especially since picking up the mantle of the winter knight . Most of his best spell eff...

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HOLY SHIT. Laughing so hard right now. In Dresden book five, Death Masks. "Phone calls cost more than that now." "Yeah. I know." I was on a train when I was reading that part. I laughed so hard I shot soda out my nose, and the rest of the train's passengers looked at me like I w...

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So I started playing apocalypse world with some friends last night, how's this for a character description:
2 parts kaylee of firefly
1 part ed of cowboy bebop
And a splash of blanche from golden girls for voice?

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So toxic deluge is now my favorite mass removal spell ever. It does all the things, and the ability to leave your biggest dude alive in some circumstances is fantastic. I just hope it never hits standard, that seems like a nightmare.

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