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by DarthStabber
Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:50 pm
Forum: Aggro
Topic: Red Deck Wins
Replies: 657
Views: 143022

Don't get me wrong, I like vexing devil, I just realize he's not good. Same way I like browbeat and [card)molten influence[/card] but realize those aren't good either.
by DarthStabber
Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:44 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Inb4 Z on why GW agro is a terrible archetype. Not saying you're wrong, but I live in the "show-me state", i'm going to need to ask why. I'll freely admit that mana is kinda shaky, and the dryad militant is loose choice (it's either her, judge's familiar, or less one drops), but it seems ...
by DarthStabber
Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:33 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

So pretending I had the money, what's the thought on this mix [Deck] 4 soldier of the pantheon 4 experiment one 4 dryad militant 4 fleecemane lion 4 voice of resurgence 4 boon satyr 4 loxodon smiter 2 deadbridge goliath 4 selesnya charm 4 advent of the wurm 4 temple garden 4 selesnya guildgate 6 pla...
by DarthStabber
Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:43 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

My last piece of advice is for everybody: Guys, it's fine to see a decklist you like and copy it card for card, but just know that what worked one week may not work another week. Metagames shift and players wise up to certain tricks. If the shell is appealing, then use that as a springboard, but go...
by DarthStabber
Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:21 am
Forum: Aggro
Topic: Red Deck Wins
Replies: 657
Views: 143022

The devils in question were listed; hellrider and cackler. Vexing devil, while not good, would not have been strange as a goblin. That being said I suppose you can't make all the good red weenies goblins or that tribe would be so far aout of hand as to be painful.
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:08 am
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: The substance thread
Replies: 114
Views: 45522

Yeah, but it messes up my stomache, so mushrooms it is (they are also hard on your stomache, but if you consume them with something fatty it usually neutralizes the ill effect).
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:19 am
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: The substance thread
Replies: 114
Views: 45522

I am taking welbutrin and klonapin by Rx, and beer, whiskey, and cigarettes by choice. Occasionally psilocybin mushrooms, not too often, but a couple times a year I'll trip balls for "spiritual purposes". If it weren't for the stomache aches I would go with peyote (it's great, I recommend ...
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:51 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Green also gives you rampager. Yeah, that's pretty good.
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:57 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

I just want earthquake back :(
it does all the things, best Xspell ever.
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:46 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

Want as sleeves, a playmat, and tattoo
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:41 am
Forum: Aggro
Topic: Red Deck Wins
Replies: 657
Views: 143022

I keep wanting devils to be goblins. Mostly hellrider and rakdos cackler. They fill the same thematic role as goblins, but sadly they are not. Same way as it seems that satyrs are going in theros.
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:19 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

@hikari: I can't speak for anyone else here (in fact I am often at odds, they're pushing the deck bigger, i'm pushing it faster), but my honest opinion is that you probably don't want to pour too much effort into "maximizing" your mutavaults. They are only there to increase threat density,...
by DarthStabber
Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:49 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

I lost my ptq top-8 mats last time I moved, so i've just been playing on the bare table. Luckily there is a ptq coming up, and I do very well at limited ptqs. I see no reason to pay for those when they give you one for playing well. That being said I did buy one of The Magic Show ones a few years ba...
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:45 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

I've really liked [card]sek'kuar, deathkeeper[/card] and what jund deck doesn't want 3/1s for all it's dudes dying? Back when he was in standard, my tribal standard deck on mtgo curved into him and that worked pretty well, but honestly the bulk of the heavy lifting was done by rakdos guildmage.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:10 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Keep a safe distance if you can
cause you're never safe around deck brewin' man.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:26 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Put a spell against his head, tapped a mountain now he's dead.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:22 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

You're dragging it out, bro.
Yeah, I need to pull a costanza and just walk away. More coming later though. I have some ideas for bohemian rhapsody.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:11 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

A damage race, how sweet the sound
to an aggro player like me
was once tapped out
but now untapped
hellbent
But now have cards
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:59 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

I think I should write "the red mage's hymnal", just to ensure I have blasphemed enough. Sending a red mage to a lake of fire?

To quote eddie izzard: "blasphemy, blasphe-you, blasphe-everybody"
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:37 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Hail Chandra, full of fire. The tempo is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst 'walkers, and blessed is the fruit of thy burn, phoenix.
Holy Chandra, Mother of BURN, pray for us redmages,
now and at the hour of our victory. Amen.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:29 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Our father, who art in theros, purphoros be thy name. thy mountain come, thy will be done, in draft as it is in standard give us the this day our daily burn and forgive us our misplays, even as we exploit those who misplay against us Lead us not into overextension, but deliver us from board wipes fo...
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:20 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

Stabber, that's as good of a plan as any. :thumbsup: Yeah, I wish plans like that could work in commander. People get to durdle entirely too long in that format. My inability to accept durdling might be why most of commander decks are better in normal 1 on 1 casual matches than their intended forma...
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:03 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

They say heart of rock and mountain is still beating.
and from what i've seen I believe it.
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:54 am
Forum: Aggro
Topic: Red Deck Wins
Replies: 657
Views: 143022

I can't afford goblin guides at the moment, and without fetches and more burn grim lavamancer is going to seriously under perform (my legacy deck uses grim, but the fetches are the onslaught ones, and I have little interest in paying out the back side to acquire the modern ones). What other one drop...
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:44 am
Forum: Magic General
Topic: Card nicknames
Replies: 30
Views: 112522

Morphling = superman
gobhobbler rats = knobgobbler rats
by DarthStabber
Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:32 am
Forum: Aggro
Topic: Red Deck Wins
Replies: 657
Views: 143022

Building my own cheapish version deck, don't have a good modern deck, and most of my legacy rdw deck isn't modern legal (and not that great). Thoughts? (Barely have md done, sb is in complete flux) [Deck] 4 stromkirk noble 4 figure of destiny 4 keldon marauder 4 hellspark elemental 4 ash zealot 2 ch...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 47936

YES WE HAD THE SAME THING.

Only there was everclear in the mix so it just made people hostile after 3 or so hours.
Of course they got hostile, that's why it's called riot punch.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:06 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

It's been a while since i've heard the term "cuntflaps", too long. I kek'd. In all honesty my plan against elspeth is kill the opponent before they can play her. If the opponent isn't within burn range by that point i've probably already lost, elspeth or no.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:58 pm
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 47936

I should right a book about my Airman Experience:

It's not Science Fiction, We drank everyday!
Yeah, that's the airforce for ya. I kinda miss it. There was a guy in the dorms that made this amazing riot punch that lead to half the dorms being drunk everytime he made it.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:40 pm
Forum: Magic General
Topic: Card nicknames
Replies: 30
Views: 112522

I'm not going to lie, I made up stinkfist striker and i'm trying to get it to catch on. I've been listening to a lot of Tool lately.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:43 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Maybe it's that oh so sexy avvy? Magic related. I had a UW player board in pithing needle against me and name Chandra. I won because lol UW but does anyone think it's reasonable for the control player to board in needle vs. Mono-red(hammer/Chandra being the only real targets). Theoretically, then c...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:29 pm
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 47936

Also new shows. Fox, MSNBC, CNN, they're all terrible, no matter what party you're aligned with. I enjoy bbc news for this reason. They are primarily reporting to people who can't vote in us elections, so they have no axe to to grind. The Midwest. Ain't nobody got time for tornado's, ice storms, 98...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:11 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Aw damn...I come across as Dudley Do-Right. :facepalm: I don't know that I quite get Paladin status, though...ws and I did have some downright serious conversations about how exes could disappear without a trace if the need arose when one has access to large plots of private forest land... I think ...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:45 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Chaotic neutral master race reporting in.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:27 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Devotion Red
Replies: 812
Views: 170611

[deck]RDevoW based on Khaos List Creatures 24 4 Firedrinker Satyr 4 Rakdos Cackler 4 Ash Zealot 4 Chandra's Phoenix 4 Boros Reckoner 4 Fanatic of Mogis Planeswalkers 2 2 Chandra, Pyromaster Artifact 1 1 Hammer of Purphoros Instants & Sorceries 10 4 Lightning Strike 4 Magma Jet 2 Flames of the F...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

Boros Reckoner is the best Divination ever printed.
I really want to run him with pitfight, I know it's not good, but it's so fucking cute, and it won me two games in a draft once.
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:02 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8602457

I'm tier 2 and don't contribute jack shit and i like it I'm hoping I can parley wit and knowledge of limited into something. I'm getting back into serious constructed for the first time since futuresight, so honestly I understand theory, and my local meta, but aside from that I am not the best pers...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:40 am
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 47936

There's varying levels of cheap. When it comes to the bottom "shit tier" non-malt liquor beers in the US the only one that's drinkable (and that's being generous) is pbr (never drink natty lite, unless you like watered down horse piss). If I have the money it's craft beers or higher end wh...
by DarthStabber
Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:46 am
Forum: H2O Cooler Talk
Topic: So what rustles your jimmies?
Replies: 126
Views: 47936

I don't much care that pbr is the "hipster beer", it's the least aweful of the dirt cheap beers. If you haven't had it, good for you, you either haven't been broke, or you're not a borderline alcoholic (or some of column a some of column b).
by DarthStabber
Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:30 pm
Forum: Magic General
Topic: Card nicknames
Replies: 30
Views: 112522

Card nicknames

So cards often get nicknames, either player base wide (dark confidant being called bob), or just in your play group ( seizan, perverter of truth was called "bob the happy demon" in a group I used to play with). What nicknames do you guys have/want to share? Examples ash zealot - ashly fire...

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