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by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

The same thing happens with me and Santeria.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:39 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 204430

Ah, it's good to know that Feyd got past that moment of weakness and has gone back to doing his regular, quality work. Although to be fair thanking someone's post is just so friggin' lackluster when compared to thanking someone for the post like we do here, maybe he's trying to get people to find us...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

That's when things got out of control
There's a story here. Tell us.
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:28 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Interestingly, PETA doesn't, and has never had, any problem with the use of animal furs for the production of clothing; they actually endorse hunting and culling farms as a way to control wild animal populations... it was PETA that originally suggested different permits for male and female hunted an...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:30 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Mono Black Aggro
Replies: 578
Views: 116268

The fall of Demon in a more aggressive, creature-based version of Mono-black doesn't surprise me, frankly even in the decks where you were packing 20+ removal there were too many times where decks could play around him. Marauder is a fine replacement, IMMHO, getting in a free swing with Pain Seer se...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:55 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Holy fuck. Holy. Fuck. I... I'm not sure I want to live on a planet without Gwar.
*tips one out for the fallen
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:45 pm
Forum: Gaea's Cradle (Casual)
Topic: Hunted Artist
Replies: 11
Views: 7194

Forced March , Pernicious Deed , and/or Gaze of Granite are all additional options for killing off their free dudes, with the benefit of hitting their other dudes as well. Pestilence would alternatively give you many of the same options. This would be a fun deck to use Gideon, Champion of Justice i...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:22 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: Fuckdiculous MTGS Moderation
Replies: 439
Views: 175694

this is kinda sad because back in 2007 when I started participating with my doktorcaligari account, I did it in the storyline forum, there was that weasel guy who was a mod and that other MORT guy from the former phyrexia.com site and besides being very knowledgeable persons, they were also very mo...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:08 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

I read an article once about the AI they wrote for some FPS a while back that abused its own glitches to cheat, like clipping through the walls and shit. I'll have to see if I can dig that up.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:58 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Image
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

That's usually not so pretty to watch, but the cries of "Wwii-ii-ii-iiiillllllbuuuuuuuur!" are always a laugh riot.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:55 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Normally, yes, but every once in a while it mistakes the knights for something it can have sex with.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:13 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

Oh, goody, the Deep Blue Debate! Saying that a computer can be "a good Chess player" is like saying that Halo is a good representation of actual space warfare; it isn't, because the two are directly oppositional actions. Playing against a computer is simply training for the real event of p...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:02 pm
Forum: Rulings
Topic: Oracle of bones vs. the stack
Replies: 3
Views: 5474

Thanks for the quick and informative response, Hammy! I kind of hoped that was how it worked, but the When-If clause got me... silly Magic wordings. :/
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:32 pm
Forum: Rulings
Topic: Oracle of bones vs. the stack
Replies: 3
Views: 5474

Oracle of bones vs. the stack

I'm a little confused as to how the Tribute trigger works on Oracle of Bones . When he ETB and they don't pay the tribute, does his ensuing ability put a new trigger on the stack? For example, let's say I have 2 cards in my hand, Oracle of Bones and Inspiration , as well as 8 land in play. I cast th...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:03 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: [Primer] Boros Burn
Replies: 7593
Views: 1310606

What genius - what visionary - could have possibly seen the potential value of Fated Conflag when it was first announced whilst everyone else was so sure it was not even remotely playable? If only such a hero, such a Cadillac of men, existed among us to offer his wisdom and guidance.
$.50?
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:07 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

Why not just run Quest for Ancient Secrets instead?
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:37 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: Dredge
Replies: 15
Views: 6355

@imopen: Overlord was one of the tougher cuts I made when I was building; originally, the choice was between him and the second Sylvan Primordial , and I decided to go with the Primordial as a way to give me more reach vs. an opposing Whip or PWs, as well as the fact that there's no guarantee you're...
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:09 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

IRL, my proclivity for very long jokes is legendary; it dates back to when I was a child and managed to steal a Playboy magazine from my friend's dad, and therein read a joke about Pink Ping Pong Balls that's the classic anti-joke "big buildup to the main character dying right before he can giv...
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:02 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

As was right and proper. I love me some Shaggy Dogs, but that one is... uuuuuuuuugh.
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:55 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Although for some reason I've had this one going through my head lately: Patrick Whack, who works for the First National Bank, is sitting at his desk right after lunch one day when a rather large frog walks into his office and requests an substantial advance on his mortgage. Only momentarily put off...
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:45 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke
Better Nate than lever!
by Pendulum
Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:40 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Dredge
Replies: 15
Views: 6355

Dredge

Alright, I'll post a real deck this time. [deck=Standard GB Dredge] Creatures - 30 4 Elvish Mystic 4 Sylvan Caryatid 4 Satyr Wayfinder 4 Nemesis of Mortals 2 Deadbridge Goliath 2 Sylvan Primordial 4 Slum Reaper 4 Shadowborn Demon 2 Nighthowler Spells - 8 2 Whip of Erebos 3 Commune with the Gods 3 Gr...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:52 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

How very odd. Hi guest!
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Particle Man, by They Might Be Giants Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man Triangle man, Triangle ...
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:23 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

See!?
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:19 pm
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Fanboys gotta fanboy.
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:14 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

If I'm not mistaken, the Latin for 'I burn' would be 'Ura.' Not the most jazzy sounding work, sadly, but you could make it 'Urara' (I burn with burning) or 'Ururazi' (pronounced oohroohratsi) (I am the burning).
by Pendulum
Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:01 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

Random dumb question, is there anyone who sells custom sleeves? Not that my research has found, at least not anymore. Legion Games used to, but it was prohibitively expensive; according to them, the clincher wasn't the overhead cost (let's face it, people will pay whatever they're asking for custom...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:47 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

I got 4 episodes inbefore i stopped watching it. It kind of pisses me off that AoS sucks so bad, akully. Like, I really was looking forward to the 80's-style television show "loosely based" on a hit movie (or, in this case, just to make everything sadder, series of movies), and they could...
by Pendulum
Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:06 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

FUCK THESE IS THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TIE IN!

FUCK AGENTS OF SHIELD


FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK
I think most of us realized this a while ago. :S
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 8491838

I can't believe that guy got a six month ban for that shit. What an embarrassment. My new plan: http://i.gyazo.com/81c885526dbc9a9a8f36aee47c116260.png He messed up by actually playing in the event.. that gives the authorities the belief that he's using it as a way to gain an advantage in-game (and...
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:43 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: MTGSalvation's fuckdiculous Tech. Support
Replies: 223
Views: 204430

Hey, man, can you not turn my thread into a public journal of your quest to completely sell out, please? I know I haven't been churning out the hits ever since the IP ban, but if you're going to threadjack me could you at least look up the definition for the words 'principles,' 'irrefutable,' 'trans...
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:16 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

She has many a talent, but I don't believe Magic the Gathering is one of them. She's more well-known for giving shiatsu massages so good you can't walk straight afterward.
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:01 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

In other news, Onar has been attempting to contact one of my Facebook friends. So far said FF hasn't made the connection that I'm the common link between the two, but Christ on a Bike.
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:59 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

I'd do a Yo Dawg here but posting an image wouldn't fit with the theme.
by Pendulum
Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:53 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Discuss the discussion!
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:38 am
Forum: Barren Moor (Pauper)
Topic: Brewing for Standard Pauper
Replies: 6
Views: 8429

That wasn't really much of a concern for me when I looked at the deck; yeah, stuff is going to get through in the early turns, but the deck should have the resilience to restabilize in the later game. I'd expect to end the game on 3 or less life a lot of the time. What I'm a lot less sure about is t...
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:46 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Ah, fuck. That's too bad.
by Pendulum
Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:45 am
Forum: Blathering Archives
Topic: i am a blath man has ragequit [8]
Replies: 4686
Views: 871546

Hmm.
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