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Postby Yannaria » Thu May 23, 2013 12:18 am

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Postby Pendulum » Thu May 23, 2013 5:26 am

Dammit, Scumbag, do me a favor and don't let Yanni's homeschooled ass get anywhere near the JIG control panel, k?
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Postby Manders » Thu May 23, 2013 5:47 am

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Thu May 23, 2013 5:52 am

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?
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Postby Pendulum » Thu May 23, 2013 6:00 am

Tursalretten!
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Postby Yannaria » Thu May 23, 2013 1:41 pm

that picture gets me every time

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Postby Yannaria » Thu May 23, 2013 1:41 pm

Dammit, Scumbag, do me a favor and don't let Yanni's homeschooled ass get anywhere near the JIG control panel, k?
I wish I were homeschooled. the Maine education system was/is awful

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Postby Manders » Thu May 23, 2013 3:21 pm

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?
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Postby Yannaria » Thu May 23, 2013 4:16 pm

the healthiest meal.

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Postby Manders » Wed May 29, 2013 12:55 am

Scumbag, can you explain metallurgy to me? What is it? How does it affect me?

Dumb it down for me a bit, will ya, 'cause I'm retarded when it comes to science. :D
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how is babby formed

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Why is Tom Servo online?

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:06 pm

Hey Scumbag, you ever see that movie Gravity that came out last year? The whole time I was watching it I kept thinking "I wonder what a rocket scientist would make of this thing?"
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:26 pm

"I wonder what a rocket scientist would make of this thing?"
It was Okay
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:39 pm

It was nice to see conservation of momentum (angular and linear) accurately represented, and the lack of sound transmission in space.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:04 pm

tbf I think that parachute entanglement scene took artistic license with the laws of motion for increased dramatic effect

I actually found more funny that through pure coincidence, the hubble telescope/shuttle, ISS, and Chinese space station were all within view range of each other, what a serendipitous movie event!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:13 pm

Dude, all the satellites are spread out over a 200 sq. mile curved surface area, so of course the Chinese rocket test could turn them into shrapnel :sherlock:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:27 pm

I don't follow, its implied its the kessler syndrome situation. rocket fucks up one satelite who fucks up two or more, who inturn fuck up two and more each, etc... untill all the satellites in this kind of orbital range are consumed?
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Postby rezombad » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:32 pm

if a large enough collision or explosion were to occur, such as between a space station and a defunct satellite, or as the result of hostile actions in space, then the resulting debris cascade could render low Earth orbit essentially impassable
some men just want to watch LEO burn.
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I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:53 pm

I don't follow, its implied its the kessler syndrome situation. rocket fucks up one satelite who fucks up two or more, who inturn fuck up two and more each, etc... untill all the satellites in this kind of orbital range are consumed?
I was being sarcastic there, should have changed my avatar to Kait's to make it more obvious.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:08 pm

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Postby Stardust » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:12 pm

Why is Canada so good at hockey?
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Postby hamfactorial » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:49 pm

What is love?

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:06 pm

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
An African or European swallow?
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:12 pm

I ask because I don't believe I can help you with the South African one. The European one, however, has an average airspeed of 11 m/s or about 24 mph, according to the findings of one J. Corum. :teach:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Gatts » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:07 am

Magnets. How the fuck do they work?

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:09 am

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Zooligan » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:36 am

How much cock would a woodcock suck if a woodcock could suck cock?

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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:56 pm

Haha, he said penis.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:27 pm

Magnets. How the fuck do they work?
Magic.
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Postby Blackhound » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:03 pm

Tell me about the God partical.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:20 pm

This thread clearly shows that even hobby sites like magical cards webforums can decisively contribute to raise the scientific culture of the general populace. :hifive:
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Postby hamfactorial » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:48 pm

Did you see the movie Particle Fever?

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Postby Zooligan » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:07 pm

Tell me about the God partical.
I'm on the search for something much more intriguing - the source of all intelligence in the universe.

I call it the smarticle.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:22 pm

Because it conducts the microwaves like the oven walls, except aluminum paper folds easier so you can have locally spikes and it happens the same like in a lightning storm, the currents are attracted to spikes and you can get sparks as a result that can light off inflamable stuff inside.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:51 pm

that's why you can microwave a spoon and not a fork
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