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2 Years of DTR: A Merry Celebration!

Postby Second Harkius » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:12 am

Greetings DTR trolls and other internet hooligans! Today is the second anniversary of this moderately enjoyable site, started as a safehaven for all MTGS castoffs and other forum lowlifes. In honor of DTR's second anniversary as a barely-prominent forum entity, let's recall some of our favorite memories from the past two years.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:21 am

Spam's Top 5:

5. The Yomako "Shaken, Not Stirred" Internet Hoax

4. Baguy's "Lil Wayne Meets Busta Rhymes Slowed Down" Implosion of 2014

3. Whoever that FOSer was who spent time searching for John Scroatles on Facebook


2. Boubouille arrives to save the day!.....only to immediately vanish and break all of his promises.

1. Shalako!
I bought 2 Pizzas Yesterday.

They are now gone and I'm pretty fucking sure I didn't eat two pizzas by myself.

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Honorable Mentions: Harku's "hospital security guard" persona,
Galspanic's fake apology, Harlem Shake royalties for the people of Harlem

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:51 am

Wait, number 3 ACTUALLY happened!?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:30 pm

:cheers:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:31 pm

Sorry Pendulum, nobody remembers you.
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Postby Stardust » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:46 pm

My fondest memory is of Scumbag's scientific abuse when I first started posting here. Good times, good times.

Number two would be basically the entirety of Blatherdome 4.

Then Spam came back. :uhh:
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:55 pm

Yeah that was one of the darker moments
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:56 pm

Oh, my top 5 memories (removing those already posted above):

5. Nai posting our AIM convo publicly while I was still a mod "over there" and then me being the one kicked out.

4. Backwards-Spanish-Morse-code-smileys! ^_^ :rate5: :rate5:

3. GRRRRRRR's reconciliation with Sene who barely ever posted afterwards. ^_^

2. "Actually, I'm a white bisexual guy" :wangle:

1. Finding out Harkius' real identity and pictures of his wife, and his denial afterwards.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:17 am

Wait, number 3 ACTUALLY happened!?
@ Sir Scroatles

Can't find you on FB.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:41 am

The Onar incident

The thrillo/redthirst/Alex saga

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:43 am

I forgot about thrillos rant about the Harlem shake

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Postby admin » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:48 am

well, two years after, I think its time to give a shot-out to a good bunch of people:
- The forum strategists: Thanks to Azrael, Kaitscralt and Alex
- The greasemonkey team: Thanks to ham for setting up the mail redirection scripts, and for general help with the inner server workings
A HUGE thanks to ( G_R ) for his hard work with those goddamn [deck] tags and for the workaround solution for the inclusion in the frontpage articles, you rock man!
- The frontpage contributors: Ham, Azrael, Dechs Kaison, Checkbox, Laupiette, MDU, Jack, Alex, and ( G_R ), thanks for producing some awesome content and making our frontpage credible!
- The social media gang Kait, Spam, Bong Wang, MDU and the DTR modo team: thanks for helping putting DTR on the radar! A special thanks to zem too for the occasional
shot-out on CFB

With a special shot-out to Oran1 for his lifetime contributions in the gaming subforums!
- Our favorite not-so-Scrumpers Thanks to our resident red mages FOS, including Khaos, Alex, LP, redthirst, Kaitscralt, windstrider, ham, BlackLanner, Playtipus, Lightning_Dolt, Valdarith, , DarthStabber, Tyrael, Christen, , Self Medicated, MDU, Purp, Jack, Spam, TBuzzSaw, freedom, rcwraspy, Pedros, Suga and many many others for the lively discussions about standard and EDH, and the occasional laugh! You are the main reason this is a site with such lively discussions.
- That part of the staff who actually does something around here Thanks to rezombo for taking over the rumor mill a while ago, and specially muchas gracias to Stardust for all the work he has been putting forward in keeping a small Mafia community around here, and in helping these newcomers enjoy the game despite the occasional frustration.

Last but not least, I'd
like to thank all our current and past members alike for contributing to this project and making this an awesome community worth hanging around. Muchas gracias!

As closure, a big shot-out to those not around: Get better soon and come by here whenever you can, we miss you guys!

badman, Thrillho, photodyer, Manders, Shalako, Yanni, Manasjap, teefo, Ximbad, Shazbot, ein, PhantomS, Saph, jonnyjonski, Nuwen.

Here's to two more years like these ones guys!

PS: and obviously, a HUGE HUGE thanks to Kaitscralt, who has scored more contributions to this site than everyone else combined in this post!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:48 am

Classic Kijin
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:52 am

This thread wouldn't be complete without a:

Happy Birthday, Onar!
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:54 am

Thanks to you too, Scumbag. You've put countless hours and government-funded assets to our benefit!
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:41 am

Cheers

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:13 am

is there any way i can say how much you all mean to me without sounding gay?

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:13 am

no?

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:13 am

:hug:

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:14 am

I see you Suga
doing something
doing something

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:30 am

:cheers:

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:36 am

Kait your a red mage now, you're one of them

You're officially now a full fledged Scrumper not a honorary one

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:51 am

i'm listed as FOS too

:(

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:55 am

We all scrump down here

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:13 am

i'm listed as FOS too

:(
Don't lie, the only reason you troll them is because deep down you wish to embrace your inner man child

The hard exterior you've developed (and later refined in your time in the service) is merely a mask you use to hide and repress this urge.

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:18 am

The Scrump King

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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:47 am

I must confess that if I were ever to give competitive Magic a shot, I would try a burn deck. :scrump:
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Postby hamfactorial » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:52 am

:iiam2:

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:24 am

we all :scrump: together

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:26 am

I also caught up with Yanni; he mailed us a pic to let us know he's ok:

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Postby Christen » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:03 am

Happy Birthday DTS. It's been quite the good times.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:05 am

DiesToScrumping
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:26 pm

:rofl:
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:21 pm

For those of you hung over from the celebration, I recommend picositas!

http://gothamist.com/2014/03/28/guatema ... hp#photo-1
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