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by Calamity
Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:37 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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When I got back from my first year of college my mom found a free condom they gave to all the people that went to the Student Activities Fair (it came in this bag of pamphlets and stuff) and acted like she discovered my plot to kill the president or something.

My dad was cool about it though, when I left for college he was like 'Sex is really fun and you should wait until marriage but if you don't wait be smart about it'.
by Calamity
Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:17 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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Commented on the article. Anything to help a redbro out.

also the quip about selesnya was funny. No matter what I can't convince the local players that GW aggro is linear and bad and my (well, your) deck is non linear and skill intensive.

Oh well, it'll keep red cards cheap
by Calamity
Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

As a red player, Street Fighter player, and drinker of Heineken I approve of that shirt Photo
by Calamity
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:32 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

They're secret MTGS agents stealing your content obv
by Calamity
Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:26 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Man I'm excited for the article
by Calamity
Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:28 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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Happy birthday Valdarith

man november is a good month for birthdays around here
by Calamity
Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:28 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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What the fuck happened while I was gone today?

I went to a Theros draft, went 2-1 but got third to last in tiebreakers because both of the people I beat one a game each. We Rochestered the rares and I got a foil magma jet so it was worth it. That thing is beautiful
by Calamity
Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:06 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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I like the feature. It only annoys me occasionally
by Calamity
Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:40 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I never understood the stereotype that the French are cowards/bad at war or whatever. For one they had the era of Napoleon (i know he wasn't French but still).

They also kicked all sorts of ass in WWI, and showed the Americans how to fight. They rolled over in WWII because WWI killed an entire generation of French men because most of WWI was fought on their soil, at least on the western front.

For reference I'm American and hate British culture for some reason, I'm not really sure why.
by Calamity
Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:47 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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My roommate got me a bottle of whiskey called Sinfire for my birthday.

It's perfect
by Calamity
Wed Nov 06, 2013 4:48 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Thanks for the Birthday wishes redbros

and I'm glad things are starting to look up for you warwizard, though it's unfortunate you have to go through it.
by Calamity
Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Also, someone explain to me the allure of white aggro. The deck is literally nothing but vanilla dudes and cards that protect your dudes. Pretty sure Boros Charm is the only card in that deck that makes you make decisions.
You answered your own question
by Calamity
Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:58 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

That would be the most unfortunate genetic mutation ever
by Calamity
Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:49 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I'm a whiskey and beer man, though I can't say I've ever had super high quality brews of either yet, being in college and all.

Though I had a Dogfish Head beer once, that was great
by Calamity
Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:18 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I'm Grixis personality wise and an INTJ for MBTI.

Also fuck yeah Maiden. :jam: :jam:
by Calamity
Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:55 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Kickass
by Calamity
Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:37 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I keep my poker face on during play, but will chat before/after the round to be polite if they talk first.
by Calamity
Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:19 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I need to catch up on Standard again.

PyroRed is the de facto official deck, yes?
It seems to be, but it's too slow for my tastes. My local meta is ruled by esper whether it's good or not, and no one wants to play aggressively, which pays off dividends for me (since most people don't even have sufficient sideboard material for aggro).
I can count the number of times I've lost to esper on one hand and they were all getting mana screwed/flooded.
by Calamity
Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:42 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

So, the artist for (basically) everyone's favorite Mountain (as well as my second favorite Island art and Plains), Veronique Meignaud is a honest-to-gods natural redhead.

I'm in love.

Image

For those of you who are also video gamers, and have played Dishonored, Veronique is also the RL artist behind Delilah's paintings in the Brigmore Witches DLC.
Guess i have to get Dishonored now
by Calamity
Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:41 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Valakut. It turns the best card in magic (mountain) into the second best one (lightning bolt)
by Calamity
Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:58 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I'm just glad i have people that love mountains as much as me
by Calamity
Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Zen full art mountain 244 forever baby
by Calamity
Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:38 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

'Red pyromancer may be a thing'

Damn right
by Calamity
Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:55 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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Yeah, it's better to have a deck that sticks to a plan. Pyrored wants spells for young P money, and devotion wants permanents
by Calamity
Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Man it seems like I only get fucked by variance when tickets are on the line. Queued up for an 8-Man and played against black splashing U for something...the only U i saw was on nightveil....

Anyway I roll him game one, game two i have to mull to 5 'cause i had two one landers with no one drops, and then game 3 I had to mull two hands without lands and the only land I drew all game was mutavault.
by Calamity
Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:58 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Damn I need those warleader's helixes
by Calamity
Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:38 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Man...I absolutely detest getting sick. Some gut bug grabbed me and completely turned me into its bitch...ugh. About this time last night I woke from passing out in the living room and actually considered going to the ER...I had a rhythmic "whooshing" in my ears that was likely being caused by a serious blood pressure spike, my hand joints felt like they were full of glass (inflammatory chemistry in our bodies can do that when fighting to kill off a bug) and I felt like my head was afire. Scary shit, I am here to tell you.

I got up at 0530 to get my kids up and moving for school; went back to bed at 0630 figuring I'd catch just a little more sleep as I was feeling marginally better though still battling a headache. Next thing I remember was waking and
looking at the clock: Damn-near 2PM!! I felt like a bear trying to come out of hibernation and my dogs were having an absolute fit because they were still crated. I can do without any more such experiences, thank you very much. :sweat:

On the MtG front, I've been pretty much just theorycrafting and living vicariously through others--I'm thinking at this point I'm going to write Sally off for good. After looking at a number of "Competitive" threads over there today, I recognized the repeating pattern: Person starts a reasonably decent topic, a few people try to carry on a productive conversation, then a flock of scrubs with the combined brainpower of a paramecium descend and utterly derail all meaningful conversation with total-horseshit-my-mind-is-made-up-don't-confuse-me-with-facts-because-this-guy-did-this-at-this-FNM comments and then perist in arguing their pet theories as though they are
somehow lifechanging. It's utterly frustrating, and as Helios observed, I feel like I'm leaving pieces of my life wasted and unrecoverable every time I pull up a thread over there. It seriously punctuates the impact this clan has had on me...I am far from a talented player, but my understanding of the game has grown exponentially over our year together. You people rock, plain and simple.

I'm also dealing with a bit of melancholy tonight...the marching band competitive season is drawing to a close, and I feel that keen sense of loss that accompanies the end of such shared experiences. These kids and parents are such fantastic, dedicated and enthusiastic people...I'm going to very much miss spending time with them and seeing the band take its dreams into reality as a single, focused entity.

For any of you who are interested to see what I've been blathering on about over these past weeks, the following is one of the best performances of "What If?" by the Jaguar Pride. All parental bias
aside, take a look at this and realize that this is not a pro-level band but rather a bunch of teenagers who've practiced together two nights a week who are generating this level of drama and emotion...it is truly awe-inspiring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY5L_FY8H48
As a former high school band geek (currently college band geek) that video brings back memories of competitions...

I didn't watch the whole vid but they sounded (and looked) pretty good, especially for a high school band.
by Calamity
Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:11 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I like classical and metal get at me bros
by Calamity
Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:10 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I was talking with a local esper control player and he disagreed with me that Chandra, Pyromaster is the best card in the format

I 2-0'd him first round of FNM with Chandra in pyroboros and it wasn't close. He was pretty mad.
by Calamity
Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

got the grixis commander precon preorderd at my LGS for MSRP

Fuck yeah
by Calamity
Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

holy fuck baleful strix is in the grixis one....

It's real tempting to buy it just for that

Wait holy shit its the one that has the 40 dollar portal card in it!
by Calamity
Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Watching Breaking Bad. Shoutout to Khaos for motivating me.
Breaking Bad is godlike
by Calamity
Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

latin is fuckin baller

Cogito ergo combustio bitches

EDIT: Just realized combustio is a noun and i'm bad gotta think of something else

EDIT2: Okay here's a better one: Cogito ergo ardeo

where ardeo simultaneously means burn, love, rage, be in a turmoil, AND (just for Alex) sparkle/glow

it's perfect
by Calamity
Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:44 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I got neutral too

though i think the test is supposed to be for DnD characters, so that might mess up the results for real people
by Calamity
Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:07 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Counterburn is always fun.

Could have counter flux out of the board for revelation decks, though control is pretty bad right now
by Calamity
Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:02 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Breakdown of Tier 3/4 by personality.

LAWFUL GOOD: Photodyer
NEUTRAL GOOD: Windstrider/Fate/Nuwen
CHAOTIC GOOD: Yarpus

LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Johnny Spike/Helios/Sasky
TRUE NEUTRAL: Hamfactorial
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Khaospawn

LAWFUL EVIL: LP, of the Fires
NEUTRAL EVIL: Alex
CHAOTIC EVIL: Redthirst

Yarpus wins for being the most like Luffy.
Did i get demoted or something?
LAWFUL ALWAYS BITCHIN ABOUT
SOMETHING: Calamity
I'm no expert but i think you made that up
by Calamity
Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:54 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Breakdown of Tier 3/4 by personality.

LAWFUL GOOD: Photodyer
NEUTRAL GOOD: Windstrider/Fate/Nuwen
CHAOTIC GOOD: Yarpus

LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Johnny Spike/Helios/Sasky
TRUE NEUTRAL: Hamfactorial
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Khaospawn

LAWFUL EVIL: LP, of the Fires
NEUTRAL EVIL: Alex
CHAOTIC EVIL: Redthirst

Yarpus wins for being the most like Luffy.
Did i get demoted or something?
by Calamity
Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:32 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

I was only speaking theoretically. I play against people that say they're playing control but it always seems like I"M the one in control
by Calamity
Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:21 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

Zeman I just realized we like the same kinds of decks. Everything I've ever played and done well with you brewed (and I stole).

The only form of control I'd ever play is UB, and if for some reason pyrored becomes bad that's what I'd play
by Calamity
Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:01 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8585610

damn Z's brewing up a storm tonight

I've thought about trying builds other than pyrored/pyroboros (though probably without YP and reckoner instead so i guess it's a midrangey boros?) but I can't stop playing this damn deck it's just perfect for me

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