Dies to Removal

http://gavinverhey.tumblr.com/post/1112 ... -a-volcano

Let me see if I got this straight: He posted a wall of text about having lost his cruise ship? And this is relevant because __________ ?

essentially, lesurgo's boss and mom were momentarily concerned he was dead, so he took that to mean that everyone else cared also and thought something very interesting had happened and decided to write a ridiculously long blog post for no reason

now, in his defense, he may have experienced a life changing moment as most people alone in the jungle are wont to do, but little did he know that GR was in the next bush over picking berries and he was never actually in any peril and his catharsis was ultimately wasted

disclaimer: i stopped reading after the sentence i quoted, because that is not a sentence you can ever write if your name is lesurgo and you design dragon cards for a living

Yeah that was hot

Wave goodbye, wish it well, you've got to let it go

Still trying huh

"So much of life is calculated and laid out, a sequence of known unknowns." - Gavin "Lesurgo" Verhey

Thank goodness the movie didn't have Kristin Stewart's ugly face getting smacked around

There'd be not a single wet gal in the audience

Hearing the women in this office talk non-ironically about their shows, which of course includes a shared love of Big Bang Theory, makes me want to be a dead person

LM knows and is pretending he doesn't for some reason, GR legitimately doesn't know

that's your first mistake

didn't read

Gurmag Angler, mind freak

Part of my job is testifying against sex offenders but I've eluded doing it so far

Spam is pulling the alleyoop fade out, the worst way to remove oneself from DTR

The Checkbox way

wow there really was a doctor

We could use a doctor gimmick

Being back She Spurned Me and no other gimmicks

which part of anything don't you understand

the any

or the thing

That's the truth

I couldn't give a fuck less about anything

you sunk my battle tweet

mine isn't either, it's why I create my own and use them until they aren't funny, especially if they never were

The lie and the lie, the scorn and the scorn

you've gone mad with rustle

you seem unsettled in a deep and profound way

you seem affected

his friends have the look of magic mage

I really hate that his username his Lord_Mcdonalds though, that makes me want to change it, but everyone always cries when I do

I find him passable, although my standards have lowered with the rate of rage quits

O I've been slain, such wit, much sting, very cutting

using a shit meme I hated 6 months ago,

He did once carry himself up a flight of stairs, so it's possible

it's no subway, then again manders is no jared

that's a lot of MTGO drafts

slutty librarian tits

I am not a Thief!

But are you a crook?

Insert Manders eating joke

does that answer your question

So, why not just pay them?