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You forgot the part where there's fricking lazers strapped to my head.

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You do see this is weed he's doing time about?

Yeah, it's just weed.. which is why it kind of begs the question why this guy would risk life in prison, and away from his kids/parents/loved ones apparently, to be a driver for a drug deal.

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Went with #3 and just notified my printer. Now lets hope I can make it on camera to rep the squad!

If all else fails, just start punching people so you show up on the nightly news.

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Like what?

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My favorite is the part where he segues flawlessly from "got caught driving to a drug deal that was really a sting operation" into "my dad is a good man." I kind of want to email this guy just to tell him "Hey, I don't know if you're dad is a 'good man' or not, but he's defi...

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Have you considered any kind of ramp? I'd throw at least my Sol Ring in it. :p For fixing, there's Evolution Charm , but since you have no creatures IDK if you'd like it. I mostly use it for the land in every deck that I run it in, though. Nice idea. ^_^ Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, he's got creatures.....

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Lol, the spam from change.org is always a laugh riot. My father Jeff Mizanskey has been in prison for 20 years and has no possibility of parole. For non-violent, marijuana-only offenses, my father has been sentenced to die in prison because of a "three strikes" mandatory sentencing policy ...

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I probably wouldn't play it. There are enough people playing Acquire and Beacon of Unrest in EDH specifically to punish big-ass artifacts that it seems like it would too often become a gratuitous liability.

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Ever since Vedalken Shackles was a deck, I've loved me some durdling. There's just something about sitting around, awkwardly glancing around the room, and doing mostly irrelevant things while your opponent tries his best to do things that are also mostly irrelevant that just warms my masochistic hea...

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Journey into Nyx comes out in May, should be seeing spoilers around mid-April... that is, unless that persistent rumor about Wizards revamping the spoiler schedule is true, in which case who knows?

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#thanksObama

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Realistically, it's the best of all worlds. The site finally gets to die, the mod club gets another private chat forum/lifeboat, and the lame duck administration gets to pretend that it's because of the new forums instead of their blatant mismanagement. Win-win!

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Dingoes, Crocodiles and boars are the only thing you would generally want to shoot. But again, people have pigging dogs who can fight hard against other creatures. Kangaroos wont try anything with you unless you try to fuck with them, but if they attack you its likely you will be killed. Lol. The w...

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By the way, the weather sucks here. I'm not generally the type of person to get involved in internet pissing contests, but when I look out my window (or rather, the top 1/3 of my window 'cuz the rest is blocked with snow), I can't help but feel Atlanta doesn't have much of a leg to stand on, weather...

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Bear with me guys, the IP ban makes it really difficult to properly quote. Since no one's jumped on this one in the last 15 days, I figure it's time to clear the air a bit. Poor Dutch253 is still getting redirects, and so on Feb. 6th, 2 days post-transition, molester decides to come in and say his p...

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God, that was way too serious a post, wasn't it? Have some squee.

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Not to mention, any money they make on the thing is funnelled right back into other, non-MTGO projects, and not necessarily even Magic-based projects.

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I mean $18,000 off attendance for a virtual tournament What's the profit margin on this shit? Nobody knows. The going belief is that even Hasbro isn't sure. The whole system is so mired in cross-outflux payments (for server space, updates to keep people's computers from crashing while they're playi...

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Apparently the gloves have come off in Venezuela And to think, it all started because a relatively innocent public service venue was purchased by a larger, unpopular corporation, who lost no time in backing the more fascist policies of their even more unpopular employee decisions, eventually squelc...

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Oh, wait, no, there's also the superpower where you can turn your underwear into guns and/or swords.
...man, I wish that were real.

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I just watched a video on "Top 10 anime Powers we wish were real" It included: - Death Note - Code Geass - Elfen Lied - Akira The fuck is wrong with Japanese people. :fixed: Seriously, name one anime ability that doesn't involve something that could destroy the world. The only one I can t...

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I'm pretty sure the whole design of the blather threads is so we can read other people ragin' it up over stuff like video games.

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Regardless, one of the better non-Baguy VGC rants I've read.

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capscom lock mad?
crapcoms lock mad?
crapscom lock mad?

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I probably was not, am not, and will not be wanted as a staff member, for a gamut of reasons; perhaps the amount of "do not want" is comparable to how much I don't want to be one, also for a gamut of reasons. I realize it's pretty stupid of me to even ask this, but what the hell is she ev...

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eloquent as always

I think you mean "always."

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In many cultures, self-leg-death-beatings are considered a compliment or term of endearment.

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Oh, it was hentai.

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@khaos: sadly, the site is defunct as of this time.

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Also, an answer so good I thanked it twice. Thanks man.

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The lesson is, never try.

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Considering some of the stuff I've seen happen/done to couches, you'd think they should really be the most disposable piece of furniture you own.

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Like, we do red deck theory and a bit of other stuff REALLY fucking well, but we're so limited that I wouldn't call DTR a good forum either. If we could find some more similarly passionate users to help populate the subforums, then I feel that we would be in a position to say that we're a "goo...

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I dunno, I don't mind Ikea. It's not built to last but who wants to have the same couch for 20 years anyways?

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Just want to say, thanks for the videos man. Your voice is great for the medium, and the conversational tone you and the others use is not only great to listen to but has kept me from getting in trouble when I'm caught watching them at work. Keep it up!

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Random question, anybody here feeling philanthropic enough to give me a quick rundown of the plotline of Disney's Frozen?

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>Watches Joe Lossett's stream for the first time in months >Everyone is DC'ing from the daily >Mod says to give them a moment while they sort out lag and this is why I would rather play hearthstone Hearthstone > MTGO hell Dog Shit > MTGO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM1EGz-XHyY

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Well, and no writer for Magic is, you know, an actual journalist; your average parish priest blows them away in time and resources, it's not like you can expect great works of literature. No offence meant to Z or any Magic writer, they do great work IMMHO for what they get paid, but you really can't...

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'Tis a rare blatherday indeed when you can walk into the thread only to find 'Scralty has nerdgasmed on everything.

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Sorry, they already did that in 2012.

To be fair, we were all the time turning people into newts and shit back then.

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Um, walls?