Dies to Removal

Yarpus

I have my moments. My parents kept me for some reason. Also, there's a chance that I'll live in a flat with spanish guy called Miguel. I'll never be able to bang a chick in my lifetime unless I'll change my name into Hidalgo and hire low-budget espaniol/mexican musican to make a guitar jingle whenev...

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you're sarcastic kait

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Tatoo on a dick that says DTR and when you get erected it goes all the way into Dies To Removal Is Your Best Source of MTG Knowledge and Terrible Dick Jokes.

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Because you know, the website.

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We're fucked.

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Btw, you can be offensive on me any time, senpai.

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I didn't, my t(h)rusty gayman.

Okay, this sounds a bit more offensive now than it sounded when I wrote it. DS, hope you are not offended. I'm kinda used to joke with homosexuals as the only one I know is my ex-girlfriend and we're both good with some laugh.

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I didn't, my t(h)rusty gayman.

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there's more to life than busty avatars

LIKE WHAT

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Dem titties.
I got used to your av.
Now there's literally no reason to read your posts.

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Kait what the actual fuck.

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Also Spike Jester isn't castable on turn 2 for an RB deck if you want to run 4 Mutavault (and you do, it's the best card in the deck). Fair enough. Also, you forgot Viashino Firstblade, the best card in the sideboard. So, what's his purpose exactly? I know he's generally not a bad card, tried to sq...

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Btw, Zem - if I may ask, what makes RW better than RB in terms of Burn? Black has some fine tools: - Dreadbore - Mogis, God of Slaughter - Spike Jester (for burn deck? better than Ash Zealot as long as mana supports him) - Erebos against lifegain - Fusing Toil/Trouble You loose Boros Charm (dat 4-da...

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Zem, you have for sure proved yourself as an fantastic player. Work a bit on mentality when facing stresfull situations (to prevent tilting) and you could potentially reach this serious Pro level. At least that is what I believe. Good to see that you are no "all bark, no bite". Damn it, th...

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You'll do better next time, Space Cowboy.

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Not wishing you you good luck James, you don't need that to win.

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And then it crashes terribly with a fucking cliffhanger.
I'll take Kill la Kill over it all day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k3QySd3AjI

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I fucking hate EDH.
Nonbudgcaj.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWlspF3B2M

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Yarpus, that's a dilly of a pickle all right. FoS, teaching you an useless english phrases since 2014. At least I'll teach you something cool. "I love you" sounds like "kohham che" in polish. And filthy vaginas are "broodne cipy". Fucking hilarious, isn't it? Just tryi...

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I fucking hate being happy as I can't be angry.

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Zem, if currently your whole purpose for participating in this community is to get into your high horse and fuck around - then you can masturbate in your room alone, while nobody gets disgusting splash on his face. It's cool to be braggy. It's sad to be arrogant. I'm on Redthirst's side here. I am i...

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That's why I responded like as such; you've not tested the matchup, so why state so definitively that the control matchup is bad? Describing the matchup as "screwed" is very strong language if you're not testing. Statement comes from playing 7 maindeck cards that are blank against Control...

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Zem, you don't need to be that defensive. My opinion doesn't matter much as I'm far away from MTG right now. Still, that was something that struck me at - if decklist is tested and you are confident about these matchups - hey, you're the boss. May I also ask why 6/1 Lifelink Trampling Haste over War...

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Zem, your decklist seems to be extremally anti-aggro in terms of main. Searing Blood and Firedancers - aren't these an overkill? I mean, when you face control, you're kind of screwed.

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1. Bad Anime Gets Released in US 2. Team creating translation/dubbing knows it's not gonna sell so they proceed to turn it into a fucking comedy. 3. ... 4. PROFIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs Internet was tool send by Jesus to spread the good word across the world. But then, Muslims and Homos...

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Damn, fucking spoiler.
Always thought it's gonna be redthirst's dick.
Fukken killjoys.

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No you go bare-back with DTR war paint

Which are basically dicks.
FoS gives you possibility to feel like a man, with a dick drawn on your manly chest. Manliness intimidation op.

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Good night people.

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History repeats itself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Revolution

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The issue is - they have to be Putin's puppet.
Your precious freedom means nothing when you don't have anything to eat.
Ukraine is poor as fuck.

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Welp, it's hot topic here in Poland. Few years ago, Ukraine went through Orange Revolution as it was called. Their old government was controlled by Russia. Poland stretched out a hand and helped them a lot in terms of bringing the democracy to their country. (fun fact: Russia punished us hard by pla...

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Btw. anyone heard about home war in Ukraine? Yes, it's even less known and poorer country than Poland. People there are rioting against the government, police killed some people while trying to pacify them.
Just curious if it gets into your medias.

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HAPPEH BURTHZD HM

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- Yup - says Yarpus

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmZbUZLHX-k Fuck you guys, I win. Kait is fine. Annoying but fine. Just like Zem. Sometimes I think scrumper was largely based on me. Being that kind of naive red mage who's second at his FNMs and could be considered a neckbearded shauvnist. I fucking hate neckbeard. ...

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Time to lube up.

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There are two issues with these dolls.
1) They are dolls, which literally sucks.
2) There is no Tibalt doll you dumb Wizard fucks.

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I think mostly dicks get bigger.
*sings Big in Japan*

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McIntyre-senpai gives no fucks. He'll toss your log all day.

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