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by Pendulum
Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:33 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 205380

So basically Curse is the new Hannes? I wouldn't go that far. Hannes was completely nonexistant at the end. They have plans. They're working diligently on some things. That said, everything not in that list of things are being ignored. I respect my position enough not to go into specifics. I will s...
by Pendulum
Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:42 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 205380

I mean, I don't know what you'd like me to say, dude. In all honesty, and forgive me for waxing poetical (you caught me in the middle of my Lenten listen-through of JCS ^_^ ), it really does feel like you've climbed the mount in these arid lands asking us to take away thine cup of poison. Which woul...
by Pendulum
Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:45 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 205380

Screenshotted, btw.
by Pendulum
Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:44 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 205380

Oh, lulzilla! Decided to have your Gethsemene, eh? The reason we keep laughing, sir, or getting mad, or whatever, isn't because you have no power! We've known that for yeeeeeeeaaaaaars. The Reason we keep reacting is because you still act like you do . But if you do feel the need for some busywork, ...
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:00 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

Used to have one guy at the shop who thought that if you cut your opponent's deck, in retribution it was fair that you took a mulligan down to 6; the idea being I guess that if you were untrusting of your opponent's good will, you were untrustworthy yourself, or something? I'm not sure, I never real...
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:40 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

It's not like Hasbro has the best track record on keeping its secondary market inflation from destabilizing. We're probably all screwed. @Rezzy: while this might be cold comfort, but I generally don't account for market spikes like this crap when doing a trade where I blatantly dropped the ball; if ...
by Pendulum
Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:58 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

I am unsure as to whether I do or do not own a 'Goyf.
by Pendulum
Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:55 pm
Forum: Barren Moor (Pauper)
Topic: Brewing for Standard Pauper
Replies: 6
Views: 8493

Uncovered Clues seems sub-par when compared to something like Divination / Inspiration or more fitting with the theme, Last Thoughts . 18 get-able cards is, I feel, a bit low for the dig, but moreso, I think it's just that if your deck isn't firing like it should or is facing heavy resistance, you'...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:16 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

Signals are overrated, most pros will say the same. Just pick and be mindful of what you pass and are being passed. To be fair, some sets it's more important to recognize signals than others; RoE or Mirrodin 2 drafts come to mind as formats that it was worthwhile to pay attention to what overarchin...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:03 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

Is it just me, or is the rain-on-your-parade atmosphere for this upcoming St. Patrick's Day getting kind of out of hand? Don't get me wrong, I love me a good article about how our subjective consciousness is complete jack-fuckery make believe, but it seems like every other story is just meant to be ...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

I think I actually saw the show on TLC that picture is from. If I remember correctly, that woman is from Mexico.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:41 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

The internet tells me that Simon is Jesus, so... He's not, really. He's a martyr figure, so the correlation is there, but his basic character is simply that he's smarter than everyone else; this works out badly for him, because he's on an island ruled by devoluted neckbeards manchildren and his int...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:26 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

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Oh thank God, Watchy is here to pull the conversation away from Galspanic and his wads. :)
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:53 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

I'm pretty sure you're the weird smoke thing.
Kurtz?
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:52 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:38 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

Did... did Scralty just compare his boob avatar to one of the most poignant symbols of power found in the library of all literature? I mean, I love Boobsie as much as anyone, but that seems like a stretch.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

Luckily, the rest of what Gals said is some of the more lulzy fuckdiculous MTGS moderation I've read in a while.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

Although I'll say I did find the reasoning behind the toenail thing a little anticlimactic. Hell, you could call it art nouveau, or date repellant, or clone insurance, you know, have a little fun with it, but sadly coming clean about being too lazy to throw away toenails and it just kinda became a t...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

Us fucks!
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:09 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

Han Solo?
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:23 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

See, I'm guessing from the way he gave us a "FAQ" that didn't actually, you know, answer any of our frequently asked questions and thought it was really, really important we're updated on the toenail situation, that sometime since last time he posted Gals must have suffered some kind of bl...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:33 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

:hi:
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:30 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

Well, we didn't want him to leave, but we understand that when the payout for 20 hours of work a week is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's time to be an adult.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:12 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

Dammit! Why is it every time I think this is the time when Zem and Scralty are about to get all makey outy someone has to come in and comment about something else? Y'all are a bunch of cockblockers.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:11 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

For what it's worth, it's been my experience that the more serious the conversation, the more welcomed a good pair of boobs is.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:05 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

database query error: no such animal

Well that's silly.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:54 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8509600

Human Millipede?
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:40 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

So, Scralty, why's the avatar back to your gay one?
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:41 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

Although, let's be clear here: there's abso-fucking-lutely no way this could have happened a year ago, the community has grown to the point where it's worthwhile to have a thread like that. :mad:
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:34 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

sheriff gals bring us your two deputies (the tree and the teia) and a Yomako for good measure Can't really call a guy like me a sheriff - that implies I have some sway or power or anything. I know who Teia and Yomako are, but who's "the tree?" Haven't heard that one before. Hey Gals! Wann...
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

I take it there's no word yet on the reason they lost GalSene? I'll admit to a mild curiosity.
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:20 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: Sup
Replies: 14
Views: 5124

I didn't, actually. I felt like getting the grittier version from a self-admitted fan. ^_^ @nme: I'm pretty much in the same boat as you, I don't brew myself but a lot of my friends find it entertaining. I do a lot of reading on self-sufficiency too, and an, um, inordinate number of articles are abo...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:21 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

The divine irony of Gals or Sene posting here would be reward enough for the utterly bullshit bans I (and I'm sure others) received by their hands. The question then becomes...do we reciprocate? What, ban them? Dear God, why? So many lulz would ensue! Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the ...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:12 pm
Forum: Make an Entrance
Topic: Sup
Replies: 14
Views: 5124

Welcome! I'll bite. What's vaping? Also: If you're going to brew your own beer the right way, I might suggest you start out with brewing mead; almost all of the stuff you need to brew it can be commandeered into beer brewing when you want to upgrade, but it's a lower cost, is a simpler process overa...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 176626

now the lapdog... has become the lap
No, he simply has found other laps to occupy.
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:16 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

Nah. Karaoke, for some reason the draft didn't go off at the shop I play at so we went to some dive bar.
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 872550

Not in any way related to whatever you guys were talking about:

I'm pretty sure I just accomplished the party equivalent of walking away from an explosion and not looking back while it blows up, bad-ass style.
by Pendulum
Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:31 pm
Forum: Fowl Play (Mafia)
Topic: Let's Talk About Mafia!! (Mafia Theory)
Replies: 125
Views: 64659

Yeah, what Pendy described is breadcrumbing, which is usually not frowned upon. Cryptoclaiming has more to do with breaking the game, which just makes Mods cranky. Wait wait wait. So the act of leaving clues in past posts, and using these clues at a future time to help other people follow a path of...
by Pendulum
Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:56 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 205380

Not really, sorry. It's basically just that people notice all the time that Wizards could be doing a hell of a lot better of a job with their spoilers; especially now with the transition and the predictable slow-down at Sally, it would make the most sense for Wizards to pimp the hell out of their ow...
by Pendulum
Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:50 am
Forum: Fowl Play (Mafia)
Topic: Let's Talk About Mafia!! (Mafia Theory)
Replies: 125
Views: 64659

What is crypto-claiming and can someone find/give me an example for it? I ~think~ it's the obscuring of your claim through any sort of code or hidden techniques; for example, if I were to say: Don't think I'm scum or I'll do mean things to your cardiovascular sytem. To think that I'm scum proves th...

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