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You are not allowed to change those yet.

Tough, but fair.

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In other news, my fantasy football team matchup is boiling down to Hakeem Knicks (me) vs Eli Manning (opponent). Two interceptions by Eli so far! Yeah! Go Imaginary Football Team!

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We got the surprise return of kpaca, the origin story of baguy, a solid slapfight between yannus and kaze, and more excitement surely to come! also a slapfight between slammu harkius the unhallowed and me Cool! Now I even have a title! Quick! Someone teach me how to change my username! or my custom...

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We got the surprise return of kpaca, the origin story of baguy, a solid slapfight between yannus and kaze, and more excitement surely to come!
also a slapfight betweenslammu harkius the unhallowed and me

Cool! Now I even have a title!

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Baguy, school me on Pokemon

fire isnt the best type

Psychic is the best type.

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if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont spell very well but no one takes time to point it out unassholishly. ...

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[quote=" iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:46 pm ": 3nidzejb] if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont...

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[quote=" iamabadman » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:37 pm ": 37f9pm8u]if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont ...

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if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont spell very well but no one takes time to point it out unassholishly. ...

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if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont spell very well but no one takes time to point it out unassholishly. ...

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if the handicapped wanna be treated like everyone else then they should take abuse like everyone else. i get called fat because i was born larger then everyone else but on one comes to my aid. people call me stupid because i dont spell very well but no one takes time to point it out unassholishly. ...

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what if.... we just ban slammu.

Not that you need an especially good reason, but...why?

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I'm the staff member who is in charge of overseeing badman posts. I sincerely apologize if any of them offended you. it's just not badman , but checkbox and slammu , sometimes rezombad . it seems like forum policy honestly As a former person who took things too seriously, Onar, I have a piece of ad...

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I'm like one of these cartoon villains that spends the end of the episode ranting about how my masterfully crafted plans failed again due to to the incompetence of my henchmen and why can't I ever find competent people, etc...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Had to log in to thank this. Classic.

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MTGS isn't something that can be toppled, we just highlight the retarded shit the mods do And just because badman and checkbox give you a hard time doesn't mean the other heap of members are unreasonable well Slamuu is a complete idiot , Jones a mafia psycho , Kijin rarely posts , Kait is a paid po...

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I just checked and I have never thanked one of your posts so I need to rectify that so say something witty SAPH : All you guys are below me in IQ and I agree with Saph's statement Hey guize! It finally makes sense! It's not that Onar doesn't understand jokes because language barrier. Onar's just to...

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tl;dr some people were arguing about migraines, some people were arguing about Russia's ranking as a superpower.

nobody won.

Wasn't arguing. Was mocking Putin's little police state.

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And you're not? You're the one claiming that food is making your brain hurt. That's like saying the color blue gives you a nosebleed. I'm the one claiming that a food additive MIGHT be causing my migraine disorder. Could be that, could be just a coincidence. nyou don't put the color blue into your ...

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IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU! 8 years in jail if you violate so welcome to Magadan Siberia Redneck rezombad Spam : well you never read Agatha Christie ? are you guys seriously that bad at piracy seriously : number #2 in world after China well the US and parts of the middle east and Africa are ...

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Food triggers are not clinically proven. Actually, there's a biological reason to believe that MSG might do it. Your brain has thousands of neurons that are gated to glutamine, and glutamate (the G in MSG), can easily be turned into that. You'd have to eat three pounds of MSG, but...really, who fuc...

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Users browsing this forum: ExarionUniverse1, Sir Sapphire the 3rd, Slammu, Spambolic and 2 guests

We need all S named users here. ExarionUniverse, you're now SexarionUniverse.

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IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU! 8 years in jail if you violate so welcome to Magadan Siberia Redneck rezombad Spam : well you never read Agatha Christie ? are you guys seriously that bad at piracy seriously : number #2 in world after China well the US and parts of the middle east and Africa are ...

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IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU! 8 years in jail if you violate so welcome to Magadan Siberia Redneck rezombad Spam : well you never read Agatha Christie ? are you guys seriously that bad at piracy seriously : number #2 in world after China well the US and parts of the middle east and Africa are ...

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IN RUSSIA, COPYRIGHT VIOLATES YOU! 8 years in jail if you violate so welcome to Magadan Siberia Redneck rezombad Spam : well you never read Agatha Christie ? are you guys seriously that bad at piracy nseriously : number #2 in world after China I was going to say this. Any time I want to steal stuff...

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Oh, hey, Slammy you know your way around Latin prefixes and such, you have any idea what the correct term for someone who only enjoys sex with multiple partners is? I've been trying to ponder that out for a while now and I'm just stumped; closest I could thing of is "amonogamous" but that...

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Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan. Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!? Quick! Pretend that you're that guy who ripped off his manhood and thre...

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I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.
Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.
Don't confuse the poor boy, Slammu!

Why not?

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Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities" Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/ Don't though [/quote: 3309y4bu] You're sending some mixed messages here.. This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad. Why, rezombad? WHY...

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first
post 2. hilarious fail.
You'd think it'd be a win though 'cuz it was done hipster ironic.

I like to imagine it was an accident, and that he was trying to be first.

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But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.[/ quote] One of those...

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Someone should ban Checkbox.
still catching up on this thread, but you can go get fucked

Classic Chequebox.

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i just pissed in an empty beer bottle because i couldn't hold it while my roommate jerked off in the bathroom. apparently humans can piss more than 12oz and i had to stop early. now i feel constipated in my dick

next time, use a gatorade bottle. if you fill it up, see a doctor.

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my greatest fear in life is that when the world finds out what is actually going into these chicken nuggets, i won't care at all

According to Michael Pollan, there are like 38 ingredients, and 23 of them come from corn. TMYK!

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I've been waiting in the Wendy's drive through for so long I caught up on DTR

I hope that it was worth the read.

Spoiler: It wasn't. Too much about me, not enough blather.

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Awwww.

Thank you.

HAHAHAHA. In that moment of revelry, there was no one here but you.

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I mean is it just that you guys view me as some super-serious nerd hunched over his computer combing the site for drama? I like to think that I blather rather freely with a jolliness, I made the Free Harkius thread because it seemed lulzy, is that not coming through clearly? It's actually a big con...

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Also someone just got rebanned

Not to complain or anything, but I still seem to be here....

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slow poke is best poke

This thread needs more laffs, and less drama.

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This would have been a great ending to the last thread.

Man has a point!

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I think he's falling asleep now. It's gone silent...

Or he fell on the pillow and suffocated. You should go check.

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