Dies to Removal

We must be like a fishbowl to the iridium. They come, say nothing, observe, tap on the glass, see if the retarded fish is penetrating itself with a hairbrush, then silently leave...

Did I do good, Rai? I think I did good. Yes. I can now die happy. <...

Guys, the dragon approaches...

I aspire because I admire, Spam...

Did I do good, Rai? I think I did good...

"Post, and you may die. Lurk, and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young gutterites and tell our enemies that they may mask our privileges but they will never take our proxies!"...

"I am Kazekirimaru. And I see a whole army of my gutterites, here in defiance of iridium!"...

http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u632/Superawesomepie/braveheart_zpse2c0debc.jpg...

Prepare yourselves, D2R. We go to war with iridium tonight...

CYBER WAR and might go to real life Real life war. Over forums. Magic forums. Real. Life. War...

Lol. Hacking and bans. I'm shaking in my nothing because I'm barefooted at the moment. Fuck the police...

Go die in a hole, imopen2...

Buying a house is difficult at seventeen in Michigan...

So again, it was all her and pops Legally, yes. Financially, no...

Then it's simple. We kill the benman...

Believe me, I'm writing my name on the tags of my shirts after this shit. Fucking fuck fuckery...

ok well i got the important part right: the house was in her and her father's name, you didn't buy or own anything No, her and I paid for everything. How did you two "pay" for it at that age anyways? Cheap fixer-upper. Lots of savings; she had money in the bank from a wrongful-death suit that fell to her since she was the last-living relative...

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path Shit. Try buying and owning a house. Shit. Try buying and owning a house and getting kicked out of it. /obligitoryselfloathingpost you said the house was in her name and paid for by her dad. You don't read well. The house was in her and her father's names but he paid nothing. He was just there to sign stuff because we were too young to buy a house at the time. She always said she'd put the house under my name too when we married but she "never got around to it." Turns out though she had no legal right to kick me out, but it's a moot point now since I'm gone. It might be lawyer time soon if I feel spiteful enough...

I had to get a warning from the city before I could be bothered to mow my lawn. Pretty much every time...

I need a pop tart...

every day, a new and interesting development occurs that somehow adds work to moving into this new apartment because why would any of this very straightforward process actually follow that single straight path Shit. Try buying and owning a house. Shit. Try buying and owning a house and getting kicked out of it. /obligitoryselfloathingpos...

A man who walks two worlds can call neither his home...

I only have 1.26% left before the scale takes an untimely tip into the dark side...

Every post here brings my activity percentage in Clans down by ~.1...

I'm literally watching my posting stats as I do this...

Damn it! I did it again...

Fuck. I just exacerbated the situation...

I'm coming dangerously close to having Speak Your Mind be my most active forum. I am a shame to my clan...

Is it weird that I dislike falling asleep at odd-numbered times? I'm exhausted and I won't let myself fall asleep because it's 3:xx AM and I dislike that. There's a part of the brain that controls that, it's the same part that controls how likely we are to be superstitious. It's not 'weird' but it is a little 'different', if you catch my meaning. Me, I've got a thing where I can't sleep except at the start of one of the parts of the day: if it's not dawn, noon, evening, or the start of the night, I have a hard time sleeping... hence my current predicament. nPart of my brain is stupid. Well, most of it is, actually...

Fuckin' right? I hate that little fuckstick. I hate the way he struts around, thinking he's relevant to the site in any real way or the way he thinks his posts are the kind of "good" he wants the site to have... while at the same time infracting those types of posts. He has like the opposite of willpower. He has willweakness...

Is it weird that I dislike falling asleep at odd-numbered times? I'm exhausted and I won't let myself fall asleep because it's 3:xx AM and I dislike that...

What was I doing again...? Oh well...

Fuckin' right? I hate that little fuckstick...

Help guize I'm watching Duck Dynasty. :...

poordog.jpg Have you had a google image search tab with the query "naked people with pets" open all night or what...

Just kidding. <...

I didn't resist...

@Tom ,that's like telling people not to look up genital gangrene on google images Must...resist.....

Understandable. I counted, by the way. Five, counting the last one...

I think I got ~10 thanks from Pendulum today...