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Post #2401 by ( G_R ) » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:20 pm

Azrael will save us.

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Post #2402 by Midnight_v » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:25 pm


I just think the community drifted because we didn't have an idea that was holding us together anymore. The fires of salvation thread... all the original gang, then the people that came along the way red mages... just kind of didn't have a lot going on for a bit.
I still watch magicdownunder on youtube everyday or at least show up to like his videos, but Its been a long long time since Zemanjaski, Redthirst, and Hamfactorial were on here everyday and doing streams etc.
So maybe if we had a deck everyone was playing and working on like dos Rakis and sledgehammer red things would pick back up. I was posting the Jon Job list as an example of a lot of us might have played if we were still in. :scared:
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Post #2403 by Col. Khaddafi » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:13 pm

We had a good run, there is nothing to be ashamed about
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Post #2404 by iamabadman » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:17 pm

if this is the end, post nudes
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Post #2405 by Midnight_v » Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:39 pm

It doesn't have to be this way... we have pizazz.
Help me with some red magic. Maybe we can take back standard for a second.
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Post #2406 by ( G_R ) » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:22 am

We can be a zombie site for as long as there's rocket science going on in Portugal, right?

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Post #2407 by ( G_R ) » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:24 am

I mean, we could always port the site to another server if needed, we just fund it and that's it. We turn it into a forum about fishing or whatever.

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Post #2408 by ( G_R ) » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:26 am

Who knows, all this time we could have had a Rubik's Cube community instead of an em tee gee one and we didn't even know.

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Post #2409 by ( G_R ) » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:27 am

Probably porn is what we all have in common... :sherlock:

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Post #2410 by Blackhound » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:08 pm

I was talking about the clans section on the other site but okay then.

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Post #2411 by Blackhound » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:11 pm

As for leaks, Avengers infinity war trailer has been leaked.

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Post #2412 by imopen2 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:54 pm

i haven't been on mtgs in like 3 years
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
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TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Post #2413 by imopen2 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:54 pm

still bummed that they let their sensibilities ruin our fun
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
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Post #2414 by imopen2 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:55 pm

ah talore...what a traitor
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Post #2415 by ( G_R ) » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:56 pm

No fun allowed. #Talore

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Post #2416 by iamabadman » Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:37 pm

i gotta 7 day ban wednesday from r/magictcg for posting in a thread about mike long 'if anyone every taught that fuckng retard to sit in a chair like a big boy'
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iamabadman » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:37 pm wrote:i gotta 7 day ban wednesday from r/magictcg for posting in a thread about mike long 'if anyone every taught that fuckng retard to sit in a chair like a big boy'



its not unwarrented, but still lol
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Post #2418 by ( G_R ) » Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:18 am

DING DONG BANNU!!!!

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Post #2419 by iamabadman » Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:42 pm

last day dogsitting, im done at 3pm after i give this dog his last pill
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Post #2420 by Blackhound » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:00 pm

Your mother was a murloc.

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Post #2421 by ( G_R ) » Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:49 am

There are other 4 users online besides me. Our community is thriving.

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Post #2422 by iamabadman » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:29 am

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Post #2423 by ( G_R ) » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:04 am

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Post #2424 by Stardust » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:28 pm

I went fishing and didn't catch any fish. True story.
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Post #2425 by ( G_R ) » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:32 pm

Are you talking about trolling mtgs mods?

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( G_R ) » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:32 pm wrote:Are you talking about trolling mtgs mods?



wha, did he sneeze over there?
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Post #2427 by iamabadman » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:16 am

i bought suikoden tactics and trillion god of destruction
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Hello! I came to share something with you guys. I'm not at all sure if you will appreciate this as much as I do, but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time...


Springtime, ???? BC
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With a final grunt of effort, the old man crested the ridge and came to the summit of the mountain. He leaned on his staff for a few seconds, catching his breath. He had come such a long way. He let his eyes drift closed…

“DO NOT BE AFRAID,” came a vast booming voice from directly behind him.

Moses screamed, tried to turn around, lost his footing, and fell down in a heap upon the blue rocks.

“SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY.” The source of the voice was a vast entity that towered above him, a humanoid creature with great golden wings protruding from its back and eyes that shone like the sun. “SORRY SORRY SORRY.”

Moses pulled himself into a more dignified kneeling position. “My Lord,” he said reverently.

“UM,” said Uriel. “I AM SORT OF FILLING IN FOR HIM. HE DOES NOT DO VERY MUCH. IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN.”

“My Lord,” repeated Moses. “With a mighty hand, you freed my people from slavery in Egypt.”

“UM,” said the archangel. “IT IS SOMEWHAT MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. THE EGYPTIANS WERE BUILDING THESE PYRAMIDS WHICH THEY THOUGHT TAPPED INTO THE COSMIC ENERGIES OF THE UNIVERSE. AND THEY DID TAP INTO THE COSMIC ENERGIES OF THE UNIVERSE. NOT FOR THE REASONS THEY THOUGHT, WHICH WERE PRETTY MUCH THE WORST SORT OF PRIMITIVE HOCUS-POCUS, BUT JUST BECAUSE ANYTHING BIG AND GEOMETRIC IS GOING TO MESS UP THE FLOW OF DIVINE LIGHT IN UNPREDICTABLE WAYS. I ASKED THEM TO STOP BUT THEY WOULDN’T. I TRIED FRIGHTENING THEM BY TURNING THEIR RIVERS TO BLOOD, BUT THEY JUST MURMURED SOMETHING ABOUT “PHYTOPLANKTON” AND KEPT DOING IT. THEN I SENT THEM A BUNCH OF FROGS, BUT THAT DIDN’T HELP EITHER. FROGS NEVER HELP. THEN I GOT KIND OF CARRIED AWAY.”

“But when our people reached the Sea of Reeds, and we thought that all was lost, I prayed to you, and you parted the sea, so we could cross freely.”

“THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO BUILD PYRAMIDS IF THEY DON’T HAVE A LABOR FORCE? SO I PARTED THE SEA SO THEIR SLAVES COULD ESCAPE. I THINK IT WAS A GOOD PLAN.”

“And when the last among us had stepped out from the waters, you sent them crashing down upon the Pharaoh and his army, destroying them and their wickedness forever.”

“I HAVE NOT WORKED OUT ALL OF THE BUGS IN THE PART_SEA FUNCTION.”

“Now we have come to you for advice. It is through your grace that we are free, but we know not what to do with our freedom. The people demand laws, a code to live by, something to bring meaning and structure to their lives.”

“UM. I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. UNLESS BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER WOULD CAUSE SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE PROBLEM I CANNOT ANTICIPATE RIGHT NOW. THEN YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT.”

“Please, O Lord! You must have more advice than that, advice which can sustain us in spirit as we cross this scorching desert.”

“WEAR SUNSCREEN?”

“Lord, the Egyptians are the mightiest people in the world, but they are mighty because their priests rule every minute of their lives, from the ritual ablutions they perform upon waking up to the prayers they say before they go to bed at night. If our people are left adrift, without laws and rituals to connect them to You and thank You for your gift of freedom, I fear they will go astray.”

“AH. I THINK I UNDERSTAND. ACTUALLY, THIS TIES INTO ANOTHER PROJECT OF MINE. I AM GRADUALLY SHIFTING THE WORLD FROM ON A SUBSTRATE OF DIVINE LIGHT TO A SUBSTRATE OF MECHANICAL COMPUTATION. THE MECHANICAL SUBSTRATE HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL BENEFITS. FOR EXAMPLE, IT IS PERFECTLY PREDICTABLE. FOR ANOTHER, IT ALLOWS EVEN LOW-LEVEL USERS SUCH AS YOURSELF TO COMBINE PHYSICAL FORCES IN NOVEL WAYS TO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS AS THEY ARISE. MOST IMPORTANT, IT IS MORE ROBUST AGAINST DEMONIC INTRUSION. IN FACT, ANGELS AND DEMONS ARE PRETTY MUCH INERT ON A MECHANICAL SUBSTRATE. IT INVOLVES VARIOUS INTERACTIONS BETWEEN SEPHIROT AND KLIPOT. ARE YOU FAMILAR WITH THESE? IF NOT I CAN EXPLAIN.”

“The laws, O Lord?”

“RIGHT NOW COMPUTATIONAL RESOURCES ARE THE MAJOR BOTTLENECK IN THE PROJECT. I HAVE A LIST OF STEPS THAT END USERS COULD TAKE TO SAVE COMPUTATIONAL RESOURCES.”

“And these would be the laws?”

“I PERFORM SERVER MAINTENANCE ON SATURDAYS. THIS MEANS LOWER CAPACITY. SO PLEASE AVOID HIGH-LOAD ACTIVITIES LIKE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS, AGRICULTURAL WORK, AND ELECTRICITY USE DURING THAT TIME. SO YES. THAT IS A LAW.”

“My Lord, what is ‘electricity’?”

“SO IMAGINE THAT EVERYTHING IS MADE UP OF THESE TINY OBJECTS. YOU COULD IMAGINE THEY ARE SORT OF LIKE BILLIARD BALLS WITH SMALLER BILLIARD BALLS CIRCLING AROUND THEM, EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY CIRCLING. THEY ARE MORE LIKE A POSSIBILITY OF THERE BEING A BILLIARD BALL, AND THE POSSIBILITY FORMS A CIRCLE. UM. A SPHERE. EXCEPT THEY ARE NOT ALWAYS A SPHERE. THE FIRST TWO LOOK SORT OF LIKE SPHERES, BUT THE NEXT THREE ARE KIND OF LIKE FIGURE EIGHTS AT RIGHT ANGLES TO ONE ANOTHER, AND THEN ANOTHER SPHERE, THEN THREE MORE FIGURE EIGHTS, AND THEN MORE COMPLICATED THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO DESCRIBE. UM. THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLICATED TO EXPLAIN THAN I THOUGHT. ELECTRICITY IS KIND OF LIKE STARTING A FIRE. YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT.”

“Um, yes, my Lord. Anything else?”

“YES. DO NOT MIX DIFFERENT KINDS OF FABRIC IN YOUR GARMENTS. IT COMPLICATES THE TEAR RESISTANCE CALCULATIONS.”

“And?”

“DO NOT BOIL A GOAT IN ITS MOTHER’S MILK. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS STRANGE, BUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE TRIES THIS, THE ENTIRE SEPHIRAH HANDLING THE CONTINENT WHERE IT HAPPENS CRASHES. I HAVE SPENT AEONS OF SUBJECTIVE TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM AND I HAVE PRETTY MUCH GIVEN UP. JUST DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT DO ANYTHING SORT OF LIKE IT. JUST AVOID THAT ENTIRE CATEGORY OF THING.”

“And?”

“UM. I FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS. BUT I AM TRYING TO ASSIGN EVERYONE A UNIQUE SOULMATE. RIGHT NOW I AM USING A VARIANT OF THE GALE-SHAPLEY ALGORITHM, BUT IT IS VERY RESOURCE-INTENSIVE. I THINK LIMITING THE ALGORITHM TO MALE-FEMALE PAIRINGS WOULD MAKE IT RUN MUCH MORE SMOOTHLY WITH ONLY A SLIGHT PENALTY IN OPTIMAL MATE ALLOCATION.”

“I don’t understand.”

“THE ALGORITHM WILL WORK BETTER IF YOU TELL PEOPLE NOT TO HAVE SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS.”

“I see,” said Moses. “It is an abomination.”

“IT IS JUST VERY KLUDGY AND VERY SLOW. I CAN REMOVE THE LIMITATIONS ONCE I HAVE MORE RAM.”

“We can sacrifice some to you once we build a proper Temple,” said Moses.

“UM,” said Uriel. “I AM ALMOST CERTAIN YOU CANNOT. BUT I APPRECIATE THE OFFER.” He stood for a second, lost in thought. “THERE ARE MANY RULES. IT WILL TAKE ME A LONG TIME TO THINK OF ALL OF THEM. YOU SHOULD GO CHECK ON YOUR PEOPLE. COME BACK UP IN A FEW WEEKS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A COMPLETE LIST.”

“Yes, my Lord,” said Moses.



Forty days and forty nights later, the old man trudged back up the slopes of the mountain.

“UM,” said the archangel. “SO. I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY…”







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