Dies to Removal

Dechs Kaison

Actually, just read this: viewtopic.php?t=845&p=53032#p53032

Dechs Kaison

How do you define "consistently?"

Dechs Kaison

Little late to that one.

Dechs Kaison

The box mapping thing feels like stealing, but then so does manipulating the stock market. You're exploiting a lack of knowledge. If other people were knowledgeable about box mapping, they wouldn't allow you to do it. Again, that's why it feels like a con.

It's not stealing if they give you their wallet, right?

Meh. I don't care about the issue enough.

Dechs Kaison

Dechs you're making assumptions, not me. If rathe never interact with you, it's just such a waste of time.

You said he didn't understand you. That statement implies blame on his side. We all know you're a prick; you could at least own up to it if you're not going to apologize.

Dechs Kaison

You didn't understand what I wrote.

Takes two to communicate. It's mighty arrogant to assume the problem is on his end.

Dechs Kaison

"Mall" must be an Arabic word that means: "place where we put everything to do." Ice rinks, aquariums, dinosaurs, amusement parks, restaurants, ski resorts... Oh, and shops.

Dechs Kaison

I am a leaf on the wind.

Dechs Kaison

Serenity Games, one of the stores I play at, is sponsoring me tomorrow for GP Orlando. All I have to do is wear a black polo, which says Serenity Games on the left breast and underneath the logo (which is a silhouette of River holding the swords from the Serenity movie poster) it says "Aiming to misbehave," for the weekend. For that I get my entry paid and all the sleeves and cards I'll need to use for...well, whenever. Also, unlimited free entries into FNMs at the store (which I'll undoubtedly x-2!).

I definitely plan on wearing it to whichever strip club I end up at Saturday night.

Nice, dude. Congrats on that. Here's hoping you do well.

Dechs Kaison

To keep value on the old one.

Dechs Kaison

Why am I only just now finding this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/comeonandslam/

Because it's shit.

Dechs Kaison

The universe is trying to remind you about something you've forgotten.

Dechs Kaison

How is that at all interesting?

Dechs Kaison

I'm serious.

If they were ever funny, I don't want to have missed it.

Dechs Kaison

I guess every gimmick can't be as funny as Red Scrumper or She Spurned Me.

When were those funny?

Dechs Kaison

Hey guys, I need a favor from anyone who's got the least bit of photoshop talent.

I have a white background passport photo that needs to be a red background photo. Shouldn't be that hard to do, but I don't have the software or the smallest idea how to use it. Little bit of time pressure as well.

If you can help, please shoot me an email. dechs.kaison [at] gmail [dot] com

Dechs Kaison

I just booked an $8,200 round trip flight.

Dechs Kaison

I can't remember, Darth. Was that psychiatry or astrology?

Dechs Kaison

The "love of your life" is a pipe dream built on a lie.

Even if your love was one in a million, there are at least three and a half thousand other options for you.

Dechs Kaison

Glad to have confirmation. You know that damn dick-showing rule book is as thick as my cock.

I could have sworn it was more than four or five pages, red.

Dechs Kaison

I am in crisis with my girlfriend after 4 years. I wonder if i should start to post things like "shespurnedme" .... but two depressed users is too much i guess
What's going on?
We attendedn university together and now that we are
about to graduate we don't know if we'll be able to find a job and a place to live together (she lives quite far from me but studied in my city) ... plus other fucking stupid girl's psychosises.
You could go on the offense and preemptively spurn her

But that's probably bad advice

It's actually not bad advice.

Listen, kid, life is going to take you all over the world. You said you've been with this girl for four years. If you aren't damn sure that you want to follow her to the ends of the earth wherever she goes, then you're better off just giving up now. Even if you are, but she doesn't feel the same way, then she is going to be taking advantage of you for the rest of your life.

Dechs Kaison

New one drop looks good, but i would prefer a simple 2/1 for 1, even with no abilities.
Why does black is getting all of the one drops ?

Because that's the way it should be.

Dechs Kaison

I didn't forget about you, Khaos.

Dechs Kaison

And by "humble beginnings," of course, I mean you scrumps.

Dechs Kaison

He's far outgrown his humble beginnings.

Dechs Kaison

Dont have a single Mana Confluence. Would you buy them for 15$ each?
Picked them up with FNM prize money at $8 when Khans was announced.
Sweet brag but would you buy them at $15?
If you plan to play multicolour, yes. If you
want to force mono colour, no. Or you could force mono at the beginning of the season and punish people who don't have their decks worked out to collect prize money and buy confluences.

This is genius.

Dechs Kaison

Also, just noticed the friendly fetches are being reprinted. This is good for my Zedruu deck.

Dechs Kaison

Three years of black having better 1 drops than white or red lol.

Yeah. Finally back to fucking normal around here.

Dechs Kaison

Winning is more fun than playing fringe decks.

Incorrect.

Dechs Kaison

Well... Zedruu has a contender...
Ruhan has a contender. Zedruu had her niche cut out from the start.

You haven't seen my Zedruu. I really think I could swap her out though, for this new one. I mean, almost the entire deck is non-creature spells.

Dechs Kaison

Well... Zedruu has a contender...

Dechs Kaison

The format is tabletalk.

Dechs Kaison

So, what changed this time?

(Links don't help, work computer)

Dechs Kaison

you remind me of a guy who would play mono red goblins at my FNM. he'd play with 18 lands then complain about mana screw when he couldn't curve into a turn 5 siege-gang commander.
You must've played him in the x-2 bracket

Shots fired.

Dechs Kaison

Oh, I'm not actually going to do any of this work. That'd be absurd.

I'm writing a self help, get rich quick book. That'll sell like hotcakes.

Dechs Kaison

Oooh, correction. The copper pennies are actually 3.11 grams, or 2.95 grams of copper. That translates to a copper value of just over 2 cents per penny. That's 100% profit margin!
I don't know that you fully understand the concept of profit...

Of course I do.

One penny costs one penny.

One melted down old penny sells for two pennies. One hundred percent return.

It's genius.

Dechs Kaison

Oooh, correction. The copper pennies are actually 3.11 grams, or 2.95 grams of copper. That translates to a copper value of just over 2 cents per penny. That's 100% profit margin!

Dechs Kaison

This is all good information to have.

I'm totally going to get rich off this.

Seriously, all you have to do is buy an arbitrarily large number of pennies. If they're not the mint dates you're looking for, then you just use those pennies to buy more pennies. It's not like you've lost any money. You theoretically can't lose money in this endeavor.

Dechs Kaison

It's 95% copper. That's gotta be close enough. Else when you melt it down they should just separate like oil and water, right?

Dechs Kaison

One USA Penny is 2.5 grams.

Pennies minted in 1981 or earlier are 95% copper.

That means that each 1981 or earlier penny contains 2.375 grams of copper.

In pounds, that measurement comes to 0.005 and change (Ha! Get it? Pennies. Change. HAHAHAHA!).

Anyway, the current price of copper is $3.15 per pound.

... and I just found my get rich quick scheme.

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