Dies to Removal

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Anytime Kaze says something rude, I just imagine his ex-wife getting railed in the ass by her new boyfriend while wearing one of Kaze's gay scarves and it makes everything OK.

I imagine that even when he says nothing

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you failed

everyone fails the dragon test

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I'll look into it later.

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i'm not sure what the best software is and whatnot

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Just waiting for my gf to leave. Then the boys come out and play

lost game 2 to a stormbreath dragon

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board: sylvan caryatid, voyaging satyr, pharakas mender, nessian courser, shipwreck singer

hand: thassas emissary, boon satyr

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of course drawing perfect after turn 2 caryatid helps

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well this draft went downhill

dedicated 3 color with sylvan caryatid, amulet and unicorn, meh

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I have a crush on gray merchant

+

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I was supposed to do some Mon trading with Maverick tonight to help get his next playthroughs team ready

But he never texted me so fuck it

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which be this exact post

"THOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

but it always is helpful

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waiting for baguy's thor review

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you haven't done shit

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we should save this clan talk for the pitt

getting too serious in here

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as someone who spends a good amount of time trolling the fos thread, there is actually not a single member who i actively dislike anymore, seem pretty normal in a neckbeard clique sort of way, but they will not achieve true ascendence until alex and redthirst learn to stop being so defensive

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kazemackerel

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Back story please.

In case anyone is interested why I'm so active today, I'm sick again and pips at work and I don't have Internet so I'm on my phone bored shitless.

talore:

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Suga is the awkward kid that bounces between the two groups, expelled from each after a while for touching himself a little too suggestively.
but it will be interesting to see what sides Kaze / Suga choose when the final battle comes because FOS demands a larger role in the site and we refuse to give it to them.

There was a boy who tried to live between two worlds. He failed. His name was Talore.[/quote:
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he was the greatest rage quitter the world has ever known.

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i was madding long before the pervert patrol started. they merely snuffed out the last candle in the darkness.

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probably more fathers too

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more step fathers

many more step fathers

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the touchy uncle

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Thank goodness for Madding winning packs.

the key to success is that after winning two 8-4's in a row, you quietly close out the program and live to win packs another day

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fleshmad steed got there

the only time those words have ever been used

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got him in game 3

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now opponent has private messaged me instead of using the chat

being friendly

after game one

weird

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luckily i drew griptide voyages end 2nd grey merchant 2nd lash of the whip and keepsake gorgon

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well i won game 1 but i understand why his is in the finals

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although my nimbus naiad just got hit with a main deck shredding wings

now i'm mad

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opening hand: island, swamp, swamp, shipwreck singer, read the bones, lash of the whip, grey merchant

opponent mulls to 6

predict win

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time for finals

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they banned Prime Time?!! TYRANNY

he was a habitual troller with no signs of stopping

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I'm not really after forum awards. Actually I need to remove mention of them from my sig, I've outgrown that crap.
mtgs awards don't mean anything unless you earned them with vote rigging gimmicks
The mods are the vote rigging gimmicks.

You aren't allowed to win unless they want you to.

ergo belza was a mtgs mod

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I'm not really after forum awards. Actually I need to remove mention of them from my sig, I've outgrown that crap.

mtgs awards don't mean anything unless you earned them with vote rigging gimmicks

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Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants

once more to the finals dear gary

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todd andersons chubbiness is an affront to me

just become morbidly obese, you chubby bloat of a manboy

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Casting Overlord is like the scene in Evangelion where they put all of Japan's power into the Eva and the one shot doesn't work. Seven manas is all the worlds mana in limited, so I suspect it's everything else doing the work.

it's not all the mana in the world in theros limited

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Just won an 8-4 with first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a BW deck with Elspeth, Triad and Whip

On my way to winning the next 8-4 with another first pick Abhorrent Overlord that led to a UB deck with all the Grey Merchants
I expected some biting wit and I get this shit.

i gave you wit in the prior post

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