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ADRIAN, MI—An extremely intense bond that lasted just 0.2 seconds, but which was filled with a range of deeply intertwined and conflicting emotions that included fear, hunger, curiosity, rage, and even—on some level—love, was reportedly felt Monday between Lionel, a tabby housecat, and a pine warbler. The brief, silent connection, described to reporters as an overwhelming, almost spiritual experience for both animals, almost as if everything in their short lives had been cosmically leading up to this very encounter, formed when Lionel, seated in his usual spot near the kitchen window, instinctually moved his head rapidly to the left and spotted the bird coming to rest on the patio table. During the milliseconds the two species locked eyes, age-old genetic impulses of survival were reportedly unlocked and the two animals were suddenly frozen in time, enveloped by the most primal and elemental forces of nature. According to
witness accounts, at the height of their ever-so-short but fathomless bond, the cat and bird truly believed they were the only two living things in the entire universe, gripped by an almost paralyzing sense of yearning. The unexplained connection, which sources confirmed was as awesome, mighty, and holy as God Himself, ended as soon as it began when the warbler flew away and Lionel scratched his ear and lay down.

wtf is with this weird japanese shit o_0

Don't worry, the guys at psumods will translate it

I got $10 American betting that one of those customization options for the guy translates to "girth."

I read 'American' and 'girth' and got this:

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we're missing a lot of folks here

shalako's MIA for over a month

phantoms vanished

Or shave your head and make it your avatar.

He looks like he just saw an N_S gimmick in the Speakeasy.

Or shave your head and make it your avatar.

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Can't b.s. a b.s.er though

He had (almost) everyone fooled.

Or put a decent looking Japanese girl as your profile pic and get a Japanese sounding name ala Nakamura.

Fuck Xenphire. I got a warning from that 13 year old little boy. He looks like a girl dressed up as a guy.

Pic or it didn't happen.


Also, I'm the girl who dresses like a boy here.

You post like a boy. You need to do what Manders does and sprinkle 'aww honey' into your posts from time to time so we can tell you're a girl.

Choadhouse

One of Swayze's best

the clubhouse became a chubhouse

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your best poem in awhile!

Don't mind checkbox. He's the village fool

It takes a village to raise a checkbox

A federal district court judge ruled last week that a Michigan high school teacher violated a student’s free speech rights when he kicked the student out of class for voicing disapproval for homosexuality.

The ruling was perhaps a hollow victory for the student, Daniel Glowacki, though, because the judge assessed damages of just a single, solitary dollar.

The incident giving rise to the lawsuit happened in 2010 on national Anti-Bullying Day at Howell High School in Howell, Michigan.

The teacher, Johnson (“Jay”) McDowell got into a heated argument with student Daniel Glowacki in an economics class after Glowacki said he objected to homosexuality because he is Catholic.

Judge Patrick Duggan ruled that the First Amendment protects Glowacki’s speech.

sometimes 2-3 pages go by before I know what happened

pendulum any theories on where he went

i miss the guy though
he was the one mafia player i couldn't read

in order of likelihood obv

My theories on shalako:

1. Died in a truck stop bar brawl
2. Forgot his password

i just realized he's been gone for weeks if not months

oh god

where is shalako

this whole 'of monsters and men' album is bangin

DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY

ok i lied about that too

his eagerness is endearing sometimes

Crap i thought this was the gutter

checkbox would have posted if it was

Oh twisted me I came to eat at the hall where we danced to some duds
My crowd of pals observed my fingers and prayed for the lunch I had hung
And cheers rolled out and I thought early of tunas in tennisons tubs.

otherwise things might get dicey

good man

pendulum where is your new sig for this week?

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"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"

I really think Playboy missed the boat with their interviews back in the day. All it takes is one Playmate saying she loves shoving twenty-sided dice up her hoo-hah during role-play and so many nerds would have spontaneously ejaculated at that point that they'd have such a loyal
legion of fans, buying multiple copies of every issue (one for reading, one MIP, one double-bagged and vaulted), that we probably wouldn't have the internet today.

Dude, that is incredibly crass. The female organ is not something to be disrespected like that.

soon he'll hit the 1940s

what do you advise?

Hmm. Acully is goo kwezshun. I tend to favor eudamoniac principles when it comes to criminal rehabilitation (reduce laws, reduce materialism, reward volunteerism) but I do admit my brain sizzles a bit at the idea of not just crucifying that literal piece of human garbage.

I can't trust a man whose post count parallels the rise of Nazism.

I coined the term CI Warrior years ago but Thread Warrior actually sounds half respectable (by internet standards which are low)

too tired.... to.. make... jokes

see, look at this thread warrior.

too tired to make jokes but still has enough fire in his gut to post

who can get into the mood right after being asked what their father thinks of their porn career!

"What were your hopes and dreams before choosing to sell your body on camera?"

"Do you enjoy 20th century novels?"

"Who is the strongest politician on foreign policy?"

"Are you a good cook?"

"Do you ever feel like the weight of the world is crushing you?"