Dies to Removal

Do you want some FoS in you?

I don't think anyone really has a choice in the matter.

Another year has passed raspy. Happy birthday.

I'm here to talk about your meds

As am I...

That cube sounds horrid

It wasn't. It was actually very fun. Something I'm sure you're unfamiliar with.

I got to cube draft this last Sunday. The cube consisted of cards from 1993-1994. I drafted a BG deck that topped out with Sengir Vampire. Took me back to when I first started playing MTG.

Get it? It's because that's Dr. Strange and... oh fuck it.

That was bad and you should feel bad.

Get it? It's because that's Dr. Strange and... oh fuck it.

Ahem



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Fuck bananas.




Wait...

Found a new card shop that's closer to my house than where I used to go. As an added bonus, it isn't dirty and doesn't smell like BO. Oh, and better parking.

Gp san jose about to start. Will post siege Rhino mat later.

What kind of deck did you end up making?

When someone asks you if you're a rhino, you say "YES"!

Old Man of the Sea

Probably the most sexually suggestive card in the game.

What did she do to you?

Old man is clearly raping that dude's face.

More importantly, what didn't she do to me?

Old Man of the Sea

Probably the most sexually suggestive card in the game.

DtR = Dies to Rhino

Littering and... littering and... littering and siegin' the rhino.

In other news, I managed to get fired from my job and rehired in less than 24 hours. However, I had to go to another department. It's easier work and less stress now, but I hardly get time to bullshit on my phone.

WTF happened there?

Brutal Hordechief is screaming at me to put him in a deck.

and your deck is screaming at you to take him back out

I'm being nostalgic about Hellrider.

Brutal Hordechief is screaming at me to put him in a deck.

Maybe you could do something cool with Tymaret, Hordeling Outburst, Murderous Cut and the new RB Dragon?

I've actually been thinking a lot about BR. I would love to see Tymaret find a spot in a deck this season. Also, already pre-ordered the RB dragon.

Hey Z. In your opinion, is Mono Red at all viable in this Standard?

Or am I?

Making fun of developmentally disabled people. Keeping it classy. Nothing but the finest in FoS.

There is nothing to siege but siege itself.

A Prayer for Rhino Siegy

The Rhino Also Sieges

A Siegecar Named Rhino

One Sieged over the Rhino's Nest

The Old Rhino and the Siege

To Kill a Siegingbird

Way out west there was this rhino... rhino I wanna tell ya about. Rhino by the name of Siege Rhino. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Rhino, he called himself "The Rhino". Now, "Rhino" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about The Rhino that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Tarkir the "Plane Of Rhinos." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Dominaria, and I ain't never been to Zendikar. And I ain't never seen no Sorceress Queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Tarkir, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in Ravnican, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Heliod gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 4200's - just about the time of our conflict with Volrath and the Rathians. I only mention it because sometimes there's a rhino... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a rhino. And I'm talkin' about The Rhino here. Sometimes, there's a rhino, well, he's the rhino for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's The Rhino, in Tarkir. And even if he's a lazy rhino - and The Rhino was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in the entire plane of Tarkir, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest in the multiverse. But sometimes there's a rhino, sometimes, there's a rhino. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, siegin on gin and juice
Laid back (with my mind on my rhino and my rhino on my mind)

Sieging aint shit but rhinos and tricks

Doubtful

From Rhino With Love

You Only Siege Twice

Rhinos are Forever

Siege the day

The Rhino Who Sieged Too Much

Siege by Siegewest

Directed by Alfred Rhinocock